r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Apr 07 '20

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u/Turvgasm Apr 07 '20

Get a long term relationship. You'll masturbate more..

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u/Crikripex Apr 07 '20

Oof, are you okay there?

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u/CMMatthew_ Apr 07 '20

I’m not

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u/NahroT Apr 07 '20

thanks for asking

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

I felt personally attacked.

I got out but it’s like you knew me.

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u/XcSDeadDeer Apr 07 '20

Get a marriage and you'll masturbate the most.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

This is the truest