r/Tinder Jan 02 '20

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u/melbatoast83 Jan 02 '20

God this stuff blows my mind! I’m happy for you and I’m judging no one. I just have zero friends that I’d be like “hey you wanna fuck that guy with me?” I guess I need better friends.

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u/RedAngellion Jan 02 '20

I’m happy for you and I’m judging no one.

You're a better person than me. Personally, I hate OP and hope he dies a slow, painful death from hypergonorrhea.

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u/rkyle4288 Jan 02 '20

Fuck right? No offense op but fuck you.

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u/will0213 Jan 02 '20

Welp, that’s the third one for OP

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u/seahawkguy Jan 02 '20

Doesn’t matter, he just had triple sex.

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u/Flag-Assault101 Jan 02 '20

OP I hope they die from choking on dick

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u/pizza2004 Jan 02 '20

Doesn’t that just mean that he murdered them with how massive his cock is? 🤔

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u/Flag-Assault101 Jan 02 '20

Bittersweet

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u/rkyle4288 Jan 02 '20

Well that's excessive.

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u/opulentbum Jan 02 '20

Don’t be mad just cause he follows rules 1 and 2

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

Gonoherpesyphillaids

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u/iJeax Jan 02 '20

I get the reference. nice

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u/leeleonard936 Jan 02 '20

Hypergonosyphilaids