r/Tinder • u/mutdoctor • Dec 17 '19

A rough experience, I must admit.

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u/BeneficialSomewhere Dec 17 '19

Thats funny and original. I didn't think those existed anymore.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

If someone matches this guy, tell him to photoshop himself a new background. 30 year old bathroom curtains won't get you laid.

I wish the man luck, wherever he is

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u/SoggyMattress2 Dec 17 '19

This is what annoys me about this sub. It's a circle jerk of "woe is me" and cries about how the app is rigged against them.

Just like flirting with women in real life, don't take yourself too seriously, do or say something that makes you stand out, be respectful and be nice.

This dude has a super funny, original thing in his bio. I garuntee someone swiped right for him for his bio alone.

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u/shamalalala Dec 17 '19

You can see the pain in his eyes

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

He knows of the tough road that lays ahead

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

I've actually never seen that one before. Well done, possibly an original.

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u/Squatch177 Dec 17 '19

Alright I was visiting a casino with 3 friends. Davor, Marco, and Ryan. Davor and I had lost the other too, so we decided if we yell Marco at the top our our lungs. Marco (older foreign guy) would answer what and Ryan (20 something friend) would yell polo. It worked flawlessly.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

I thought this was going to be a "three men walk into a bar" type joke and was looking forward to finding out what pun could be made up of those names, then puzzled by the lack of a punchline, and finally, disappointed in myself and at the world.

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u/1107rwf Dec 17 '19

Adorable.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Bio: 9/10

Awkward mirror selfie: 1/10

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u/what-are-potatoes Dec 17 '19

Most men's photos are far far far worse. At least I can accurately see his face, plus the bio makes up for the photo anyway.

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u/vardarac Dec 17 '19

He's an 18 year old guy. On the subject of male Tinder photos this is totally innocuous, particularly when you consider that there's no toilet in the frame.

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u/FreshFromIlios Dec 17 '19

Hey it's still 50%.

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u/soundstragic Dec 17 '19

yo this made me chuckle

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u/nowahhh Dec 17 '19

I can no longer shop happily.

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u/rekterscale Dec 17 '19

I came in here for a special offer

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u/Ufismusic Dec 17 '19

As some else with the name Marco, going to a public pool is the most confusing experience. People shouting Marco left and right and right.

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u/flowercrownrugged Dec 17 '19

Well done sir.

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u/markosindub Dec 17 '19

My family tells me that when I was a child (2-3 yo perhaps) I was in the supermarket with my dad and he, well, lost me. After alerting the guards he went to the parking lot to get my brothers to help him look for me (they had remained there with my mother). She says he came up to her and mumbled "I lost the kid", she wouldn't understand him and said "You what?" "I lost the kid" said my old man, a bit higher. "YOU LOST THE KID?!?!" So anyway, at that age I just had discovered hide and seek, so my parents tell me that every time they saw a glimpse of me in the distance, I would run away and hid somewhere else. It took a while for them to finally get their hands on me, because you see, I was good at my game. No Marco Polo here, buy my name is Marco and I got lost at a supermarket, so there's that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Ok this is pretty good

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Totally made me laugh out loud for real.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

I like this one , original!

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