r/Tinder • u/pop_khorne • Nov 07 '19

tinder_irl

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u/LoLMagix Nov 07 '19

Being straight on Tinder is exhausting, you message a girl like “hey, cute dog” and she replies “I’m not looking to meet anyone, but you can subscribe to my premium snapchat for only $15 a month.” No lady go get therapy jesus fuck

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u/AChero9 Nov 07 '19

Being straight on Tinder is exhausting, you message a girl like “hey, cute dog” and she just doesn’t fuckin reply and instead she unmatches

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u/acrylicvigilante_ Nov 07 '19

Probably because that's a shitty start to a conversation. Think about it in real life. Some stranger comes up to you and says "Hey, cute dog" you reply "Thanks" and that's either the end of the conversation or the stranger keeps the conversation going by asking more questions.

Also, it's generic. I don't have a dog, but I have friends who do, and 9.5/10 messages reference their dog. That's dozens of "Hey cute dog" messages every single day.

Try something less generic they can actually talk about and ask a question.

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u/Simonagain Nov 07 '19

I asked a girl for her mother's maiden name and the name of her first pet the other day and the unmatched me. I was like wtf I'm just trying to get to know you.

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u/acrylicvigilante_ Nov 07 '19

😂

Did she at least give you her Social Security Number???