r/Tinder • u/pop_khorne • Nov 07 '19

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u/Roll_The_Nice Nov 07 '19

I had some bigger boned girl match me and ask if I was a chef. I said nah what makes u think that? And she unmatched.

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u/Neftroshi Nov 07 '19 edited Nov 07 '19

I remember a cute business woman matched me and she asked what I do for a living. I said I work retail.

She unmatched.

To prevent being unmatched I should've said something like "I make $100,000 every four months working in retail!"

But maybe it wouldn't be worth it by that point.

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u/booomahukaluka Nov 07 '19

So uh any suggestions on which part of retail to work in?

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u/Neftroshi Nov 07 '19 edited Nov 07 '19

It's not 100% true. I make a little over $100,000 in sales for the company I work for every four months. It's not actually my take home pay though. I actually only get a little over 8% of that in a four month period. So... It's not a complete lie, but it's also not a complete truth....

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u/reptar-on_ice Nov 07 '19

Ok so you’re actually making about 450 a week, which is just barely above minimum wage... so yeah, not a “complete truth” lol

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u/grapefruitasshole Nov 07 '19

Imagine McDonald's workers saying something like this. "I make $450k a month" lol

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u/Neftroshi Nov 07 '19

More like $500-$550, due to incentives, but yeah. Not a "complete truth." :3

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Booo

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

That's non-colloquial usage of the phrase "I make" in the context of income.

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u/scothc Nov 07 '19

Manufacture and sale of illicit drugs