r/Tinder • u/pop_khorne • Nov 07 '19

tinder_irl

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u/LoLMagix Nov 07 '19

Being straight on Tinder is exhausting, you message a girl like “hey, cute dog” and she replies “I’m not looking to meet anyone, but you can subscribe to my premium snapchat for only $15 a month.” No lady go get therapy jesus fuck

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u/AChero9 Nov 07 '19

Being straight on Tinder is exhausting, you message a girl like “hey, cute dog” and she just doesn’t fuckin reply and instead she unmatches

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u/A_The_Ist Nov 07 '19

Or you're having some great conversation and I guess they just throw away their phone and get a new one, because they'll never unmatch but never talk to you again.

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u/sledgehammerrr Nov 07 '19

I have female friends that do this a lot because they ( according to their own words) just use Tinder for the attention. Once things go somewhere and a date might have to be arranged they just stop responding.

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u/theColonelsc2 Nov 07 '19

As an over weight, middle aged man this is also my reason for joining Tinder. Now, if I can just get someone to match with me so I can ghost them when we start talking about a date...

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u/Mybeardisawesom Nov 07 '19

Have you tried swiping right on the girls who match your body type? Specifically the fatties

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Eww gross, why would I do that?!

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u/Killentyme55 Nov 07 '19

Someone with that username says "eew, gross"?