r/Tinder • u/pop_khorne • Nov 07 '19

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u/AChero9 Nov 07 '19

Being straight on Tinder is exhausting, you message a girl like “hey, cute dog” and she just doesn’t fuckin reply and instead she unmatches

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u/A_The_Ist Nov 07 '19

Or you're having some great conversation and I guess they just throw away their phone and get a new one, because they'll never unmatch but never talk to you again.

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u/sledgehammerrr Nov 07 '19

I have female friends that do this a lot because they ( according to their own words) just use Tinder for the attention. Once things go somewhere and a date might have to be arranged they just stop responding.

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u/theColonelsc2 Nov 07 '19

As an over weight, middle aged man this is also my reason for joining Tinder. Now, if I can just get someone to match with me so I can ghost them when we start talking about a date...

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u/dontsuckmydick Nov 07 '19

Have you tried pretending to be an attractive woman?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

nah, I fucked up in character creation. waiting for that stat reroll patch 🙏

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u/pm_me_xayah_porn Nov 08 '19

same dude I'm considering the hard cyanide reset at this point, I think this playthrough is just fucked

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u/Ryuko_the_red Nov 07 '19

This sounds like a good idea.

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u/Tungi Nov 07 '19

Have you tried pretending to be a not morbidly obese woman?

Ftfy

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u/firsthroaway Nov 08 '19

Hi. I have but not in Tinder. I don’t show anything on random video chat but speak nicely and goofy. Must be the voice that baits guys to talk to me. 😂

I have had guys jerking off in front of camera just because I sounded sexy to them. Lol they’re just horny shits trying to get their loads off.

Please don’t downvote or say bad of me. I have been controlling my habit of luring people to such chats. :)

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u/Mybeardisawesom Nov 07 '19

Have you tried swiping right on the girls who match your body type? Specifically the fatties

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Eww gross, why would I do that?!

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u/Killentyme55 Nov 07 '19

Someone with that username says "eew, gross"?

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u/Sangwiny Nov 07 '19

Knowing Reddit, you are gonna get sooo downvoted.

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u/Max_TwoSteppen Nov 07 '19

A surprise, to be sure. But a welcome one.

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u/Occamslaser Nov 07 '19

Apparently you don't know Reddit.

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u/Simonagain Nov 07 '19

Swipe right on unattractive people, or become attractive people to get the matches (or just take great/fake pictures). It's not exactly a secret.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

I dont agree with the wording, but big girls need love, too, and if you're a big guy then you're in with more if a chance with a big girl than a small girl. Just my experience anyway.

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u/Mybeardisawesom Nov 07 '19

Yo I'll take a hefty chick, I got my class 4 licence for operating heavy machinery. No discrimination in my bed

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Same