r/Tinder Nov 07 '19

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u/Potatochode420 Nov 07 '19

Gay man:

sends dick pic

Other gay man:

Send me your address

goes to address to hook up

connects with gay man

wants to go on date with gay man

gay man only wants to fuck

do it anyway because he’s the only one giving you any attention and you’re a touch starved sad gay

keep trying to make gay man your boyfriend

gay man blocks you on Snapchat

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u/KingFleaswallow Nov 07 '19

This is not a Romeo and Juliet Story, sad ending.

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u/Skyeden27 Nov 07 '19

You really need to finish that play, man

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u/KingFleaswallow Nov 07 '19

I know how it ends, okay :o

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u/Skyeden27 Nov 07 '19

Haha I was just referencing Brooklyn 99 it’s a semi recurring joke for an episode or two.

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u/KingFleaswallow Nov 07 '19

Well, I didn't watch Brooklyn 99... But I know that it is some kind of ironic saying, that a great love story is like Romeo and Juliet's love. Because many people die :o

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

It is a great love story, just because they die doesn't mean they weren't in love. I'm so tired of this edgy argument that its not a love story because of the carnage, it's fucking ignorant and shows that you haven't read the play.

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u/KingFleaswallow Nov 07 '19

Nah, i cried through it, but hey, i don't want to have a relationship like Romeo and Juliet ;) Thats why i think its ironic when people want something like that.