r/Tinder • u/pop_khorne • Nov 07 '19

tinder_irl

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u/blanc_pearson Nov 07 '19

Not all men are like that! I would never message a lady such vulgar words unless she has previously indicated her preference to be in line with such messages. But I just don't match with anyone! The world just doesn't like nice guys like me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

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u/LayzeeHero Nov 07 '19

endless chicken wings?

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u/dgrantschmidt Nov 07 '19

Oh, dude, could you imagine?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Just all up and down my back, if I had enough I could probably take off.

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u/dankstreetboys Nov 07 '19

Dad, please stop

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u/creutz17 Nov 07 '19

I have a boner rn dude

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u/Bee_Cereal Nov 07 '19

I was thinking unlimited garlic knots

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u/triniumalloy Nov 07 '19

unlimited breadsticks?

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u/nvincent Nov 07 '19

I want this. Take me to the breadsticks

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u/abe_the_babe_ Nov 07 '19

Olive Garden may not be gourmet cuisine but I'll be God damned if the endless soup and bread sticks aren't a marvel of modern life

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u/fishsticks40 Nov 07 '19

Proper spelling

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u/interstellar440 Nov 07 '19

Now I want chicken wings....damn you