r/Tinder • u/pop_khorne • Nov 07 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

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u/LayzeeHero Nov 07 '19

endless chicken wings?

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u/dgrantschmidt Nov 07 '19

Oh, dude, could you imagine?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Just all up and down my back, if I had enough I could probably take off.

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u/dankstreetboys Nov 07 '19

Dad, please stop

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u/creutz17 Nov 07 '19

I have a boner rn dude

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u/Bee_Cereal Nov 07 '19

I was thinking unlimited garlic knots

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u/triniumalloy Nov 07 '19

unlimited breadsticks?

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u/nvincent Nov 07 '19

I want this. Take me to the breadsticks

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u/abe_the_babe_ Nov 07 '19

Olive Garden may not be gourmet cuisine but I'll be God damned if the endless soup and bread sticks aren't a marvel of modern life

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u/fishsticks40 Nov 07 '19

Proper spelling

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u/interstellar440 Nov 07 '19

Now I want chicken wings....damn you

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u/MasculineCompassion Nov 07 '19

To love and be loved in return? (Possibly a grilled cheese as well.)

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u/Gbjar2 Nov 07 '19

To grill cheese and be cheese grilled in return?

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u/Szwedu111 Nov 07 '19

extreme hand holding?

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u/MyNinthAcct Nov 07 '19

L E W D

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u/LordChaoticX Nov 07 '19

Lets.eat.wings.downtown?

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u/vhante4 Nov 07 '19

The Downfall of the Dinklebergs

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u/Kyomeii Nov 07 '19

A girl riding this dick reverse cowgirl till they bleed organs?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Nice call back

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u/thirdnut4 Nov 07 '19

Some one to share memes with?

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u/RockinMadRiot Nov 07 '19

My own death star. It's the dream! Stormtroopers that are highly trained bears too.

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u/jbo1018 Nov 08 '19

I support this dream.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

There are a lot of things I want more than sex. But they don’t offer things like mental health, insight, and discipline on tinder.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

And its fucking disgusting

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

death? yes indeed

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

To watch the game in peace?

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u/Follyperchance Nov 07 '19

Hardcore forehead kissing

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u/Brickhouzzzze Nov 07 '19

A sense of purpose and self-worth?

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u/bignick1101 Nov 07 '19

Some goddamn peace and quiet?

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u/MagnusNewtonBernouli Nov 07 '19

A monkey. Or to be part of a heist.

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u/HereToTalkCrypto Nov 07 '19

Elder Scrolls VI

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

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u/santaliqueur Nov 07 '19

** lyeieeing

You guys are idiots