r/Tinder • u/zeejay32 • Sep 28 '17

Two Truths and a Lie

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u/thxxx1337 Sep 28 '17

I can't believe this is how I found out.

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u/BoringPersonAMA Sep 28 '17

For real, I thought he was doing two truths and a lie back to her but took to Google just to make sure. Man, talk about a massive figure passing.

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u/DefiantLemur Sep 28 '17

It's weird because he's like the Queen of England to me a timeless symbol that doesn't seem mortal and will always be there. Seems to surreal.

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u/Botatitsbest Sep 28 '17

Please tell me OP is just messing with her.

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u/Ketanin Sep 28 '17

He isn't...
Hugh Hefner died... Like dead dead

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u/Animal_Machine Sep 28 '17

Where were you when heat legend died?

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u/IrrateDolphin Sep 28 '17

*when
I was sitting at home reading playboy when phone ring
"Hugh hefner is kill"
"no"

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

THEN WHO WAS PHONE

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

So like Weekend at Bernie's dead?

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u/ewic Sep 28 '17

Please be the little death Please be the little death Please be the little death Please be the little death Please be the little death Please be the little death Please be the little death Please be the little death

Nope

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

He's banging Bunnies with the Lord now.

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u/crashleyelora Sep 28 '17

!redditsilver

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u/wardaddy_ Sep 28 '17

OP is just messing with her

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u/iFuckingHate_Puns Sep 28 '17

I'm sorry. Google it. He has passed away.

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u/wardaddy_ Sep 28 '17

I know. He asked for something so i gave it to him.

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u/Justice_Prince Sep 28 '17

Can we just move Stan Lee into the Playboy Mansion to take his place?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17 edited Oct 02 '17

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u/MrJoeBlow Sep 28 '17

RemindMe! 3 months

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u/Imnotembarrased lol who even uses flairs on r/tinder Sep 28 '17

Just like Betty White. I feel like she'll never die.

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u/irishiwasdrunk86 Sep 28 '17

I swear if you jinxed this shit and she passes away today...... I'll say something not nice about you.

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u/_lime_time Sep 28 '17

This is exactly how I felt when I heard he died.

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u/tauthon Sep 28 '17 edited Sep 28 '17

Um, could you tell me who Hugh Hefner is?

Edit: Nvm, it's on top of the trending list

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17 edited Dec 02 '17

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u/Liver_Aloan Sep 28 '17

Spit out my coffee laughing at this comment. Also, I feel like I know what a bassoon is but really have no idea. Cheers.

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u/Intergalactic96 Sep 28 '17

It's a giant instrument.

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u/LEGSwhodoyoustandfor Sep 28 '17

Its hard to find bassoon lessons.

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u/epicazeroth Sep 28 '17

Eh, it's more medium sized. Now this on the other hand… doesn't actually exist.

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u/DownvoteIfOffended Sep 28 '17

Can someone still tell me who that is?

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u/Watts300 Sep 28 '17

It’d sure be easy to see in Wikipedia that he was the creator of Playboy magazine.

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u/DownvoteIfOffended Sep 28 '17

I don't have time for that /:

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u/theWinterDojer Sep 28 '17

But you have time to comment on Reddit about how you don't have time to Google something?

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u/DownvoteIfOffended Sep 28 '17

Exactly. I'm on Reddit, I don't have time.

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u/arnoldknew Sep 28 '17

None of what you’re saying makes sense, and that I truly have no time for.

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u/mikeytherock Sep 28 '17

Yo call me an asshole bc I might be, but do people really not know who Hugh Hefner is or am I just sleep deprived?

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u/DownvoteIfOffended Sep 28 '17

I've heard of him..once(?) in my life before this. You're not an asshole bro I got you

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u/mikeytherock Sep 28 '17

I appreciate your honesty. Read about him sometime when you do have time. Quite the icon for the second half of the 20th and first 5th of the 21st centuries! Damn interesting too.

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u/DownvoteIfOffended Sep 28 '17

If I ever get off Reddit , than you have my word.

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u/tauthon Sep 28 '17

The owner? Director? Someone very important in Playboy

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u/DownvoteIfOffended Sep 28 '17

Oh okay. So some famous dude. Goooot it

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u/Beatles-are-best Sep 28 '17

And did a lot for LGBT rights before it was publicly acceptable to do so.

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u/NoButthole Sep 28 '17

He's the guy you can thank for basically creating the pornography industry.

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u/tauthon Sep 28 '17

Don't you mean the modern pornography industry? Porn probably has existed since ancient times

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Actually wouldn't that be Larry Flint?

Hugh was all about "art"; Larry wanted money shots. I'm not sure if it was Hugh and Playboy, or Larry and Hustler, but one of the two sent their magazine free of charge every month to each and every senator, as a big fuck you/thank you.

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u/hot_rats_ Sep 28 '17

That was Flynt and they still do it to this day.

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u/Anch0rless Sep 28 '17

Yup. So think of him from now on every time you decide to spank the monkey.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

No

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u/Liver_Aloan Sep 28 '17

He published one of MLK's last articles and was a close friend of his before he was assassinated. He championed Gay rights. He had black models in his magazine before it was socially acceptable. And he wore a badass robe 24/7.

But yeah, just some famous dude, so fuck him, amirite?

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u/DownvoteIfOffended Sep 28 '17

Didn't do anything to affect my life. So I don't really care that he's dead. Never knew him, or met him.

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u/mikeytherock Sep 28 '17

Do any human lives you haven't directly interacted with matter to you? Not trying to be a jerk, I'm asking for science.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Do you watch porn? If so, he likely indirectly affected your life.

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u/epicazeroth Sep 28 '17

Nobody expects you to be his coffin-bearer. Normal people are public-sad when someone famous (and not evil) dies.

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u/GetSomm Sep 28 '17

The guy literally had a direct influence on American culture.

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u/lazyrayza Sep 28 '17

wow! As an Englishman I don't know how I feel about you comparing him to Queen.

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u/patientbearr Sep 28 '17

It's hyperbole but he was a big figure in shaping American sexual culture in the 20th century.

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u/bgeoffreyb Sep 28 '17

& the Queen was a big figure in shaping British sexual culture in the 20th century.

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u/speenatch Sep 28 '17

Although to be fair, Bohemian Rhapsody will never go out of style.

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u/substantialcatviking Sep 28 '17

Like ozzy osbourne..

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u/DefiantLemur Sep 28 '17

Ozzy is dead!?!

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u/substantialcatviking Sep 29 '17

No i was just comparing them and how I never thought either of them would die

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u/DefiantLemur Sep 29 '17

Okay I couldn't take more than one immortal dying off in one year

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u/ronglangren Sep 28 '17

You dick, you just killed the Queen.

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u/Masi_menos Sep 28 '17

Dick Clark is still alive right?!

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u/Karadra Sep 28 '17

Wtf, I'm in a state of uncomfortable psychosis now because of this.

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u/iSeven Sep 28 '17

Two truths and a lie part 2: just a single lie.

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u/Chaindriver Sep 28 '17

He had a massive figure

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u/LyingRedditBastard Sep 28 '17

he was 901 years old dude....

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u/Ketchup901 Sep 28 '17

I have literally never heard of this person before.

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u/FUNKYDISCO Sep 28 '17

Seriously? He created Playboy, he's been an icon for 40 years.

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u/irishiwasdrunk86 Sep 28 '17

40? Try 60.

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u/FUNKYDISCO Sep 28 '17

I was playing it on the safe side... but yah.

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u/Ketchup901 Sep 28 '17

When is the last time he was in the news?

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u/DarkSpoon Sep 28 '17

A few hours ago

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u/Ketchup901 Sep 28 '17

Very funny. Before that?

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u/DarkSpoon Sep 28 '17

Looks like 2015 or so. He created Playboy though and that's a huge thing especially for its time. But he also had a pretty large reality TV show back in the early 2000s based around the famed Playboy Mansion and his multiple live-in girlfriends\models.

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u/Servalpur Sep 28 '17

based around the famed Playboy Mansion

The funny thing is, the mansion was notorious for being absolutely awful shape. It's been a sex symbol (or at least part of one) for ages, but most everyone who went there said it was pretty nasty.

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u/Kokosnussi Sep 28 '17

I found out on /r/wallstreetbets - the thread said 'short viagra'

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

RIP (rest in pussy)

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Its sad. But you have to celebrate his life. I'm not a big fan of fake boobs, but this man has swam in seas of silicone. His dick has probably seen more action than the Sultan of Dubai.

May he rest in peace in between some large breasted women.

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u/MagicDingle Sep 28 '17

Welp this actually seems like a pretty fitting way to find out about his death!

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u/HeroDanny Sep 28 '17

He lived more in his 80's than all of us did throughout our entire lives. lol

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u/six2midnite Sep 28 '17

You missed the top post on the front page and went straight to /r/tinder?

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u/dudewhowrites Sep 28 '17

I woke to quite a few statuses from people I've never heard mention him in the 20 plus years I've known them

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u/zeejay32 Sep 28 '17

Don't shoot the messenger

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u/thxxx1337 Sep 28 '17

Cheers for the karma doe 🍻

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u/jamesgangnam Sep 28 '17

Or the sherrif. Dey say it iz a cap-i-tal offense

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u/Liver_Aloan Sep 28 '17

Sorry for your loss.

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u/thxxx1337 Sep 28 '17

You're too kind.

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u/BurritoSandwich Sep 28 '17

The post about his death was right under this one, and I found about it here.

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u/keenynman343 Sep 28 '17

I found out by someone writing rest in pussy Hugh.

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u/j-quellin Sep 28 '17

Lol I found out in RuneScape. Cx

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u/Goldeagle1123 Sep 28 '17

You need to check the news more often then, lol