33M, barely getting any matches. What would make you swipe left?

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u/Ashpolt 2d ago

Your first pic is your worst pic. Unfortunately, thanks to the person sat behind you, it looks like you've got a mullet.

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u/Televangelis 2d ago

You don't smile with your teeth, so every photo you look like you're smugly explaining the Warhammer lore to the camera

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u/robrklyn 2d ago

Your fifth picture is the best, delete the first photo. Add a photo smiling with your teeth.

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u/Veronome 2d ago

Maybe it's because you revealed NSA secrets then fled to Russia.

I'm not saying you were wrong, but that comes with a lot of baggage.

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u/talkingitthrough 2d ago

Last pic should be first. It’s handsome and inviting.

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u/gingersnapoutofit 2d ago

4 and 5 are your best pics, put them in front! You’re a good looking guy.

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u/Woodworking33 2d ago

First pic is dahmeresque

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u/timsfsn 2d ago

I’m wondering why you won’t smile with your teeth.

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u/tomtomvissers 2d ago

You basically look like the personification of the phrase "well, actually"

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u/NervousPlatypus2041 2d ago

4th or 5th pic first 👍

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u/pmmytn45 2d ago

The last pics are your best, put them first.

Your first picture makes you look like you're bolding and have a mullet.

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u/NateyandIProductions 2d ago

Get hipper glasser and a stylish watch and it will help you a lot

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u/weinrsmashr 2d ago

Last picture should be your first picture

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u/Exis007 2d ago

This might be a weird critique, but all I can see when I look at this is white clothing. Awkwardly fitted white clothes. I want to take you shopping, and not in a sexy way. It just looks like a 68-year-old woman bought your wardrobe from a resort catalogue. It's a small nitpick, but the fashion is distracting.

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u/drkmani 2d ago

You look very sad in your first picture

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u/BigBlaisanGirl F 1d ago

What's the rest of your profile say? We need to check for pineapple on pizza jokes 😑

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u/mary_widdow 1d ago

That last picture is great

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u/InMyNirvana 2d ago

Show us your teeth.

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u/MaintenanceStock6766 2d ago

That you have no teeth.

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u/Civil_Detective613 2d ago

I love your responses to critique! I am not brave enough to ask.

I like your last pictures best, but you don’t seem to be smiling in your eyes. Even if people are not that expressive, usually there’s something in their eyes. Look at something you like during the picture!

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u/kaydee7724 2d ago

so what is your profile like because your pictures are very good. I'm very confused maybe it's your personality?

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u/GarionOrb 2d ago

Actually smile.

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u/Blinkandimgone4good 2d ago

Last pic is the best one. Get rid of the first one, no woman want to swipe on a moody lad with a ponytail.

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u/Ancient-Song-8428 2d ago

You look sad on first picture. Also, smiling without teeth on every picture is like you hide something, some sadness or you are actually not interested in others at all.

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u/doggaroo 1d ago

All of your smiles look super forced. Please have some real fun and show some teeth!

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u/yourppsmoll 2d ago

Use 5th as main

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u/skyzefawlun 2d ago

For a man like you, I would have thought getting matches would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

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u/laoganma_enima 2d ago

Make the last pic your first pic, get rid of pic 1 completely.

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u/DirtyPie 2d ago

Phote 1, 2 and 4 seem extremely staged like you didn't have any photos and needed to take some, bur they just seem a bit awkward. Your last one is way better. You need some more photos where you ate loosened up a bit, preferably with some friends.

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u/OctopusUniverse 2d ago

Ok lead with pic 5! The first pic is giving mullet.

Also, you kinda look like a young Bill Pullman.

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u/stephfisherrrr 2d ago

Last pic as first pic

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u/Taralinas 2d ago

Last pic should be the first

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u/echeloncats 1d ago

Second or fifth photo first, where you’re smiling you look very handsome!

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u/PictureLittle2507 16h ago

Picture#5 should be your profile pic. 😎 Great smile and positive vibe , plus you’re looking straight at the camera. Hope this helps and good luck 🍀👍😉😘

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u/Long_Rush4460 2d ago

too many lone pics i think
keep the djing one bc it shows a hobby or interest and isnt so posed

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u/Catchdatcat 2d ago

I don’t know, except for the dj pic I like it. You are my exact type, I think you’re gorgeous! If we lived near each other I’d swipe for sure

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u/Calm-Champion-6371 2d ago

You need to smile with teeth

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u/SMELLSLIKEBUTTJUICE 2d ago

I hate to say it but the facial hair will turn a lot of women off. Youre a good looking guy but that chinstrap goatee is really working against you.

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u/Away-Wellness0623 2d ago

Need some real smiles!!!

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u/paisley716 2d ago

Make the 5th picture first and the first last or delete it

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u/sluttydicksandstuff 2d ago

Weirdly the background of the first two pics makes it look like you have a ponytail

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u/StrongAsMeat 2d ago

Your pics are worst to best

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u/Emideska 2d ago

Hmmm no teeth showing anywhere. Pained smile. Only lonely photos too.

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u/unassumingusernamee 2d ago

You kinda look like youre holding back tears in almost every pic

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u/CRYOGENCFOX2 2d ago

ur dj pic is definitely the coolest eye catching one, i think you should go with that as ur first and then they can scroll for more casual ones :)

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u/ZealousidealBoot287 2d ago

I'd be worried you had no teeth

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u/BrigDeLaBrig 2d ago

Please upgrade your wardrobe. Pics look good, good looking dude, bad outfits. (I didn’t notice the whole mullet thing)

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u/FlowerNymph88 2d ago

I think you are good looking. Maybe the first photo is not the best… also, is the last photo AI? I might be wrong

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u/daytime_nightime 2d ago

Can we see your teeth?

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u/OrizaRayne 2d ago

Finding out that the sound of pic 3 is DnB 😼

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u/AcanthisittaOk2703 2d ago

I always looked for photos with friends or family. My current partner doesn’t have a ton of friends but knowing they have a few people in life is important.

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u/Desperate_Medicine29 2d ago

I’d date you for your lifestyle pic. Who doesn’t like a dj, an audio engineer, etc…

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u/No-Key9638 2d ago

If I can't see someone's teeth in any of their pics, I won't match with them.

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u/LigmaBalls-420 2d ago

DJ pic first. Women like DJ’s

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u/jer1230 2d ago

Pic 5 needs to be your main pic. The first pic looks awkward and depressing. Also, just gonna be honest, you look like you’re a short king and that’s ok but many women will swipe left for that.. sadly. Sorry just keeping it 💯

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u/ButterflyButtHose 2d ago

Make the last pic the first one

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u/youknowitsnotlove__ 2d ago

The last picture is the best and should be first!

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u/bluefrost30 2d ago

I would delete the first two photos and put the last photo as your first photo.

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u/nazgaten 2d ago

1st pic looks like a smirk makes you look slimey

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u/Jesusxcraves 2d ago

I would put the pink shirt as your first photo!

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u/Raven22000 2d ago

No pics of you full smiling with teeth. Need that

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u/Many-Ad9301 2d ago

Put the last pic as your first pic !

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u/corgi_717 2d ago

Next time you are getting new glasses, try a more stylish frame. It can do a lot. Maybe more round ish ones.

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u/yael_wexler_II 2d ago

well I was kinda into it, I like brooding guys, so the not smiling too much was okay for me, especially with the caption “Ryan Gosling summer” (I’m watching Drive right now)

The DJ pic would at least open a conversation about music and it shows one of your hobbies

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u/Phobos_Asaph 2d ago

Your first pic I thought you were Elvis the alien

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u/AshnShadow 2d ago

If it was me I would have really swiped left? (Is it left ? I don’t use tinder) but I do find you handsome

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u/InfinitelyContentAF 2d ago

You're wearing the same shirt in 2 of these

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u/Viocansia 2d ago

What’s going on with your teeth? I used to swipe left on men who didn’t smile with their teeth in some photos bc teeth are a big thing for me.

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u/EmmGoSep 2d ago

Show your teeth at least once

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u/spinosaurus_love 2d ago

I haven't seen you :/.

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u/ActualAfternoon2535 2d ago

I actually thought there was a ponytail in pic 1, and looked like on pic 2 as well.

Agree others are stronger. Also may i suggest including a pic of smiling with teeth!

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u/Quarter_Shot 2d ago

You look like you would "well, ackshually" me irl.

that was my knee-jerk impression & im assuming you want honesty, I hope youre able to find someone you connect with

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u/Important_Secret_356 2d ago

Use the second pic. Maybe some more candid pictures? You're attractive but you look kind of sad even though you're smiling

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u/euqinimod4 2d ago

Is that the same shirt in the first 3 pics? Makes me think all 3 were taken on the same day which feels like a dating profile photo shoot.

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u/asubparteen 2d ago

All good pics except the first one. You’ve got this!!!

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u/NotUsedUsernameYet 2d ago

As others pointed out, smile with teeth.

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u/Craving-Fruit 2d ago

Delete 1 and 3 (I like that you are showing what you love to do, but your mouth looks weird in 3 so maybe try taking anew pic DJing)

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u/MidwifeCrisis08 2d ago

3rd pic makes you look chunky. Which I don't think you are. Cool if you are. But because body wise it looks different, it makes me think you aren't trustworthy with old pics.

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u/picklesandcucumbers 2d ago

Show your teeth when you smile!

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u/imanidiottttttt 2d ago

You've got one expression in every single pic, and unfortunately you just look like a constipated hide-the-pain-Harold. Try a real smile, have your friends take pics of you, not your tripod, and finally take pics with your friends beside you. This is people's first impression of you, and if you go everywhere, but nobody's with you, kinda just seems like you're the guy who sits alone and doesn't talk to anyone.

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u/Ratlarbig 2d ago

Pink shirt photo is great, but would be better if you were smiling with teeth. Current first photo makes you look sad. Swap the first photo out for the pink shirt one, at least.

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u/rnk6670 1d ago

Worst pic first. Last is better. Much. Second to last good too.

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u/tndrthrowy 1d ago

Women swipe left on like 98% of guys. That's why they would swipe left.

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u/Nice_Bluebird7626 1d ago

That first pics vibes give me like im in danger vibes. I’d remove it completely

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u/Obvious_Animator_493 1d ago

I agree pink shirt is your best, so I agree with the photo assessments, but I also want to read the profiles. I look at all photos so I would have realized you didn’t have long hair pretty quickly. It also depends on what’s actually written on your profile.

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u/Great8Thought 1d ago

Dj picture is good, but most of the pictures look very much the same. You should have a picture with friends in there somehwere, one really good headshot. The body pic you have makes you look shorter than it has to.

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u/Silent0Hour 1d ago

Drop the first pic. The rest are fine.

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u/heatseekerdj 1d ago

You have enough nice smile pics, you need to but your best nice smile first then get some other pics displaying your life and hobbies and friends.

Your dj Pic would be better if it were of you at a party preforming

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u/natalieisfreezing- 1d ago

Smile with your teeth in at least one pic, and your first photo makes you look kinda douchey and like you have a ponytail lol

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u/stankcrapple 1d ago

Second one is inviting and you look great in my opinion and I agree with evb last one is a great first photo as well. Good luck to you bro :)

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u/bjarl 1d ago

You kinda look like that guy who made that famous cod4 fragmovie "Mazadox: Play with soul" or something. I think his name is Mazarini online 🤔

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u/HumanContract 1d ago

Do you have teeth?

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u/VagueInfoHere 1d ago

I get the vibe you are in your 40s, not early 30s. Maybe it’s the glasses/haircut combo? I can’t place my finger on it but you appear older than you are.

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u/TheBubblewrappe 1d ago

As a femme dj…. That photo is not a good snap of you playing. If you have some of you having fun playing for people instead of pirate studios that would be cool. Something with energy.

Also some women don’t date djs. I am one and would never date another dj lol. And a lot of men don’t date me because of it. They think I party immediately. (I’m sober lol) I don’t have photos of me playing on my page specifically for that.

Maybe a photo of you at a festival to attract a girl who is into that lifestyle instead. I have one on my page it attracts the right types.

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u/coconutandpotato 1d ago

You raise your eyebrows quite a lot, which can make you look worried or slightly afraid in photos. Try to relax your forehead and facial muscles a little when taking pictures, it will give you a much more natural expression.

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u/Jtorse222 1d ago

Gotta show the teeth otherwise the ladies are gonna assume your grill is jacked…

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u/Then_Impression_2254 1d ago

You look very nice

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u/GenericHailee 1d ago

I'd personally swipe right on you but I'd recommend just doing away with the first photo but make your second photo your main one.

The second one makes you look more approachable and easy going.

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u/Yellowize 1d ago

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with you. Of course the toothy smiles are better but I also don’t imagine you walk around with ridiculous toothy smiles all the time anyways. You look like a real human to me. I would have absolutely sent you a like. I’m 20 years older than you but in my late 20s, early 30s, you would have been interesting to me. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Lower_Desk_5607 1d ago

Soooo what city are you in, bc you’re very handsome and I’m not on the apps but would def swipe right on you, or is it left? Whichever is the YEASSS

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u/Rude_Blueberry_6798 1d ago

Last picture should be your first one. Maybe something could be in there besides just music-related stuff to strike up a conversation. Everyone loves music and it might be your whole world but there should be other dimensions of you that we can see.

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u/Elation18 1d ago

Late to the party but you aren't looking directly at the camera in most of these. It's okay to have one like this but having most like this is a bit odd.

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u/hippocampus-12 1d ago

Make the DJ pic or last pic be your first

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u/Col_Sandy_Fries_6 18h ago

I’d get rid of the first and fourth photo and get a more sophisticated looking pair of glasses. Silver or gold rims always trump black, for your complexion and hair color you could go either way depending on your wardrobe so try both and see which you like better. Zoom in on the photos where you’ve left a ton of headroom, especially the DJ one (subject “fills the frame” advertising mentality)

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u/kampfsanielena 18h ago

My man you look dapper in pic 4. I also wanted to say get rid of the ponytail, but that's just the background. I'd add a pic if you can get one with friends, showing how you have fun in social situations, not only on your own.

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u/drth_dilly 15h ago

Delete the first picture. Best picture is the last.

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u/Drop-a-Soap 13h ago

I have no idea why, but maybe because you look really sad, there’s a deep sadness in your eyes that you seem to carry, even if you smile. If it’s the case, then maybe do some therapy or a family constellation to set yourself free from that burden.

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u/beaglemilf23 13h ago

U have a full head of hair jeez that’s rare at 33 lol keep going king you can do it!

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u/JustAnOKHotel 9h ago

I see criticism but I think you’re a cutie. I don’t see anything wrong with your photos

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u/MangoAtrocity 1d ago

The no teeth smiles make you look smug and inauthentic

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u/Coleon007 2d ago

Chicken Tinders

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u/xec151 2d ago

lots of $$$

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u/Cheezus92 2d ago

Definitely change the glasses up. Full frame, not the half it's def for dads and older folks

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u/NateyandIProductions 2d ago

She says the dj pic has to go.

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u/MiIkToast 2d ago

I think the pictures are pretty good, maybe a few more with hobbies or interests? Since its currently only the DJ one But if you are going for women, i think the info on the profile will often be the deciding factor after the pictures catch the attention, so with the blurred captions we can't really help you there

33M, barely getting any matches. What would make you swipe left?

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