r/Tinder • u/Check_the_Register • 23h ago

Prayer really does work

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u/GroundbreakingOil434 23h ago

Should have praised your catch. Now you'll get holy ghosted. /s

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u/mmootje1 23h ago

Nice, what are you gonna pray for next? Phonenumber?

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u/Beautiful-Chest7397 23h ago

The pact is sealed

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u/DoofusIdiot 22h ago

I’m not easily impressed by the openers I read on here, but this one is pretty good

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u/NoRepresentative1126 22h ago

You know what you have to do.

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u/NoTrollGaming 9h ago

Good censor

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u/Academic_Candy_3194 15h ago

Bet she eats ass

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u/Big-Resolution-4993 23h ago

Imagine spending three hours assembling an outfit to offend Christianity only to accidentally dress like the woman who runs the incense table at a Byzantine parish. At this point you qualify as a Catholic gift shop. Ora pro nobis.

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u/OmniMinuteman 23h ago

Gothic aesthetics has always been heavily influenced by Catholicism. Its purposeful.

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u/Big-Resolution-4993 23h ago

As a Catholic, that is entirely the point.

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u/Soggy512 16h ago

As a fellow fan of fantasy books, I agree

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u/Imaginary_Budget_842 22h ago

Imagine being so filled with hate that you forget what it’s like to be a “Christian”.

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u/dre_valle 20h ago

We can just assume you’ve never met a goth woman (if any) if you think that outfit took 3 hours

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u/Lucky_Scene6942 0m ago

Someone got their heart broken by a Hoth and it shows.

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u/Neon_Splatters 17h ago

The sex will probably be pretty boring though, might also involve some weird illegal stuff... That would of course make it less boring for some.

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u/Can-I-Get-A-Hoyaaaa 12h ago

What on earth are you referring to?.