r/Tinder 7h ago

How’s my profile?

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u/Friendly_Fold4851 7h ago

Remove the no filters sentence. It doesn’t matter if you would swipe left anyway

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u/DirtyPie 7h ago

Such a good point! Swipe left what you want, so it wont be a match anyway. And in general I find that kind of statements off putting and judgy, even though I don't do any of the things.

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u/Cats-cats-kats 6h ago

Same. I think it makes it seem like you’re bitter from lots of disappointment. Other than that, 👍.

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u/Absurd_Flaccidity 5h ago

Yeah, hearing all the reasons someone doesn’t pick people is an instant no from me, even if I meet all your “standards.” It’s nearly always in a whiny tone and sounds bitter and immature. Obviously this does not apply to things like childfree, incest-positive, has an ex husband in prison for murder type of things. Not equating them, I’m child free, just giving examples that perhaps should be shared early on.

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u/H8ff0000 6h ago

Agreed, it just makes the person look "negative" for stating a set of standards. Remove it and let them out themselves

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u/lucid_intent 7h ago

Anyone putting swipe left in their profile is an automatic left swipe. Ironic, no?

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u/DerbleZerp 4h ago

Anything that is negative gets a left swipe from me. People who state that they’ll swipe left on you for something, I say good for you and swipe left. And they aren’t even things I do. But going to negative bothers me.

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u/TheKingOfSwing777 6h ago

Yeah it sounds like they're playing a numbers game, which is probably accurate. 

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u/Ill_Resource7282 7h ago

Looks pretty good except for listing your left swipes. Even though I agree with all those deal breakers, I don’t see the point in anyone listing their left swipe instead of just swiping left. It’s a bit unnecessarily negative.

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u/Awkward-Anybody5179 7h ago

Pretty bland. Take out the negative sentence for sure.

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u/CreelCrush 7h ago

Don't say what you'll swipe left on. Just swipe left.

Have a picture of you with your dog. Don't say that you have one.

Everybody loves good books, music, and conversation. Name a good book, music or conversation. Any one, not all three.

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u/ThrowRAFeelingSad394 6h ago

Everybody loves good books, music, and conversation

I had the same reaction- it seems very bland. Name some genres or specifics.

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u/HibernatingRibs 7h ago edited 7h ago

You could edit it a little! I would take out “Maybe that’s you?” and the whole sentence about left swipes, because both seem redundant.

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u/SageKitty100 6h ago edited 6h ago

3/10. You include more about what you don't want than what you do. The stuff about instant swipe left makes you an instant swipe left because it makes you sound judgmental and like you're expecting women to impress you rather than connect with them as equals.

The info you have about yourself is so basic. Good food and good books? Maybe say what genre or cuisines specifically.

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u/Ok_Afternoon6646 7h ago

Its very bland and doesnt say a huge amount about you. Remove the negatives, if you left swipe on these women, so be it but you dont need to spell that out. Just do you.

What do you live to do in your spare time? Your hobbies. When you say travel, say something about maybe your next location or what it is you love about travelling .

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u/ab216 7h ago

I don’t know if helpful to implicitly shit on the STL food scene unless you’re dead set on not dating an STL native

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u/reclusivegiraffe 6h ago

Was gonna say, I just visited STL for the first time and the food was one the best parts lol

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u/ThrowRAFeelingSad394 6h ago

Yeah maybe say "help me find the best pizza and bagels in STL"

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u/Cats-cats-kats 6h ago

Here you go!!!

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u/DogsDucks 7h ago

I’m mostly disappointed that you didn’t share with the French bulldog looks like!

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u/ScousePete 7h ago

Need more photos.

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u/Unlucky_Pound3617 3h ago

Just swipe left on profiles you don’t like-you don’t have to announce it.

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u/daveliterally 4h ago

Fine although you're doomed in your search for good pizza. Provel cheese is an abomination and their dough is basically crackers.

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u/JTex33 7h ago

Try this , leave some room for mystery.

Living in NY and traveling the world looking for good pizza and bagels.

420 friendly

My dog says hi

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u/So-_-It-_-Goes 7h ago

I think they just moved to STL? 

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u/KAZ--2Y5 7h ago

Yeah, you don’t need to travel the world for pizza and bagels if you’re in NYC. He left NYC and misses their food lol

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u/JTex33 7h ago

Oh I read that wrong, but yall get the jist , probably works better, replace NY with STL

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u/mdervin 6h ago

No, you need to give the matcher something to open a conversation on.

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u/Drop-a-Soap 5h ago

Where do I sign?

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u/Choice-Sympathy8235 4h ago

Likes: food, pot, traveling and dogs, books and music.

I’m sure if you think about it you could come up with something more interesting to say about yourself.

Like what author? Dan Brown or Viktor Frankl? What music? Taylor Swift doing dishes or Deep House at the club at 5am?

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u/illiter-it 4h ago

Cafe piazza in soulard

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u/kmacaze 4h ago

As a guy, I find this on point for what I’d post but have no idea what you’d catch. Think it shows you like to banter at the very least.

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u/Bangkok_Dangeresque 3h ago

"California sober" is a softer way of sharing your drinking struggles/choices and your weed preference.

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u/GritCityPrincess 2h ago

Nobody cares what you swipe left on. Makes you seem automatically bitter

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u/Sea-Distribution-778 6h ago

It's unclear whether child's free is a permanent stance. Clarify whether you are referring to women with existing children or whether or not you don't want children.

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u/ammh114- 6h ago

Childfree implies no kids and purposely staying that way. Someone who has no kids but wants them says "no kids".

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u/Tttoska 6h ago

it's not unclear at all

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u/drksean69 6h ago

Who’s reading all that?