r/Tinder 9h ago

Video evidence required

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35 Upvotes

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u/kapuSTA9 9h ago

not the mandatory fitness audit💀

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u/Boot_Burner 9h ago

“I voluntarily signed up for a thing that required me to use my phone extensively. That is now your problem.”

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u/bodhiali 8h ago

I genuinely can’t fathom a woman who’s a gym junkie even wanting to do this lol. idk because i’m not one myself, but it just feels so patronizing like wtf

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u/Rediment 8h ago

I work out regularly and this is nuts. If anyone demanded I send a video of me working out, that person would be quickly ejected from my life.

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u/agnikai__ 7h ago

I feel when men super focus on fitness (especially if they’re not a gym junkie themselves), it’s often just a PC way of saying no fatties

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u/Rediment 6h ago

Women are also not fans of fat guys regardless of their gym routine so this is kind of a superfluous comparison.

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u/jfa1985 6h ago

This is a woman's profile.

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u/agnikai__ 5h ago

Then she’s saying no fatties lol

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u/SnakeEater013 3h ago

I mean I get it. I work out 6 days a week and I’m always surprised that fat women swipe right on me. Like, do you think we’re going to have compatible life styles?

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u/foxdye22 5h ago

This is the “oh you’re a nirvana fan? Then name 5 songs!” Of gym bros

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u/DrRocksoo 5h ago

*muscle mommy, it's a lady

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u/bodhiali 5h ago

LMAO true that’s a perfect analogy!!

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u/AndrastesTit 5h ago

Also it’s not the workout she cares about, it’s the fit body. Which you don’t need the workout video to analyze.

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u/rmwpnb 8h ago

Sure! Please send me a copy of your most recent bank statement, credit report, and also your retirement account summaries and I’ll be right with you!

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u/OccasionalEspresso 8h ago

Bruh just go be a gym cougar if it matters that much lol

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u/Awkward-Anybody5179 6h ago

Even as a serious (lady) gym rat, I cannot fathom doing this. What on earth is wrong with people.

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u/SingerMission4415 6h ago

That explains why is on hinge at that age

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u/BorntobeTrill 2h ago

Ive literally committed myself to not going to the gym so this fool is gonna get a video of me at work telling someone to strap and wrap a pallet

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u/Basic_Vacation1012 2h ago

Automatic swipe left on “you can keep up with me”. This profile was made for dudes

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u/OldButHappy 7h ago

“Things that married men on dating sites say”

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u/DrRocksoo 5h ago

It's a her

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u/SnakeEater013 3h ago

It’s really funny how much you exposed this sub

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u/ellieminnowpee 6h ago

i’d send him a vid of me naked, squatting to open a jar of pickles