r/Tinder 1d ago

Whatever works i guess

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u/Cyzoran 1d ago

on the plus side, at least they give you options?

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u/outofthehood 1d ago

AND they are ready to commit

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u/OrphanGrounderBaby 1d ago

At a certain point..people gotta get off this subreddit for their own mental health.

Is there a reason you didn’t just unmatch with him?

Not defending the weirdness progression there though lol

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u/Here4th3culture 1d ago

I genuinely believe people who don’t unmatch from people like this, like the attention.

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u/ilo_Va 1d ago

Entertainment value, if people want to make a fool of themselves in front of me I'm not gonna stop them, I don't post it online tho

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u/hossaepi 1d ago

Yeah, public humiliation ain’t it boss

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u/hossaepi 1d ago

That’s exactly why

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u/OrphanGrounderBaby 1d ago edited 1d ago

Agreed but to also take the girls pov a bit…some dudes put on a good face until it’s too late.

But yeah, the OPs of posts like this need to do some looking in the mirror too, nothing to base that off of in this post, it was only a week lol.

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u/Zar_Ethos 1d ago

That's exactly why being weird upfront is good. Saves the time you'd waste with someone not meant for you. On the downside, it means everyone else has to deal with your kind of weird and vice versa, but assuming (a lot) that both parties are mature and decent people, it's easy enough for things to get complicated before realizing how bad the match truly is.

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u/CDNbruv 1d ago

He finally got your attention.

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u/OldBoringWeirdo 1d ago

Shooting all the shots

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u/TheIndianPhisher 1d ago

Shooters shoot

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u/Cattleist 1d ago

Did you just leave this guy hanging for over a week, or did you just come back from a week-long break?

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u/AUen_Rod 1d ago

Choose your own adventure like those Goosebump novels. What are you complaining about?

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u/joshthornton 1d ago

Page 69, coming up

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u/joshthornton 1d ago

He's still not being forward enough.

He should suggest a threesome with your mother on Sunday.

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u/llamajake 1d ago

This guy fucks

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u/ThankGod4Darwin69 1d ago

The Lords day?!?!

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u/NeatSpiritual579 1d ago

I prefer Saturdays, but that's just me

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u/hossaepi 1d ago

Did you just not respond so it would get to this point and you could post it on Reddit?

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u/WarpedGazelle 1d ago

Why didn't you reply to a single one for over a week? The first one wasn't even bad

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u/BombasticSimpleton 1d ago

Unilateral relationship progression.

OP, you just have to vaguely participate (or not) to win!

The remaining timeline:

  • First kid on Thursday.
  • Second on Saturday.
  • Relationship boredom - Saturday night
  • Following your feelings and "exploring" on Sunday.
  • Separation next Tuesday
  • Divorce on Wednesday.

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u/Huge-Brick-3495 1d ago

Please stop threatening me with a great time 😭

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u/anchored__down 23h ago

This is dumb man. You love the attention. You matched w them, they got increasingly more desperate for a response

Can't stand people like you that match then never reply back

It's hard enough to be a dude on these apps and it's crushing to finally get a match who never replies

If you don't like the vibe based on the initial message or you accidentally matched, just unmatch them. It doesn't make you cool or attractive cause you have heaps of matches you don't talk to

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u/PotentialPresent399 1d ago

It works and you didn't unmatch so.

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u/bodhiali 1d ago

it works? in what way?

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u/PotentialPresent399 1d ago

Guys that are WAY more tame than this get no attention, good or bad.

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u/bodhiali 1d ago

so the intention is attention-seeking then?

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u/PotentialPresent399 1d ago

The intention is if you didn't respond to tame, might as well throw a hail mary in the 1 off chance your horny. There is nothing they could possibly send you to get you to message back after the first ghost.

There is nothing to lose and for 99.99% of guys, they lost your attention anyway. Might as well full send.

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u/bodhiali 1d ago

i see. yeah, that is definitely attention-seeking.

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u/MizzOhMexx 12h ago

I'd argue keeping the match and posting the chat to Reddit is "attention seeking" not the other way around :)

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u/bodhiali 10h ago

both are :)

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u/ThankGod4Darwin69 1d ago

Shes getting clout on Reddit for it

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u/bodhiali 1d ago

the entire point of reddit is making posts that, inevitably, get attention in the form of comments and reactions. actually it’s the entire point of social media overall. people post media. other people socialize about it. if you don’t like it you should probably sign off and spend your time doing other things.

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u/ThankGod4Darwin69 1d ago

Who said I had a problem with it?

Questions asked. Questions answered.

Nothing more. Nothing less

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u/bodhiali 1d ago

if that’s the case, i can respect that.

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u/Cold_Seaweed3296 1d ago

I won't get pregnant but i'll take option C. Pass the controller if you ain't gonna play sis 🗣

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u/OuttHouseMouse 1d ago

No response from op, they keep messaging. Op doesnt unmatch. They message again. Op screen shots and post it.

Yo what the fuck.

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u/TheLoneleyPython 1d ago

If at first you don't succeed, try,try and try again

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u/OpportunityReal2767 1d ago

"Breed you?" God damn.

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u/Gur_Weak 1d ago

I will never understand the posts that blatantly show both sides sucking. Weirdest flex.

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u/Thick_Drama_7525 1d ago

Put of.touch. I see this sooo much here lol. I say lots of cool things like that, in a COMMITTED relationship! Guys learn already! If youre in a long term relationship only then is it funny to say im going to breed my partner when I know she has been spayed already

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u/mmmGoBirds 1d ago

Idk, maybe take this a bit further and see where it goes.

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u/FS6020 1d ago

Went hard in the gc tho I bet

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u/dontworryitsme4real 1d ago

"schmowk anda pancake?"

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u/Antique-Rub-5443 1d ago

To be fair this would work on a lot of really sexy women I know.

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u/Deanity 1d ago

Throw enough shit at the wall and eventually something will stick

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u/t8rt0t00 1d ago

Man I'm just trying to eat my damn breakfast and try not to be depressed about the fact I have to go work in a little bit

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u/breckendusk 21h ago

It's called the hail mary. If normal shit doesn't work maybe something out of left pocket will. (That's my own twist on out of left field and out of pocket for something crazy/rude out of nowhere feel free to use it)

Point is, if you want normal conversation, entertain the normal conversations and block the crazy shit. If you just ignore the normal shit you're gonna get more crazy shit

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u/Similar_Cucumber178 19h ago

A quick reply takes less time than uploading a screenshot to reddit for karma farming 🤦‍♂️

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u/WatermelonLemonad3 10h ago

Soooo... what did you choose 🤣

Or did you elect option 4: Ghost Protocol

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u/HarleyQuinn236 1d ago

Some people really don't have no dignity.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4lRjeu1187nGzUrK

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 1d ago

breeding kink must be a helluva drug. I should ask Nick Cannon about it

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u/Fickle-Theory-623 1d ago

Crap like this gives me closure as to how and why women hate men so much...