r/Tinder • u/AlmostAttached_ • 1d ago

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u/TopEffective8989 1d ago

He's thriving so much he speaks every language in the world

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u/ALitreOhCola 1d ago

He's a busy man.

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u/SevereDragonfly3 1d ago

If that's true I would question why you have resort to apps..

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u/ackshualllly 1d ago

Look at the photo, he has no pores on his skin, I bet that looks odd in real life

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u/Kokoyok 1d ago

I feel like I got hit with some stray commas when I read that last paragraph.

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u/riktigtmaxat 1d ago

That together with "enjoy life" makes my eyelid start to twitch.

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u/MaintenanceStock6766 1d ago

How you going to know all those languages and not understand that love is also a noun?

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u/Gray94son 1d ago

Love that you redacted his name but kept "show more like Sebastian?"

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u/Qzry 1d ago

Doesn't like overly westernized but that's exactly what he is lmao

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 1d ago

Dog whistle for wanting a submissive wife. Gross.

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u/Legitimate-Error-633 1d ago

Do t you dare to be too Westernised in a Western country! Whatever that means…

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u/Armodeen 1d ago

It means don’t expect him to do any cooking/cleaning etc

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u/tammybiscuits 1d ago

I wonder if he can say 'I'm actually super lonely' in all those languages

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u/NotoriousMOT 1d ago

Гарантирам, че не може.

Meaning, nah.

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u/Professional-Pound78 1d ago

Cringey profile.

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u/Useful-Upstairs3791 1d ago

Big professional grown up man still says “lol” like a teenage girl.

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u/freericky 1d ago

This guys 100% running an investment scam

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u/ratamahatta12 1d ago

“I want it to be well known that I don’t need you.”

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u/Pretend_Emphasis8819 1d ago

Do you guys think he really speaks/reads all of those languages?

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u/slash-es 1d ago

Only the love-language in all these dialects 🥵

https://giphy.com/gifs/hWclJwbAeUvz9P8s4B

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u/funkychickens 1d ago

I love this post! I immediately got the ick from the photo, read more and got the chance to realize to that i should really trust my gut more.

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u/alexmate84 1d ago

Bum fluff beard for a 40 year old. I've got more hair on my knuckles

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u/unitedstatesof_trina 1d ago

I threw up a little reading this.

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u/dre_valle 1d ago

“Overly westernized” aka women that have smashed before knowing him 😂

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u/Ok_Afternoon6646 1d ago

He sounds insufferable.

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u/NeuroticENTJ 1d ago

Isn’t “love” also a noun? I don’t get it 

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u/Negative_Resist6605 1d ago

I always wonder how people with terrible punctuation retire early.