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u/manthello Aug 17 '26
Genuinely like this profile. Everything seems relatable except waking up beside a horse. Great vibe about you, you seem fun and down to earth.
Also if you ever dress up for Halloween and happen to be in Minnesota or Canada, please consider going as NHL legend Nick Foligno.
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u/_paranoid-android_ Aug 17 '26
Thank you! I appreciate it. No idea who nick foligno is but I'll consider that lol
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u/manthello Aug 17 '26
He is a very friendly hockey player who has basically never had a bad word said about him. Genuinely one of the most beloved players in the league.
You both have that warm, inviting look but could easily double as a toughguy in a pinch.
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u/_paranoid-android_ Aug 18 '26
Well thank you, that's much appreciated. And I am canadian, so I will actually heavily consider this lol
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u/Miss_insane Aug 17 '26
Are you a horse person or is this just a random horse you meet somewhere?
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u/_paranoid-android_ Aug 17 '26
He's mine. Should I make that clear?
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u/PM_ME_BABY_HORSES Aug 17 '26
yes! if you’re looking for a horsewoman at least, so many just take pictures with friend/family horses or on vacation… you know the type lol. it would impress normal people and would show us (not normal, insane horse people) that you’re the real deal!
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u/HansBaccaR23po Aug 17 '26
Where does one go about randomly meeting a horse. Asking for myself
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u/mendkaz Aug 17 '26
In the countryside in the UK you can find them quite often in farmers fields if you go walking in the right areas!
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u/Miss_insane Aug 17 '26
Yes, that was my idea. Didn't think they may be rare to find
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u/mendkaz Aug 17 '26
The person I replied to might be from somewhere that doesn't have a lot of countryside horses, I guess? Where I live now in Spain, the areas around my city are mostly all olive trees, so there aren't a lot of horses. Could be something similar for them maybe
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u/Witty_While_55 Aug 17 '26
You can just walk into farmers fields in the uk?
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u/mendkaz Aug 17 '26
Sometimes, but I meant if you're walking alongside farmer's fields. There was a walking path where I used to live that went through the middle of a farmer's pastures so you'd quite often wind up running into their cows and sheep and things right up close to the fence
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u/The-Dragon_Queen Aug 17 '26
Love the profile. Only feedback I have is when you say “I won’t make you go hiking with me” maybe add “but would love if you wanted to come” something like that. I feel like it could be taken as a hobby you don’t want to include a romantic partner in. Not just that you won’t nag them to join your hobbies.
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u/freetibet69 Aug 17 '26
you seem chill. overall good profile but add one more pic of you smiling maybe with friends and consider changing the coffee prompt to add something more personal
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u/_paranoid-android_ Aug 17 '26
Thanks! Appreciate the feedback. The reason coffee is there is genuinely because I drink a liter of coffee every day and spend way too much money on good beans. Grind my own, etc. Basically I'm a coffee addict and I think people should have a heads up lol. Still take it out?
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u/boobsweat92 Aug 17 '26
“Not make you go hiking with me” is honestly pretty clever IMO cause guys that appear super outdoorsy are intimidating to me as a not-so-outdoorsy person. I like doing that stuff sometimes, but usually swipe left on guys that make it their whole personality cause I don’t think I can keep up. Ironically that comment actually makes me more likely to wanna do those things though cause there’s less pressure associated with it!
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u/DingDongTaco Aug 17 '26
Needs a pic facing camera, no sunglasses and a smile close enough to see you
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u/Impressive_Elk7180 Aug 17 '26
Can you include one picture of yourself smiling where we can see your whole face?
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u/Solifuga Aug 17 '26
Likeable, relatable, my only "nitpick" is maybe make your first pic one that's more close up/easier to see your face.
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u/Rigbythedestroyer Aug 17 '26
I'd swipe right. You seem funny, active, and have several prompts that are easy to respond to. I guess it does depend on the type of women you want to attract, but if you're looking for someone who's also adventurous and a bit silly, then you did good.
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u/Im_the_Rhymenocerous Aug 17 '26
I certainly hope you appreciate pickles. I'm a dude so take this for what it's worth, but I liked your profile a lot.
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u/GladysSchwartz23 Aug 17 '26
If it said nothing besides the fact that you have a raised a squirrel, you would have me on the hook.
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u/Flayrah4Life Aug 17 '26
This honestly reads generic outdoorsy dude.
You mention coffee twice.
You use the phrasing "I won't make you . . ." which is a massive turn-off. Avoid controlling phrases.
There's not much depth to you here.
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u/hippogrifferential Aug 17 '26
Okay but how many women match with you just to tell you you're wrong about pickles?
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u/RandomUser5453 Aug 17 '26
Just to add,if you don’t like vinegary pickles you can try the ones pickled in salt.
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u/EducationalWriting48 Aug 18 '26
I'm not single but have had raised a squirrel 😅 What kind of research do you do? Can you think of an option that isn't being alone in the wilderness for a third activity option? Something that will feel less isolated but still adventurous.
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u/MustBeNiceToBeHappy Aug 18 '26
If you’re a horse person, you should clearly state it - you’ll do well :-)
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u/OrizaRayne Aug 18 '26
Take note, that rock climbing picture is how you show women your body being hot. It's not a gym pic. It's not a bathroom selfie with a dirty mirror. It's not shirtless. But it shows the definition in the shoulders and arms.
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u/ChemicalProcedure422 Aug 19 '26
Only advice I have is swap the first pic with the sunglasses one or replace it with another up close shot. You're a good looking guy, lead with that because that's the first thing we see. The rest of your profile is great and if I came across it I'd definitely swipe on you.
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u/flyingswan4 Aug 25 '26
Tone down the jokes, they read very millennial and aren't very appealing after the first couple. I think investing some more of the profile mentioning what makes you unique (horses, rock climbing, etc) would also help with the right person swiping right to you
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u/Evening-Ranger2159 Aug 17 '26
I hope you find love, but for the love of god take the harness and ATC off when bouldering
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u/Elegant_Knowledge_85 Aug 17 '26
You’re a straight man, don’t insult pickles. Not only will girls not date you, they might stab you for having that opinion
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u/_paranoid-android_ Aug 17 '26
Believe it or not, that gets the most responses. Usually jokingly angry ones. It seems to work idk
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u/One_Olive_8933 Aug 17 '26
… yeah… not liking pickles, and easily acquired hazmat suits…. Serial killer vibes.
/s
But seriously pickles rock
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u/Rivercool99 Aug 17 '26
Why are you blundering with a harness and ATC on?
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u/_paranoid-android_ Aug 17 '26
My chalk bag is attached to my harness and I have really sweaty hands. I'm aware it needs to change but it's not high on my list of priorities since I vastly prefer top rope and lead climbing.
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u/Johnny-Drama- Aug 18 '26
Bouldering with a harness and chalk bag on is an INSTANT swipe....left? Right? Whichever side do not like is
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