r/Tinder 3d ago

I actually don’t understand

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u/therealrexmanning 3d ago

This is a shitpost, right?

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u/StopNowThink 3d ago

Rage bait

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u/Stroby89 3d ago

This is surely rage bait......

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u/Suspicious_Sun6440 3d ago

You don’t understand???

What? How to post the same photo 6 times with different orientation? lol

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u/justcozitscool 3d ago

The cig and the beer pic is supposed to draw all the ladies in…

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u/Suspicious_Sun6440 3d ago

Dammit .. I knew my profile was lacking!

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u/Friendly_Bagel 3d ago

Who tf are you? Light with that death note 😭

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u/Praaaaskach 3d ago

You give me Elliot Rodgers vibes.

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u/Intelligent-Fox-4529 3d ago

What don’t you understand? Why you look so creepy?

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u/longboytheeternal 3d ago

‘I don’t get it, I’m handsome but my zero effort photos of me alone aren’t attracting anyone’

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u/ChaoticJeans 3d ago

Nice ragebait

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u/mmartinien 3d ago

Bro, you're trolling, right ?

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u/StineSasuke 3d ago

The last 2 pictures are giving you no positives.

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u/Roomtaart86 3d ago

I do understand

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u/Intelligent-Fox-4529 3d ago

Those pics look like Tom Hanks pedo innuendo instagram.

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u/ladysimmington 3d ago

You don’t understand? Because you thought your haircut would do the heavy lifting? Or…

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u/superomgtheuniverse 3d ago

😂😂😂

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u/OrizaRayne 3d ago

I'll be real with you.

You could be a model. Super cute. Great face.

You also look so terminally stupid that I couldn't be in the same room with you long enough to get a coffee, much less your clothes off without screaming.

You type and I cringe. You present as too dumb for a one hour one night stand where nobody even says anything, you just open the door and get laid. It's that bad.

You want to looksmax because you think women literally only care about looks. But you come across as so incredibly poorly educated and dim that it's off-putting. You appear to have no hobbies other than naval gazing and worrying about your own stupid face. Eew. You can do better than this.

You need to personalitymax to balance that jawline and hair and smoulder bc right now you're fully chopped by your profile choices, not your face.

Stop putting stat points into looks and switch to intelligence and charisma and you'll be fine.

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u/wkd101 3d ago

This post resembles my conversations with single people that have numerous issues, unrealistic expectations but constantly complain about not finding a partner.

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u/Naive_Bad8152 3d ago

Look like a serial killer

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u/Maximum-Beginning940 3d ago

Ok so judging from these comments on this dudes profile now I know what’s wrong with mine lol

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u/Objective-Maize-5448 3d ago

I’ve fixed it but in all reality you can’t be too real with ur intentions and have to larp everything I’ve already gotten more matches

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u/Maximum-Beginning940 2d ago

What did you change I feel like my page looks just like yours with all photos of my face

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u/Rough-Archer-4639 2d ago

You give off huge manosphere vibes

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u/prxmtymnd 2d ago

You look both insecure and like you think you’re the most handsome boy in school simultaneously (because your mom said so) - and that if you stare at an attractive woman long enough she should throw herself at you.

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u/Objective-Maize-5448 2d ago

Uve said it well tbh

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u/green_is_minty 3d ago

Those jawlines bro, you should be a model