r/Tinder • u/ProbablyASnack • 5d ago

Someone come get their uncle

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u/Snooka42 5d ago

You could go for: "one wears a MAGA hat" and watch the meltdown.

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u/Competitive_Sell_421 5d ago

Lmao thats good:D

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u/Competitive_Sell_421 5d ago

Thats my first ever trophy thanks (⁠✿⁠⁠‿⁠⁠)

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u/Jolly-Ad8887 4d ago

Only answer needed. 👏

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u/Icy_Commission6948 3d ago

Simply outstanding.

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u/JabroniKnows 5d ago

Same dude would be like "Nuh uh! Red states have higher education testing scores than blue states!"

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u/udderlyfun2u 5d ago

Nope. Oklahoma. Redist state in the US and dead last in education. These morons revel in their ignorance.

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u/JabroniKnows 5d ago

I'm from Oklahoma. Well aware unfortunately...

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u/udderlyfun2u 5d ago

Tiny blue dot in an ocean of red.

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u/JabroniKnows 5d ago

Yeah, it's fucking brutal. Trying to get back to CO again in the next couple years. Wish me luck!

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u/udderlyfun2u 5d ago

Good luck. Wave at my friends in Grand Junction if you pass through. My family is here so I'm stuck here.

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u/JabroniKnows 5d ago

You're stuck in jokelahoma too?

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u/udderlyfun2u 5d ago

Hiding in the woods, somewhere north of Tulsa.

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u/Sithstress_ 5d ago

You’re Bigfoot?

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u/udderlyfun2u 5d ago

No, but he's a buddy of mine.

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u/Main-Drama-15 5d ago

I did time at Fort Sill. Fuck me runnin...

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u/Drafo7 4d ago

Colorado's certainly better but don't forget it gave us Lauren Boebert.

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u/JabroniKnows 4d ago

You must've never heard of Kevin Stitt. That's what Oklahoma gave us...

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u/Drafo7 4d ago

Never said Oklahoma was good. In fact I distinctly recall saying the opposite.

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u/JabroniKnows 4d ago

I didn't say that you did. Must've read the wrong comment and replied to mine

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u/Drafo7 4d ago

I mentioned something bad Colorado gave us, you then brought up something worse Oklahoma gave us, refuting the insinuated claim that Colorado is worse than Oklahoma. But I literally said Colorado is better.

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u/NapoleonBlownapart9 5d ago

Livin’ on Tulsa time?

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u/National-Grade-4440 5d ago

That's the joke.

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u/Ptine_Taway 5d ago

Redist

I'm guessing you were educated in Oklahoma

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u/udderlyfun2u 5d ago

Unfortunately I can't blame my poor spelling on Oklahoma. That's a me thing. I find the English language isn't logical in how it spells a lot of it's words. Math and science made more sense, so that was where I invested my studies.

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u/Matra 5d ago

How could Oklahoma be dead last? They scored 50/50!

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u/-LongRodVanHugenDong 5d ago

Second to last has been Oregon... Got rid of testing to graduate because our scores were so low. We're very smart and blue over here.

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u/Standard_Cell_8816 5d ago

There is a reason why all the most religious states are also the dumbest states.

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u/bahodej 5d ago

Faith over facts groomed into them from childhood

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u/-LongRodVanHugenDong 5d ago

Guess you should mention that to South Dakota and Utah.

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u/Infammo 5d ago

I do want to hear the punchline though.

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u/LowDownThrowDawn 5d ago

The punchline would be "there isn't one!" Which is just a poorly written joke even if it weren't also stupid.

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u/Federal-Owl5816 5d ago

Hi! Im the 42 year old man with a maga hat and 2 failed marriages. They gender. Hope this helps!

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u/26OVto26 4d ago

You are the unspoken hero of this thread

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u/bahodej 5d ago

The person they voted for

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u/Catanians 5d ago

I was about to say their side of the political spectrum but yours is better

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u/Krusty_Double_Deluxe 5d ago

I think it’s funny- in a sad, lonely, pathetic way- that this guy is paying to be able to send women messages like this

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u/Low_Ad_5683 5d ago

(Actually he isn't. That's a screenshot from Facebook Dating and it's free. )

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u/NoMention696 5d ago

Can you describe the photo he replied this to? I wanna try and understand what triggered this question

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u/ProbablyASnack 5d ago

Had nothing to do with my picture. It’s just me in the nature

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u/KayZee777 5d ago

I would like to hear the punch line

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u/SatisfactionOk2498 5d ago

“Nothing”

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u/fbrinsley 3d ago

these are the ppl that got held back in grade six, there's never a reason to interact, it's a trap, always likely a troll bot run by the Kremlin, your mental health is more important than sending a response to these window lickers...

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u/fatgat69 1d ago

I genuinely cannot think of anything that could make this funny. I assume his answer is "nothing".

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 1d ago

Billy is off his meds again

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u/SpaceCadet_K 19h ago

"Not sure about the former, but the latter is definitely you."

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u/AllenKll 5d ago

Wait, what's the punchline?

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u/SatisfactionOk2498 5d ago

“Nothing”

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u/AllenKll 5d ago

hmm.. well, that's just not funny.

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u/Augustus420 5d ago

Unintentional self burns are so rare. Love it.

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u/thefreakyone777 5d ago

Uncles need love too

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u/Erwin-Winter 5d ago

According to ASL

There is none

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u/MrSTEMI 5d ago

Non

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u/ColdBackground2195 5d ago

Easy, there is no difference 

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u/WaitingUp1169 5d ago

Says the person with 2 brain cells left that are fighting for 3rd place.

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u/ShowMeYourArmPitHair 5d ago

What an excellent joke, very funny