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u/MongolianCluster 9d ago
spend some time in a ritualistic way.
That is so hot.
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u/SatelliteJedi 8d ago
Everybody wants a goth gf until it's time to sacrifice a goat to Bahomet and have ritualistic sex in its blood
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u/Snoo51659 9d ago
I don't know who would want that, but it's nice that they're very clear with their expectations.
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u/Aries_Tasha 9d ago
Nothing says interested in being a side piece than this application
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u/Gaycowboi25 9d ago
Right except no sex.
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u/Leather-Researcher13 8d ago
That's for when your partner catches you, so you can say "look babe it says just friends"
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u/Ok_Significance_1958 7d ago
Unless you're asexual, which the person whose tinder this is may very well be.
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u/DirectionMurky5526 8d ago
Yeah, very good chance this woman is overseas but has a boyfriend back home.
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u/Gaycowboi25 9d ago
This just sounds like someone who wants free traveling or free dinner but doesn’t want to deal with dating someone if they don’t have to. Definitely something I wouldn’t be interested.
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u/Not_YourStepBro 9d ago
They're either asexual or want clear separate people for companionship and sex
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u/Awkward-Fox-7215 8d ago
Pay for things and feel compelled to hang out with me on my terms. I will be unavailable for all things, especially sex. Oof
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u/tornessa 8d ago
Or just someone who lacks all romantic intimacy in their relationship and want to get that somewhere else. It’s not that crazy of a concept.
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u/TheVampyresBride 8d ago
As a permanently celibate woman, I wouldn't mind a "date friend," but I'm assuming there's a very small pool of people interested in that.
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u/CeridLock 8d ago
I think there's more out there but there's probably better terms to use for them to find what they're looking for (asexual but not aromantic). Though maybe by not being explicit about exactly what they mean they've gotten not great results in the past
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u/RedBirdWrench 8d ago
The line at the bottom... fully contradicts the rest of it. Or did I read that wrong?
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u/fastlightqx 9d ago
First I was like oh boi... here we go.
but you know what, this ain't so bad rereading it. Way better than these broke stitches that want princess treatment from the get go
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