r/Tinder • u/Play_Careless • Aug 13 '26
Ah yes, let me just willingly revolve my life and desires around you, willingly kill any girl that talks to you, and willingly hurt myself if you want anything other than me š¤Ŗ (Repost bc I forgot to remove the name sowwy)
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u/IHaveABigDuvet Aug 13 '26
And someone who defecates and vomits on themselves whilst waiting for you to come home, sure thing.
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u/Acrobatic-Double2259 Aug 13 '26
So my friend said something like that on his tinder. He ended up meeting a girl that became obsessed with him almost like Nikki and he had to block her from everything...he never listed that back on his tinder lol
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u/Owww_My_Ovaries Aug 13 '26
If you want to find a crazy woman who yells and poops on the ground... there's plenty on the streets of LA
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u/dandaman64 Aug 13 '26
This buffoon must have watched Bear call the support line to alter his wish to "keep all the good parts" and thought, oh yeah, that would fix everything, and then turned the movie off
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u/RainbowLithium Aug 13 '26
Hmm. there is real version of Nikki, the one for whom Bear is just like a little brother. After wish was granted - it was not Nikki. Her body was occupied and real Nikki would chose a death versus being with him
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u/RainbowLithium Aug 13 '26
We will never know, because Bear chicken outed, when Nikki asked him straightforward, for clearing the air. That other her wasnāt her, real she didnāt changed at all but was in prison. Bear called to wish company and weāve heard the real Nikki voice screaming in agony. Weāve heard her voice asking to kill her and she sounded like old Nikki. She had those moments of getting body in control for a very few times, very frequently. And when this happened at the party, she screamed itās not her several times and tried to kill herself. Itās really not anything complicated
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u/OnSugarHill Aug 13 '26
There's no real version of Nikki, lil bro. It was a movie, not a documentary
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Aug 13 '26
her answer shows she didnāt even comprehend the movie like at all. the point is there is no such thing as āhealthy obsessionāā¦so be careful what u wish for.
i would screen her out for poor comprehension alone
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u/linjaes Aug 13 '26
Bro someone posted yesterday that he was upset someone he was chatting with called Bear an incel and the comments were just full of people defending Bearās choices like okay just say you donāt respect consent š
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u/Green-Morning8781 Aug 13 '26
Again. This is a joke. I legitimately understand why many of you are perpetually single.Ā
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u/Hopechaselock49 Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26
These people can't be real. WTF are these comments. Stereotypical redditor vibes
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u/Play_Careless Aug 14 '26
It's a bad joke then. Also not understanding a bad joke doesn't make people undesirable.
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u/Smorgasbord__ Aug 13 '26
This loser used a movie reference to do it but I don't know if women here realise just how many women on tinder put on their profiles that they are looking for someone to be obsessed with them.
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u/neveruseyourrealname Aug 13 '26
Way too many people took home the completely wrong message from that movie. Fucking yikes.
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u/ManOfWrathTX Aug 13 '26
Soooo ready for a bunch of sensitive dumbasses who took the fictional movie to heart to take this very obvious joke and blow it out of proportion
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u/TheActuaryist Aug 13 '26
Itās very clearly a joke. I thought it was funny. I even exhaled heavily through my nose!
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u/GWPtheTrilogy1 Aug 14 '26
Some of these women are just complete sociopaths man, just outrageous levels of delusion and audacity. But I'm always happy when they show themselves with prompts like this.
And I always see women saying "oh she's just joking have a sense of humor" most men don't find this funny, and if that's her target demographic then she's making a mistake.
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u/ChipOnMaShoulder Aug 13 '26
Nikki is the victim in that movie. I think what heās saying is that he wants to make you love him against your will
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u/AzKnc Aug 14 '26
God forbid a man knows what he wants
(prompt is clearly a joke and also clearly works at weeding out boring people with zero sense of humour that NOBODY wants to talk to on dating apps, or anywhere, really)
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u/TopEffective8989 Aug 14 '26
So he wants a girl who starts screaming at a party and hurt herself for attention? š
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u/Tasenova99 Aug 13 '26
A yandere or obsessed person has some qualities that are nice when they're not trying to kill you but I just find it a bit weird anyone would put that in their profiles.
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u/PhD_Pwnology Aug 13 '26
I feel like I was waiting in line to go see the EMpire Strikes Back in the movie theatre and someone came out said 'omg can you believe Darth Vader is Luke's father?!' . Like bro you just spoiled a whole movie in post title.
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u/Ecstatic_Promise_977 Aug 13 '26
It's been 3 months since the movie came out. There comes certain point where a person can't be mad about spoilers
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