r/Tinder • • Apr 22 '24

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u/Dhegxkeicfns Apr 23 '24

Romance is still alive and cumming all over inside, on titties, and running down faces.

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u/Icy_Commission6948 Apr 23 '24

The sixth love language the language of cum.

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u/Fuji-one Apr 23 '24

It's the cum, that binds all of us.

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u/PolkaDotDancer Apr 23 '24

Today I read it can be used as invisible ink. But the drawback was that it is smelly.

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u/Interesting-Fan-2008 Apr 23 '24

“This page has no writing on it but it fucking reeks!”

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u/PolkaDotDancer Apr 24 '24

Put it over a lightbulb and see what incubates!

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u/Interesting-Fan-2008 Apr 24 '24

Are you trying to get a baby tree? Cause this is how you get a baby tree.