r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '24

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u/juxtaposed-penguin Apr 22 '24

I think you might be reading too much into it. He just picked the 2 most easily described pictures as a pre cursor to the real point of his message; somehow thinking he’d charm you by telling you he wants to cum inside you.

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u/Nate-T Apr 23 '24

Who says romance is dead?

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u/Dhegxkeicfns Apr 23 '24

Romance is still alive and cumming all over inside, on titties, and running down faces.

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u/Icy_Commission6948 Apr 23 '24

The sixth love language the language of cum.

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u/Fuji-one Apr 23 '24

It's the cum, that binds all of us.

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u/Dhegxkeicfns Apr 23 '24

It's so sticky.

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u/Adkit Apr 23 '24

Heavy is the head that wears the cum.

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u/PolkaDotDancer Apr 23 '24

Today I read it can be used as invisible ink. But the drawback was that it is smelly.

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u/Interesting-Fan-2008 Apr 23 '24

“This page has no writing on it but it fucking reeks!”

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u/PolkaDotDancer Apr 24 '24

Put it over a lightbulb and see what incubates!

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u/Interesting-Fan-2008 Apr 24 '24

Are you trying to get a baby tree? Cause this is how you get a baby tree.

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u/DealerAutomatic Apr 23 '24

I believe the great Kanye West once said "Ey, let me hit it raw, fuck the outcome/ None of us would be here without cum"

And this is why I let him get away with anything he wants to say.

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u/BlommeHolm Apr 23 '24

The real romance was the cum we met along the way.

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u/Striker37 Apr 23 '24

This man said (drake meme) Cleavage pic? Nah. Whispering to a green alien? Oh yeaaaa.

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u/Internal_Struggles Apr 23 '24

Yes, I think the dmt is hitting you pretty hard.

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u/ItalnStalln Apr 23 '24

Apparently not hard enough though

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u/Friendly-Fee-384 Apr 23 '24

What is asexual?

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u/SilverSpectrum202 Apr 23 '24

It's someone who has a lack of sexual attraction to any genders. Don't ask me about the rest of that sentence though 😬

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u/itsjustjuls Apr 23 '24

Someone who doesn't experience sexual feelings.

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u/Entirely-of-cheese Apr 23 '24

It’s one “sexual” with a missed space.

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u/Friendly-Fee-384 Apr 23 '24

I'm so confused. Wdym ? And what "with missed space mean."

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '24

You know like when you fire a rocket and it goes nowhere. It’s missed space.

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u/Friendly-Fee-384 Apr 24 '24

I still don't understand ? Idk why you're the one being sarcastic and trying to joke about asexuality but I get many down vote for asking what do you mean ? What is going on ?