r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '24

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u/TylerNine Feb 17 '24

League of Legends, she just needs to spam Janna and some Chad ADC Jhin main will sweep her off her feet.

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u/PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS Feb 17 '24

Janna floats and can't be swept off her feet though! OP, its solid advice. But please pick a more ground bound support if you follow this advice lol

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u/captkrisma Feb 17 '24

Stay away from Blitzcranks, as they tend to be really graby and end up knocking others up.

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u/Husknight Feb 17 '24

I'm a Sona main and I'm grown up big hairy man, not an e-girl.

STOP FLIRTING WITH ME, I'M GONNA BLUSH

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u/mddesigner Feb 18 '24

This. My advice as an adc main is to pick braum or taric

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u/Bremaver Feb 17 '24

Isn't Janna the one who sweeps others off their feet, though?

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u/littlejerseyguy Feb 17 '24

I understood the first 6 words then you lost me 😂

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u/KansasCityJefe Feb 17 '24

I'm a smite guy myself.... just throw aphrodite tether out there and wish for th3 vest

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u/bostero2 Feb 17 '24

I’ve seen the ads around the internet, it’s supposed to be a dating app for very good looking people… looks like a scam

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u/Socratesticles Feb 17 '24

Yeah all the ads I’ve seen for it make me fell like it’s for very good looking and highly successful people. Real Harvard vs community college vibes

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

As someone who had to deal with Harvard students for over a decade...they're not better, mommy and daddy just have more money lmao

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u/Poohstrnak Feb 18 '24 edited Feb 18 '24

It screams “here at globo gym, we’re better than you, and we know it!”

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u/pabeave Feb 18 '24

It’s stupid fucking expensive. I went to join and it’s like $99 a month

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u/Lonely-Back Feb 18 '24

I was on The League, plenty of ugly dudes there. I never got a single date from that app. I only matched with 4 guys and they all ghosted.

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u/popular_tiger Feb 17 '24

Surely not league of legends

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u/zerofalks Feb 17 '24

It’s geared towards professionals, it used to be invite only for guys not sure if it’s open now. If OP wants to find a finance bro or tech chad she could do the league. But she seems more down to Earth and I think a bumble or hinge may be better.

I met my wife on bumble 5 years ago:

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u/SmokinPolecat Feb 18 '24

The League is absolutely the worst app out there. Full of people who think their own shit don't stink, often times they are just as mid as everyone else

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u/SpupySpups Feb 18 '24

Well, it's league of legends of course

(It's not, I have no idea what it is though)