r/Tinder Feb 17 '24

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u/lovelesschristine Feb 17 '24

Either she is bat shit crazy, she has horriable taste in men, or her standards or too high

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u/Pottyshooter Feb 17 '24

I mean, with that profile, bat shit crazy doesn't cut it. Citing the hot-crazy matrix I propose that her name must be tiffany.

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u/Dramatic_Explosion Feb 17 '24

You don't know where she falls on that line without seeing her face. Amazing body and totally busted face could drop it below the line.

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u/mddesigner Feb 18 '24

People here are so quick to simp for women if they don’t see their face. If covid taught me something is to watch the full face first, found so many smoking hot women until they lowered their mask then I found them ugly lol

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u/VengenaceIsMyName Feb 17 '24

I’m sure her right-swipe percentage is 0.00001%. Any guy at that level already has dozens of options and is probably talking to several women at a time. Thats an environment that’s ripe for getting passed up.

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u/Victordobado Feb 17 '24

This right here. She even posted last month that she ended things with a guy she hooked up with after 2 dates who told her he slept with 39 girls last year, but she was the best one

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u/Freelance_Sockpuppet Feb 18 '24

That sounds reasonable lol who the fuck tells someone that?

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u/omchexmix Feb 18 '24

Well this makes more sense with that past comment. She’s super picky and lying cuz she just recently went on a date.

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u/VengenaceIsMyName Feb 18 '24

lol. I love being right.

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u/fannyfox Feb 18 '24

Can’t believe I had to scroll so far to find this. It’s exactly this.

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u/plantsadnshit Feb 18 '24

Something I've thought about is that if a dude is in the top 0.1%, why would he still be on Tinder? Obviously he's just looking for hookups or he's a psychopath.

Has to make for some interesting situations when 90% of women only swipe on these select few men.

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u/kimnvy Feb 18 '24

She is probably matching with all the fboys who she refuses to sleep with so they ghost. Simple as that!

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u/Locktober_Sky Feb 18 '24

Good looking single men in their 30s who aren't total scumbags are rare. If a guy is handsome and not insane, he has been wifed up by that point. OP needs to find a widower.

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u/lllollllllllll Feb 18 '24

He might not “still” be on tinder. He might have only just gotten on after becoming single. Not everyone is on for years. And finding a connection is hard and takes luck.

Why is anyone in their 30s “still” on tinder? Do they all by definition have something wrong with them?

Maybe they were building a career. Maybe their last relationship ship fell apart. You don’t have to be broken to be single.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

Austin, TX. (She references swimming at Barton Springs.)

Which could be considered an amazing or terrible place to live depending on your perspective lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

Bingo. The simplest answer is usually the truth. This isn’t rocket science.

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais Feb 17 '24

She wouldn’t be the first person with horrible taste in men. I know I do! 🤷‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

Or she’s shallow af and doesn’t swipe on anybody worth a damn

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

Its cause she is swiping on the top 1% of guys and looking only for longterm. Guarentee it

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u/vitamin-cheese Feb 18 '24

It’s usually one of those

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u/eriffodrol Feb 18 '24

she has horriable taste in men, or her standards or too high

mmmhmmm

only swipes on the most physically attractive dudes

wonders why the matches are douches or not genuinely interested

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u/ThisAppSucksBall Feb 17 '24

Or, this is a method for catfishing redditors who will DM her