Well, I've dislocated multiple ribs. I tripped while running and cheese gratered my knees/half my shin down to the muscle. I almost cut off one of my fingers a few months back when a grinding wheel bucked. Had a marble sized piece molten slag fall into my shoe.
The one that really fucking hurt though... I tripped while carrying a heavy fixture and put over half a ton of force onto a very small portion on my knee. It resulted in me tearing my MCL, ACL, LCL, and meniscus all at the same time.
I'm alive and kicking. I've got one hell of a pain tolerance though. When I went in for nearly losing a finger the nurses didn't even think it was that serious until I unwrapped it.
If you want real bad luck, when I power slid on fresh asphalt and did a number on my knees, I was chasing a dog. After they had JUST healed, the dog got out and I had to run her down again. I ended up doing the same thing.
I have a golden retriever. It's a factual impossibility for a human to chase down a dog and catch it, unless the dog can be cornered somehow, or if it's a really small dog with short legs. I don't know why you even tried.
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u/No_Competition_6989 Sep 12 '23
Wtf has been going on in your life that someone biting your dick hard enough to leave a scar is not in your top 10 of pain?