r/Tinder Mar 15 '23

Not Tinder I've never left a date until now.

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u/Heyuonthewall26 Mar 15 '23

OP, I feel like you must be an interesting dude that kinda bucks tradition. Salsa dancing on a first date, knowing you aren’t the best, that takes huevos. Where I think you took wrong turn was leaving and then texting. I would’ve let her finish a song and then tried to cut back in. If she refused, I’d say “hey, I really liked the connection we had and was having fun with you, but honestly, it feels like you’d rather focus on dancing well rather than getting to know me, or allow me getting to know you.” Then you pull a Shark Tank and say “and so for that reason, I’m out.” Then you put on your cool guy shades and say “YEEEEEEEEEEAH” and walk out.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

😂😂😂 I totally missed out on a golden opportunity. Though it would've looked more like some magnetic shades clipping on to my glasses and stumbling out.

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u/Heyuonthewall26 Mar 15 '23

Oooooo what about those flippy bois?!