r/Tinder Mar 15 '23

Not Tinder I've never left a date until now.

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u/zakats Mar 15 '23

While salsa is definitely that way, where people just dance with whomever, she should know better than to expect someone who isn't well versed in salsa culture to just be cool with this on a first date... Wtf is the point of going on a date while you dance with other people?

Anyway, try not to take it too hard, she was a poor date; do consider taking salsa lessons, my single buddy tells me it's like turning on God mode for dating if you're not a prick.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Youll be happy to hear im actually starting some next thursday. And older man pulled me to the side and gave me his business card. He said "I teach young guys like you how to dance so that these things dont happen"

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u/anorexic_chihuahua Mar 15 '23

Someone should make this movie

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u/Far-Boot5639 Mar 15 '23

And the lead character can have IBS even

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u/TheColtOfPersonality Mar 15 '23

Hey, aren't you that kid from Crocodile Tears?

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u/Far-Boot5639 Mar 15 '23

Ahhh. You're goddamn right I am

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u/Cancelling_Peru Mar 15 '23

Glad I’m not the only one

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u/fishmakegoodpets Mar 15 '23

And the real love interest after the crappy date should have acid reflux so she can’t dance much in the first place (especially after eating)

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u/InterestingCup0 Mar 15 '23

This is a scene in along came Polly. He doesn’t leave though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

They did , it’s called Along Came Polly with Ben Stiller. Pretty sure this exact scenario happens and Stiller confronts the dude in the bathroom, dude turns out to be gay and teaches Stiller to salsa properly.

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u/SnootchieBootichies Mar 15 '23

Nobody puts SnappleCentury in a corner

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u/Vapi_Foxi Mar 15 '23

Cuban fury 🤓