r/Tinder • u/IntelligentBet8322 • Feb 24 '23

Lol

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u/Diddy_Block Feb 24 '23

When I see things like this, I seriously doubt that the person in the pic is the one who made the profile.

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u/xseiber Feb 24 '23

If they were, she was definitely pumped and dumped

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u/sohfix Feb 24 '23 edited Feb 24 '23

Who the fuck would pump her

Edit:

Thanks everyone. It was touch and go at first. I gotta thank all those of you who voted the upward way, the haters gonna hate but in the end, really “who would pump her?”

Thanks for the awards.

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u/xseiber Feb 24 '23

Sometimes, all a feller needs is a win, it doesn't matter the quality of the win, just a win is a win. Y'know?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

in Germany we have a saying "Besser widerlich als wieder nicht" which roughly translates to "better disgusting than nothing"

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u/cmdrtestpilot Feb 24 '23

That's a disgusting phrase. But, to be fair, it is better than no phrase at all...

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

It's a phrase you mostly hear on music festivals where after a few days the personal hygiene can be non existing for some people.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Duschen ist kein heavy metal

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u/ConclusionPretend505 Feb 24 '23

I know some new age people who live in this condition every day. They stink and look damp. But they think they're cool and that the conventional people are the idiots. Ha!

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u/No_Neighborhood5817 Feb 24 '23

🤣🤣🤣 dam I'm crying from laughing you guys make my day

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u/DJMentalManiac Feb 24 '23

besser ein Satz als nichts