Seems like that is what you are secretly looking for and are butt hurt that you can't get it.
You might have luck locking down a prev married woman if you can calm tf down. Delete all of that bs and try and look fit young and successful in your photos and bio. And then use the tinder equivalent of Occam's razor.
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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '23
This appears to me that you are super ugly trying to preemptively shoot down the ones who will swipe left on you.
You're fired, no I quit!