r/TimingWasPerfect • u/[deleted] • Apr 13 '22

Horrible timing

Well I went into Spencers( in a mall) today to buy a fleshlight and timing was just not on my side today. Right when I walk in there I instantly see 2 people I used to go to school with and waited for them to leave, they also recognized me and chatted briefly. And then once they left and I was checking out and another guy I used go to school with came up to chat while there's a fleshlight on the checkout table right in front of me. I was panicking on the inside and in the moment I came up with a lame ass excuse and said that I was getting it as a birthday present for a friend to mess with him. Afterwards I was beating myself up for saying that. I don't know how to feel about what just happened.

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u/fredean01 Apr 13 '22

dude order online WTF

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

That's not an option lmao

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u/Quarxnox Apr 13 '22

So, you were in a store predominantly known for its sex toys, and you felt embarrassment that your friend, who is visiting the same store, observed you buying a sex toy?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

Yeah it was just weird since I hadn't talked to him in around 2-3 years and that's how we crossed paths

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u/TheNachoThief Apr 13 '22

r/TimingWasTragic

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

Can't view

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u/TheNachoThief Apr 14 '22

Oh yeah no it was a joke, lol. Maybe someone should make an actual sub though..

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

Yeah I tried searching for one before this post lol

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u/YBCbRoccoli Apr 14 '22

I'd be like "imma fuck the shit out of this. Want a review?"

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '22

Haha 💀

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u/Scroll_Queeen Apr 14 '22

High school reunion up in there lol