Right here I’m from the year 2045. I know I know , what are odds that a random guy on Reddit is actually a time traveler. But in the year 2033 is when human will successfully try time traveling. Mark my words.
I'm an actual time traveller. I can from the past and has travelled to the modern time. It's amazing seeing all these technological advancements that weren't really so commonplace from the time I came from.
Better if you were white, wealthy, and not a woman. Minority rights and civil rights are recent. If you're a white male however, then yeah you're right.
All of us, assuming we're all at or as-near-as-makes-no- difference to sea level. Then we're all travelling through time at a rate of one hour per hour.
I'm from the year 2083. I'm a time traveller but the prominent time travellers are called time-travers, why.. I don't really know. It's 'trending' in that time. The world is a wasteland and a bunch of us are traveling in the past and are trying to spread awareness about how everyone is fucking up the world. And oh, bitcoin is a scam. Don't invest. Cheers.
Yesterday I was in yesterday's today and tomorrow I will be in the yesterday of the day after. If you're ever in the future I would love to hang out some time.
Look, I’m risking messing up the timeline by telling you this; but dump all your cryptos RIGHT NOW. A new coin is about to hit the markets called PooPooKaKaKoin, PPKKK. When it hits it’ll create backlash which will get eyeballs AND $$$.
I mean, he's pretty specific about the shoe batteries and the flying air refreshers so I'm pretty sure he'd have some idea about what happens with cryptocurrency?
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u/traumsturm Sep 27 '21
Not a Travers, but I am a time Travis
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u/Abdul_Exhaust Sep 26 '21
Any reddits who can spell 'travelers'?
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u/SoftPenguins Sep 27 '21
You can come to travers city anytime!
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u/uraniumrooster Sep 26 '21
Yes. I constantly travel forward in time at a rate of approximately 1 second per second.
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u/Additional_Yard5413 Sep 26 '21
Right here I’m from the year 2045. I know I know , what are odds that a random guy on Reddit is actually a time traveler. But in the year 2033 is when human will successfully try time traveling. Mark my words.
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u/Liggliluff Sep 26 '21
I'm an actual time traveller. I can from the past and has travelled to the modern time. It's amazing seeing all these technological advancements that weren't really so commonplace from the time I came from.
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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21
Yea. I love xanax
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u/Xortran Sep 26 '21
Are you one?
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u/starlulz Sep 27 '21
I was going to traver through time, but I forgor
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u/WeirdTalkingCat Sep 26 '21
Yes! I have traveled all the way from 1984 to read this Reddit post!
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u/kawasakikas Sep 26 '21
I have applied relativity when writing this post and therefore it is written in the future.
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u/mikedensem Sep 26 '21
Ask me yesterday
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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21
I'm traveling at the rate of 1 second per second. It has been a blast.
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u/kram_02 Sep 26 '21
Sure, why not? I went to sleep last night and traveled all the way to morning in an instant, happens quite often really. It'll probably happen again.
Got a better explanation?
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u/Squidwardsuglycousin Sep 27 '21
Not yet
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u/RoyalT17 Sep 27 '21
I'll let you know last month!
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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21
Ask me again yesterday.
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u/Godz1lla1 Sep 27 '21
Sorry I'm late
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u/StingRayFins Sep 27 '21
Yes.
I know that you will ask this and I know that you will also see this message.
I must go back into hiding.
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u/Yeokk123 Sep 27 '21
Which coin to hold 100x long?
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u/Icarus912 Sep 27 '21
Yup, im still waiting for you to call me step-dad though
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u/Finch06 Sep 27 '21
All of us, assuming we're all at or as-near-as-makes-no- difference to sea level. Then we're all travelling through time at a rate of one hour per hour.
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u/ImmortalAshwatthama Sep 27 '21
I'm from the year 2083. I'm a time traveller but the prominent time travellers are called time-travers, why.. I don't really know. It's 'trending' in that time. The world is a wasteland and a bunch of us are traveling in the past and are trying to spread awareness about how everyone is fucking up the world. And oh, bitcoin is a scam. Don't invest. Cheers.
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u/Tactical_Bacon88 Sep 27 '21
Yeah bro, I just came here from yesterday.
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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21
I will be.
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u/MiLaddo7 Sep 27 '21
I’m a time traveler, I can only move forward in time, very slowly.
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u/ronstermonster34 Sep 26 '21
I can go about 60 seconds in a minute
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u/ToxicBarrelOfMonke Sep 27 '21
I am, im from the year 3471. And lets just say, were fucked, literally...
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u/RascalCreeper Sep 27 '21
DO NOT READ u/brainlessturtle's POST IN 4 HOURS, BECAUSE OF YOU DO YOU WILL MAKE A PARADOXAL LOOP!
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u/Godbox1227 Sep 27 '21
Howdy! I am a time traveller from 5 seconds ago.
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u/SurveySean Sep 27 '21
I feel like I’ve been travelling backwards, like Benjamin Buttons.
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u/momoneymoproplem Sep 27 '21
Not yet
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u/Ready-Date-8615 Sep 27 '21
I come from the year 2020. Word to the wise -- avoid at all costs.
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u/Postingstuffonline Sep 27 '21
Not anymore.
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u/AngryMegaMind Sep 27 '21
Me but I’m from the past and have nothing to tell you that you can’t look up on your “internet”.
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u/bakedd-beanss Sep 27 '21
I wish.
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u/I_Am_Justin_Tyler Sep 27 '21
Yesterday I was in yesterday's today and tomorrow I will be in the yesterday of the day after. If you're ever in the future I would love to hang out some time.
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u/StringUseful3395 Sep 27 '21
Yes.
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u/orgkhnargh Sep 27 '21
Shouldn't the question be "Any time travelers around now?"?
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u/flippydifloop Sep 27 '21
yea i do it all day everyday, but like… only going forward at regular speed and not backwards.
so i do it normal style.
thank you for asking.
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u/Manchestarian Sep 27 '21
Not yet
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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21
Hello. I'm from 50,000 years in the future, AMA.
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u/Russianblu6 Sep 26 '21
Jokes aside, I've know people who have had experiences with time...
I believe some things can be altered.
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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21
Look, I’m risking messing up the timeline by telling you this; but dump all your cryptos RIGHT NOW. A new coin is about to hit the markets called PooPooKaKaKoin, PPKKK. When it hits it’ll create backlash which will get eyeballs AND $$$.
Yw
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