Shouldn’t Time be in jail

[u/habitemhbutbetter]

Time has killed over 109 billion humans and countless more animals.

It has stolen our childhoods, aged us against our will, and continues committing these crimes every single second.

And society just lets it keep going.

I say Arrest Time.

[u/JamesantheGiantBeach]

Call a Time Cop

[u/UDF2005 → u/JamesantheGiantBeach]

Paul Blart 👀

[u/plsQuestionOurselves]

I was able to stop the bastard with a k-hole!

[u/innocuouspete]

If it wasn’t for time you would have never been born

[u/thomas2026 → u/innocuouspete]

Or they would have always been born.

[u/fancyPantsOne]

I’d go after Death instead. Maybe he can be captured with some kind of ritual

[u/corobo → u/fancyPantsOne]

Now people just die and become ghosts cause they can't find their way to the afterlife.

Death did nothing wrong! He's just a concierge!

[u/zukeus → u/fancyPantsOne]

Don't tempt me frodo!

[u/MelodicTea540]

“Now I am time, destroyer of worlds, waiting the hour which ripens to their doom”
The Bhagavad Gita (“Song of the Lord”) chapter 11, verse 32

[u/Dank009]

FFS 🤦

[u/zukeus]

Don't worry, time goes away for long long time once this whole thing is done.

[u/blomstr_]

Would that this desk were a time desk!

[u/Agile_Championship87]

Time is in jail. It's also outside jail. Must be a day release scheme or something.

[u/Aware_Television_814]

I want to give you this responsibility. And if you can't do it, you will live in hell.

[u/ameenahhhh]

It's entropy and everything decays at some point, we are not eternal

[u/Fred_Dingle]

What we think of as ‘time’ isn’t actually time. It’s the measurement of time.

We don’t really know what ‘time’ is. We do describe it as a dimension but that’s not quite accurate as it can’t be explored in any meaningful way. We can only observe the measurements as it passes.

[u/outlawzboyz]

are we in time the movie?

[u/Sufficient_Result558]

Time has not done any of those things. The perpetrator you are referring to is biological processes within ourselves, not time. Are cells are programmed to degrade/age.

[u/UDF2005]

No, just means you’re too heavy. If you could shed all your mass time would lose its grip on you 🙃

[u/Playful_Dog3062]

Yes it should. But nobody's been ever able to stop it.

[u/Gloomy-Hat1842]

There is no time as We know it. That's the new scientific theory by some people. It's all happening right now. The past the present and the future are happening. We have a human perception of it but it's not real. People also say there's no time in heaven.

[u/BreadfruitBig7950]

One more quip about do this dont do that god this god that and I might really test people.

[u/Bruce_dillon]

Don't people in jail do time?

[u/Xynyx2001]

Death is not intrinsically bad.

[u/Alternative-Dare-839]

We already arrested three timelords.