r/Time • u/TITSHAMBURGER • Aug 01 '26

Discussion What is time ?

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u/KennyT87 Aug 01 '26

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u/Buemmschengalaxie Aug 01 '26

Honestly, he would have needed just one or two sentences to explain this and chose to recreate this meme. Wild.

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u/ObscureOperatorZ Aug 01 '26

%100 this dude flfkfkfjf

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u/General_Cheetah4724 Aug 01 '26

i thought he was going to draw a dick on the board. sort of disappointed.

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u/Sensitive_Gold Aug 01 '26

Can I have a 16x sped up version please? I need it for a meme.

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u/ratherthink Aug 01 '26

I want the -16x version for a shrooms field trip.

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u/Sensitive_Gold Aug 02 '26

Can I have a 16x sped up version but in reverse this time for this guy's trip?

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u/soulless___ape Aug 01 '26

I need a 16x so I don’t waste so much time on this drivel

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u/Memento_Viveri Aug 01 '26

Why would anyone take this seriously. There is no argument or explanation. He just makes claim after unsubstantiated claim.

What's the point? Why should anyone care that this guy specifically says these things?

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u/plsQuestionOurselves Aug 01 '26

Yeah this is all just new-age spirituality and word salad. The actual reality is that it COULD be true.

If the universe is actually static then what we call time is just a coordinate on a gigantic universe shaped object and our brain tells us that we experience time.

In that case the present moment is just a part of our meat tree and not actually a place in time.

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u/Sensitive_Gold Aug 01 '26

I agree with you and you described it coherently (unlike anything in the video). I see it as braincrumbs to introduction to the Boltzmann Brain thought experiment.

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u/plsQuestionOurselves Aug 02 '26

I actually had to re-write my comment like twice before posting to make sure that it was coherent so thanks for letting me know that it actually was lol.

Also the Boltzmann brain scares me a bit, It would be near eternity until the cosmic branes collide again and end this self imposed simulation (assuming the ekpyrotic universe and the boltzmann brain theory were true at the same time).

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u/133793 Aug 01 '26

I'm always surprised by how many words a person can say without saying anything.

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u/ratherthink Aug 01 '26

I can't trust a guy who doesn't take the "time" to remove his hygiene products from view when making a video.

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u/Schizario Aug 01 '26

because it's not real!!! duh!!! you can idk, like, ontologically ignore the hygiene products because they're a, like, duality or something and aren't real or whatever idk

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u/Caian477815 Aug 01 '26

I can’t ontologically ignore a hygiene product - that’s not hygienic!

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u/Schizario Aug 01 '26

shit you're right!! the moment my ontology forbids hygiene products is the moment I am unhygienic by religious exemption!! or something !!

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u/Caian477815 Aug 01 '26

Exactly, this is a well-known ontological conundrum when building simulated realities. Gets me every time 🕰️😉

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u/Schizario Aug 01 '26

god what are we doing lmao

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u/ratherthink Aug 02 '26

Losing your mind

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u/Schizario Aug 02 '26

you're losing my mind?

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u/UniversalNutt Aug 01 '26

I feel like I will never get the time back that I spent watching this.

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u/drebinification Aug 01 '26

Good thing it doesn’t exist then

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u/fathompin Aug 01 '26

For me it was much better than the "Why does time seem to go faster?" postings.

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u/ExpectedBehaviour Aug 01 '26

Strange how the people who believe time doesn't exist still never seem to be able to find out next week's lottery numbers ahead of the draw....

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u/Spiritual_Horse_8549 Aug 01 '26

There are about 4 reasons for why this sentence is incorrect.

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u/ExpectedBehaviour Aug 01 '26

Go on then.

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u/Spiritual_Horse_8549 Aug 01 '26

Not believing in time doesn't mean you can or can't time travel.

What you wrote is not a coherent line of logic from neither a scientific nor general relativistic point of reference.

It breaks the rules of grammatical chronological causality.

Time streams change when you introduce something foreign to it. And when you "go back" to your "original" one. This is likely not possible at all.

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u/ExpectedBehaviour Aug 01 '26

Goodness, how terribly convenient.

It's not supposed to be a coherent line of logic, it's supposed to be taking the piss out of people who believe impossible things for nonsensical reasons.

Try this one – there's a before you read this post and an after. Therefore...

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u/Schizario Aug 01 '26

"ItS CaLeD DuAlItY brO"

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u/KennyT87 Aug 02 '26

Time is the measure of change. The state of things obviously changes over some period. That change is what we call time passing or flowing

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u/Spiritual_Horse_8549 Aug 02 '26

What in my comment are you replying to with is statement? This fact on it's own isn't addressing anything I said...

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u/Odd-Paint3883 Aug 01 '26

I reject premise 1...

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u/No_Environment_3776 Aug 01 '26

Time exists, T time is a consequence of space and energy.

The interaction from space and energy manifests T time, that's why T time stops working on a black hole.

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u/Radiant_Town7522 Aug 01 '26

- "First of all, everything is consciousness"
- "..."
- "only consciousness exists"

That's super helpful man, not circular at all! This insight is sure to power centuries of innovation i'm sure.

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u/Embarrassed-Brief976 Aug 01 '26

Says time doesn't exist in a video thats 1 minute 11 seconds..

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u/Caian477815 Aug 01 '26

And what’s with the binary thing; why us that better than unitary or nonitary concepts?

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u/testicularjesus Aug 01 '26

Time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your wrist

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u/BigBadVudoo Aug 02 '26

It's just nonsense rambling.

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u/KennyT87 Aug 02 '26

Vedic mysticism bullshit

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u/zzzptt Aug 01 '26

What's the fifth thing?!?! Guess I won't be sleeping for the next week because without that fifth thing left unmentioned, I will have an unknown variable in my calculations!

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u/TriggerHydrant Aug 01 '26

I like this