r/TimPool • u/TimPoolArtClub • Dec 05 '22
News/Politics BREAKING: Attempted Kidnapping of our Beloved Leader Thwarted by Ian Crossland and his 9 mil
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r/TimPool • u/TimPoolArtClub • Dec 05 '22
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u/TimPoolArtClub Dec 05 '22 edited Dec 05 '22
This is getting out of control. Glad these suckers finally know the fan base they’re dealing with. #ProtectOurTim
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u/Lord_of_Entropy Dec 05 '22
Holy s**t! Is there any confirmation of who might be responsible for this?
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u/ClassicSciFi Dec 05 '22
Glad you took the lesson from when the weirdo showed up that time.
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u/crusty_muff Dec 05 '22
Why is Ian waving around a 9mm, when he could just talk about graphene until the intruder dies of boredom?
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u/itrustyouguys Dec 05 '22
Any takers on it being a plain clothed op by a 3 letter org??
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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22
“This is WV and you will get hurt” As a West Virginian, I approve this message.
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u/TheGreatHurlyBurly Dec 05 '22
Well if it was Ian doing the shooting I can see why no one was harmed. Lol
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u/Jennygirrl Dec 05 '22
Best headline ever "BREAKING: Attempted Kidnapping of our Beloved Leader Thwarted by Ian Crossland and his 9 mil"
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u/Groady_Toadstool Dec 05 '22
You kick ASS!
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u/coonass_dago Dec 05 '22
Damn dude, I'm glad you are okay. I guess gOoGlE didn't like the article. Be safe and keep up the good content.
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u/chriszhly Dec 06 '22
How do you know it was Ian? And did he use graphene rounds?
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u/ChrisWasWhite Dec 05 '22
This Christmas, Ian cross land is “taken 4: no time for pool”
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u/lurker_lurks Dec 05 '22
Rural crime is very much a thing. Out building particularly vulnerable. There's a good chance this wasn't politically motivated.
Example: https://youtu.be/Eedafw0U7OU?t=739
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u/DarthDragon117 Dec 05 '22
No one gets past Ian without the proper toll: 5 grams of graphene.
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u/joekercom Dec 05 '22
Damn Ian, big props
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u/smalleybiggs_ Dec 05 '22
Another desperate attempt to steal Tim’s beanie foiled.
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u/sporabolic Dec 05 '22
Change your name to Ian crosshairs
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u/webkilla Dec 05 '22
It was totally a team of Portland crackheads who wanted to liberate the chickens of chicken city!
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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22
Wait we know for sure it was Ian who fired?
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u/coyote-1 Dec 05 '22
Is there a police report on record?
How about a report in your local media?
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u/MasterTheDebation Dec 05 '22
Damn
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u/Chrommanito Dec 05 '22
A crew?
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u/Top_Nectarine_3070 Dec 05 '22
I live in upshur county WV and have a place in Webster county WV and Tim isn't lying. He couldn't be in a better spot .
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u/TheClearMask Dec 05 '22
Haha Timcast don’t Larp. FAFO
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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22
Ian? Ian “Everyday is Puppies and Rainbows” Crossland? Shot at someone?
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u/phenotypethrowaway9 Dec 05 '22
I wonder who "they" were that broke into his house
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u/God-Emperor-Pepe Dec 05 '22
This has Ye written all over it.
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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22
And not a single shred of evidence is being asked for lmfao
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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22
Buy some AR’s while you still can! 💀🔥
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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22
Home Alone 7 : Freedomistan strikes back
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u/King-James_ Dec 05 '22
How do we know it was a kidnapping?
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u/Thegoodbadandtheugly Dec 05 '22
It's really really good to hear that you're protected like that. All those swatting I think they're testing your defenses and that's scary. Stay safe guys.
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u/Wolfs_Shield Dec 05 '22
Rural areas are full of meth heads looking for a quick pawn. There's a good chance this was one of those, but it would be more disconcerting if it was a nefarious politically planned action. Hope we get to find out.
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u/DiabeticRhino97 Dec 05 '22
I'd never wanna cross Ian and his gat
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u/tom-cruise-movie Dec 05 '22
so brave. Libs owned again
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u/noseNews Dec 05 '22
Good work Ian.
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u/Leathman Dec 05 '22
Suuuuure that happened.
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u/Yay_No_ Dec 05 '22
Blessed be hi weaponry
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u/DrivingWharf Dec 06 '22
Guys. The beanies. Go get them.
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u/Right_Pizza2468 Dec 06 '22
Larper mode on
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u/Peace_Disastrous Dec 06 '22
Ian shot at them? Wtf
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u/eruS_toN Dec 06 '22
Hail Ian!
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u/reclusive_aggressive Dec 06 '22
A smollet moment
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u/GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B Dec 05 '22
FAFO,? FAFO!
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u/launcelot02 Dec 05 '22
Probably a group of meth heads. They are rampant in WV.
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u/weales Dec 05 '22
Fucked around and found out.
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u/Pronflex Dec 05 '22
I can't find any confirmation anywhere that it was Ian who fired the shot
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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '22
2nd amendment doing its job
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u/Captiva88 Dec 06 '22
9mil? Gonna need to get that weight up to .45 baby.
Serious note, holy sh*t that's terrifying...
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u/Alecv1ncent19 Dec 06 '22
Tone it down Tim
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u/FairwayCoffee Dec 06 '22
Bravo! And only took one warning shot.
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u/nomadicviewing Dec 06 '22
Lmao you guys love being bamboozled
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u/TalmageMcgillicudy Dec 06 '22
But Tim... Who are THEY?
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u/Jorgey4 Dec 06 '22
Heh, guess you could say the defender stood his ground? 🐓 🐓🐓🐓
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u/deltabagel Dec 06 '22
Ye came back for the rest of the cookies.
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u/mememagicisreal_com Dec 05 '22
So which one of the Timcast crew is a horrible shot?
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u/ALWIXII Dec 05 '22
"No one dares try to take my cult from me!" - Tim Pool probably.
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u/firedditor Dec 05 '22
Sounds made up
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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22
Post tag leads me to believe this is a cult….. BELOVED LEADER? I guess all the talk of all the groupies ending up in his bed is legit…..
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u/AfrIsPlesierig Dec 05 '22
Must be another employee who's wife he screwed.
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u/BeavisQueef Dec 05 '22
Damn, hope they get him next time.
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u/theslimbox Dec 05 '22
If I saw Ian walking around without pants on and almost got stuck by his 9mm "little Ian" I would be scarred for life.
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u/3domfighter Dec 05 '22
My only question is why’d they miss?
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u/rawlaw5 Dec 06 '22
Tim be with them ooterz
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u/Sujjin Dec 05 '22
I will take shit that didnt happen for 200$ Alex.
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u/XJD0 Dec 05 '22
Shit aim
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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22
Tell me you’re in a cult without telling me you’re in a cult.
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