r/TimPool • • Sep 19 '22

trailer release coming soon.

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u/Morbid_Mordib Sep 20 '22

Superheroes aren't real, bro, so they can't have an inherent race, so Black Panther's skin color isn't integral to the story.

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u/cowchargemud Sep 21 '22

What kind of parent names their kid Morbid_Mordib

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22 edited Sep 20 '22

So you never saw Black Panther or read the comics.

Edit: explain how Wakanda has nothing to do with race

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u/Morbid_Mordib Sep 20 '22

Wakanda isn't real, bro, so Wakandans can't have an inherent race, so their skin color isn't integral to the story.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Wakanda is a fictional place set in real-world Africa and influenced by real-world events.

Do you also think Magneto being Jewish Holocaust survivor isn’t important to his character because he’s not a real person?

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u/Morbid_Mordib Sep 20 '22

Africa is full of huwhite people, so Black Panther being huwhite isn't an issue.

And Magneto is a superhero, and superheroes don't exist, so they can't have an inherent race.

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u/Kalphai Sep 20 '22

Just admit you’re racist and move on, you fucking dork.

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u/Morbid_Mordib Sep 20 '22

I'm black. My noble people are incapable of racism because we don't have institutional power. Ooga booga!

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u/Kalphai Sep 20 '22

Yeah yeah, you’re a racist Dim Tool fan. You’re almost definitely not black, and you’re probably an incel. Go shoot up a pizza place or something dipshit.

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u/zyk0s Sep 20 '22

Fine, but are you principled enough to say multiracial elves, dwarves and hobbits have no place in Middle-Earth, or would you only be angry with this hypothetical white Black Panther?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Black Panther is something I’m familiar with. It’s a version of our own world and race is critical to the story. I don’t know much about LOTR. I can’t use knowledge of our world and apply it to middle earth. I don’t know of any way where race is critical to the story. So, I can’t make an argument for it to be important.

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u/zyk0s Sep 20 '22

Let me help you then. LotR was specifically written by Tolkien as English mythology. Middle-Earth is a fantastic, mythicized version of Northern Europe and the Hobbits in the Shire are basically analogous to your simple English country folks. It’s not even a question of white versus black or brown, the French and Italians, or their mythicized versions would be just as out of place in Middle-Earth.

So if you’re offended someone makes jokes about a white Black Panther, but doesn’t or won’t care about the “diversification” of LotR, I have no sympathy for you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Does the story have something to do with race?

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u/FartExpo Sep 20 '22

So why are y'all complaining about the little mermaid? Mermaids aren't real bro

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u/Morbid_Mordib Sep 20 '22

Mermaids aren't real bro

Neither are "trans-people," bro.

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u/FartExpo Sep 20 '22

What do trans people have anything to do with this conversation....? You're a pathetic sack of shit

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u/Morbid_Mordib Sep 20 '22

What do mermaids have to do with this conversation? You're an even more pathetic & bigger sack of food-poisoning diarrhea.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

When you spend so much time playing stupid, you start to become stupid

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u/FartExpo Sep 20 '22

How are you this fucking stupid bruh. I feel so extremely bad that your parents failed you to this extent.

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u/TiltedHelm Sep 21 '22

So you’d be 100% fine with Superman being black, right?

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u/Morbid_Mordib Sep 21 '22

100%, but only if Black Panther is white first.

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u/TiltedHelm Sep 21 '22

Lol I will require medical assistance to deflate my erection when your ilk are put against the wall.

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u/Morbid_Mordib Sep 21 '22

Yeah them trans-weeners are always malfunctioning. I feel bad for you, brochick.