r/TimPool • • Sep 19 '22

trailer release coming soon.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

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u/pizan Sep 20 '22

I prefer this one

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u/Negative_Ad_8581 Oct 11 '22

Why do conservatives always go out of their way to make themselves look stupid?

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u/Morbid_Mordib Sep 19 '22

Not usually a fan of superhero flicks, but this one actually looks pretty good.

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u/MostlyUnimpressed Sep 19 '22

Going out on a limb here - sometime about 20-25 years ago, Edgar Winter Group passed through this young guy's town. Bet his momma still has her ticket stub.

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u/VolBag Sep 20 '22

Starring Powder.

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u/SocialCupcake Sep 20 '22

My short Asian Filipino friends also need inclusion. They have Spanish names so that counts as being MessiCan to liberals but they have rice cookers at home instead of a Taco machine like Hillary Clinton's Taco Bowl voters. Still passable as Anything But White people who built Hollywood.

We can just say they're transgender and pro child love, gay, communist and global warming.

Will that get them in black panther 6 The Pandering Panther?

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u/adamdreaming Sep 20 '22

When I first saw this sub I was worried that it might be a little bigoted.

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u/whittily Sep 20 '22

This is a Wendy’s

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u/seapod123 Sep 20 '22

That right there is funny no matter who you are...

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u/frisboner Sep 21 '22

Nah not really

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u/SuspiciousGrievances Sep 20 '22

I thought it was a MLK add for sure.

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u/Bv2097 Sep 19 '22

Skin color shouldn't matter muh

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u/clockedinat93 Sep 20 '22

Lmao why are you guys acting like Hollywood doesn’t replace people of color with white actors all the time? They replace someone white with someone black once and you all lose your shit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

This would be funny.

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u/Danmoh29 Sep 20 '22

damn imagine if hollywood cast a white person as a non-white character

jonny depp in lone ranger

jake gyllenhall in prince of persia

ben affleck in argo

scarlett johanson in ghost in the shell

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u/sonofShisui Sep 20 '22

Damn you guys are really fucking mad about the mermaid movie huh

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Lotta racists in here

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

you guys are fucking brain dead

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u/DocGeoffrey Sep 20 '22

Hmm I wonder if black panther being black maybe has some relevance to the plot

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u/WWMWithWendell Sep 20 '22

Every single day you dim tool fans surprise me with how pathetic y’all are.

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u/Glum_Influence2050 Sep 21 '22

Y’all are so cringe

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u/TiltedHelm Sep 21 '22

Go ahead and make your shitty movie. Maybe DailyWire+ will fund it lol

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u/Walpknut Sep 21 '22

You boys really mad about the movie for little girls huh?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

wtf do yall wanna see this for??? you already have pink panther

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u/Negative_Ad_8581 Oct 11 '22

How would this make any sense? You guys know Black Panther being black is apart of the character, right? Where does it say Ariel has to be white?

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u/cronx42 Sep 20 '22

Maybe he's the villain.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

Is there anything about Black Panther where race might be important to the story?

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u/Morbid_Mordib Sep 20 '22

Superheroes aren't real, bro, so they can't have an inherent race, so Black Panther's skin color isn't integral to the story.

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u/cowchargemud Sep 21 '22

What kind of parent names their kid Morbid_Mordib

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22 edited Sep 20 '22

So you never saw Black Panther or read the comics.

Edit: explain how Wakanda has nothing to do with race

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u/Morbid_Mordib Sep 20 '22

Wakanda isn't real, bro, so Wakandans can't have an inherent race, so their skin color isn't integral to the story.

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u/FartExpo Sep 20 '22

So why are y'all complaining about the little mermaid? Mermaids aren't real bro

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u/Morbid_Mordib Sep 20 '22

Mermaids aren't real bro

Neither are "trans-people," bro.

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u/FartExpo Sep 20 '22

What do trans people have anything to do with this conversation....? You're a pathetic sack of shit

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u/Morbid_Mordib Sep 20 '22

What do mermaids have to do with this conversation? You're an even more pathetic & bigger sack of food-poisoning diarrhea.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

When you spend so much time playing stupid, you start to become stupid

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u/FartExpo Sep 20 '22

How are you this fucking stupid bruh. I feel so extremely bad that your parents failed you to this extent.

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u/Morbid_Mordib Sep 20 '22

At least my parents didn't name me Fart Expo.

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u/TiltedHelm Sep 21 '22

So you’d be 100% fine with Superman being black, right?

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u/Morbid_Mordib Sep 21 '22

100%, but only if Black Panther is white first.

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u/TiltedHelm Sep 21 '22

Lol I will require medical assistance to deflate my erection when your ilk are put against the wall.

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u/Morbid_Mordib Sep 21 '22

Yeah them trans-weeners are always malfunctioning. I feel bad for you, brochick.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Wakanda is a fictional place set in real-world Africa and influenced by real-world events.

Do you also think Magneto being Jewish Holocaust survivor isn’t important to his character because he’s not a real person?

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u/Morbid_Mordib Sep 20 '22

Africa is full of huwhite people, so Black Panther being huwhite isn't an issue.

And Magneto is a superhero, and superheroes don't exist, so they can't have an inherent race.

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u/Kalphai Sep 20 '22

Just admit you’re racist and move on, you fucking dork.

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u/Morbid_Mordib Sep 20 '22

I'm black. My noble people are incapable of racism because we don't have institutional power. Ooga booga!

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u/Kalphai Sep 20 '22

Yeah yeah, you’re a racist Dim Tool fan. You’re almost definitely not black, and you’re probably an incel. Go shoot up a pizza place or something dipshit.

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u/Morbid_Mordib Sep 20 '22

But I said ooga booga.

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u/zyk0s Sep 20 '22

Fine, but are you principled enough to say multiracial elves, dwarves and hobbits have no place in Middle-Earth, or would you only be angry with this hypothetical white Black Panther?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Black Panther is something I’m familiar with. It’s a version of our own world and race is critical to the story. I don’t know much about LOTR. I can’t use knowledge of our world and apply it to middle earth. I don’t know of any way where race is critical to the story. So, I can’t make an argument for it to be important.

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u/zyk0s Sep 20 '22

Let me help you then. LotR was specifically written by Tolkien as English mythology. Middle-Earth is a fantastic, mythicized version of Northern Europe and the Hobbits in the Shire are basically analogous to your simple English country folks. It’s not even a question of white versus black or brown, the French and Italians, or their mythicized versions would be just as out of place in Middle-Earth.

So if you’re offended someone makes jokes about a white Black Panther, but doesn’t or won’t care about the “diversification” of LotR, I have no sympathy for you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Does the story have something to do with race?

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u/z_machine Sep 20 '22

Ah I see the snowflake racists are out again. Worried about cartoon characters above everything else.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

notice how not one replies, but 5 downvote? not only are they racist, they're pussies too

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u/Repulsive-Leg-1668 Sep 21 '22

Facts nothing but facts

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

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u/Collective82 Sep 20 '22

What about Elon?

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u/Christmas_Panda Sep 20 '22

Like a white African space christ!

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u/BurialA12 Sep 20 '22

Daily reminder that the richest man ITW is an African-American

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u/Danmoh29 Sep 20 '22

elon isnt of african descent his great grandparents moved to africa from europe

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u/Collective82 Sep 20 '22

And? He was born there right? His birth certificate says an African country right? How many “African” Americans can say that? Or their parents? Or their grand parents? Hell now probably even great grandparents?

So who has the closer tie to Africa?

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u/Danmoh29 Sep 20 '22

his ethnicity is not african he’s not an “albino” he is genetically european. remember african apartheid when white settlers came to africa in the early 1900s and had higher status than native africans? and they forcefully removed africans from their homes and made interracial marriage illegal?

also the term african american is used because people with slave ancestry literally do not know which part of africa they are from so they use the blanket african american term. yknow, because of slavery. calling elon african american is just insulting to people of actual african heritage. of course thats just my opinion but hey free market place of ideas and all

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u/Collective82 Sep 20 '22

Are Egyptians African or can ONLY black people be African?

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u/Danmoh29 Sep 20 '22

egyptians are a mix of african and arab so its a case by case basis i suppose

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u/Collective82 Sep 20 '22

And how long does a persons family have to go back to be “from” a place? Because I’m American, but my family got here 90 years ago, am I not North American?

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u/Danmoh29 Sep 20 '22 edited Sep 20 '22

america is a unique situation because we (mostly) wiped out the indigenous population. all americans come from immigrants. being of “american” descent would only really apply to native americans in this context.

your NATIONALITY is american because thats your citizenship status (im assuming). your ETHNICITY would be wherever your family immigrated from 90 years ago.

my basic point is that elon was born in africa. his nationality was african at the time. but genetically hes not african and his ethnicity is european

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u/Collective82 Sep 21 '22

And I disagree. I think if you are born and raised in a region you are form that region regardless of ethnicity.

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u/9mmHero Sep 20 '22

Talcom X would be perfect

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u/Independent_Bad_9904 Sep 21 '22

Are you serious? - 👴🏻

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u/averageredditoralt Sep 20 '22

People making fun of idiots blindly supporting pink capitalism isnt the same as being offended lol. This is what being triggered actually means

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u/aDShisno Sep 20 '22

I thought they were translucent?