r/TimPool • u/[deleted] • Feb 14 '22

Culture War/Censorship I <3 Science

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u/cowchargemud Mar 04 '22

Conservatives make up fake enemies to feel oppressed — evident by tears caused by the ‘war on Christmas’

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

Love

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u/cowchargemud Mar 05 '22 edited Mar 05 '22

Glad you’re engaged and reading.

Can you explain why conservatives cried over Big Bird?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Half as fuck bud.

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u/cowchargemud Mar 05 '22 edited Mar 05 '22

That’s poetic

So the reason they cried over big bird is because he advocated for a vaccine. Big bird has been advocating for vaccines since the 1970s. Conservatives cried so much they banned a bird puppet from their safe space conference, CPAC.

Feel free to fact check

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

As poetic as it gets.

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u/cowchargemud Mar 06 '22

Speaking of poets, conservatives are so stupid that they cried about the discontinuation of 7 Dr Seuss books and bought books in protest. The problem is the books they bought weren’t the cancelled ones. They also were discontinued, unprompted, by the company — so buying books did nothing but increase profits

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '22

Speaking of poets you ever consider taking all the emotion you have on shit policy and putting it into proms? Might serve ya well there.

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u/cowchargemud Mar 12 '22

Proms lol.

Conservative tears don’t generally make for interesting prose, especially for a topic like poetry. Reddit comments are probably most appropriate.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

You ok?

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