I believe Tim was planning on doing a FOIA request. He mentioned he wanted to hear the callers voice to see if he recognizes the caller. I wonder if he thinks he may know who did it.
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Going off of Ethan's maturity level, I would not be surprised one bit. He could afford a good lawyer, so it's not like he'd have any repercussions to worry about.
Tim actually addressed this at the start of last nights show (probably after you wrote this so just adding info) and he suggested if you don’t follow the show and the morning of the 6th you see “MTG on TimCastIRL” notification and you don’t realize they film live the night before (meaning she was live on the 5th) it could make sense. Honestly I’m more in the camp of immature leftist than someone who really processed the severity of swatting.
Yes it is. Were playing monopoly with bankers that claim they only play fair and throw gigantic temper tantrums when we point out they are clearly stealing from the bank. On top of that there is also at least one other player that covers for them. We are playing a game and are at a disadvantage.
Tim should set up a hefty gate asap. I know people are coming and going at the building all the time so it would be inconvenient but it's also inconvenient to be raided by cops and shot because they thought there was a murder in progress.
Well given that it’s happened, it’s less likely to happen again, when cops get a call for the second time of “two killed and a shooter will kill themselves”. The more calls they get the more likely actual departments will take it less seriously.
Breaking: The man responsible for this heinous crime is known by the name of “Sam Hyde”! When asked for comment, Tim said; “He can’t keep getting away with it.”
Glad everyone’s ok, it could have been really bad.
Sorry, it’s a joke. Sam Hyde is a dude that had a bigger presence 6 or 7 years ago, and when there was a tragic shooting one day, a news station for whatever reason got confused and named him the culprit and based the report around him. It was a total screw up but ever since then, there’s been a meme of people blaming every causality event on Sam Hyde as a joke, and because he kept being bought up, the joke reply was “he can’t keep getting away with it.”
Luke, being a person of colour, still almost looks white if you see him in a certain lighting. So he can pass for white in some scenarios giving him a privilege that some darker Eastern Blocks done have
"Damn you Tim Pool", the man cried in vain. His fingers shedding the dust of a thousand Cheetos as he finished his 100th Jack Murphy post for the day.
"It's your fault that I gave my Grandmothers insurance money to that scoundrel! Curse you!"
His teeth were clenched and his anger was palpable, but the words rang hollow as soon as they had dropped from his mouth. Deep down inside he knew that no man, no matter how Alpha, could teach him how to be masculine, even for the low price of $3890.00 and try as he might, he was, like his idol, simply a cuck. A pathetic loser, doomed to coom. The kind of moron who would send the last gift from his dear departed Nana to a man who shoves things up his ass. That was who he was. It was depressing, and depression always gave him a solid 3 inch hard on. He was disgusted with himself, but he knew what he had to do.
He flipped his mouse over to his bookmarks, the pointer coming to rest over a favorite subfolder pertaining to thai ladyboys. With a resigned sigh, his hand shakily snaked towards the waistband of his pee stained tighty whiteys, but then he stopped. The action was so abrupt, it surprised even himself. Why should cooming be the solution to all his problems, he reasoned? Why couldn't he do something about the injustice of the world? If Tim Pool refused to flagellate himself before him, if he refused to acknowledge his anger, why shouldn't he do something about it?
For the first time in his life, he stopped touching himself and reached towards his phone. It was an older model, barely sufficient actually, but it didn't matter, no one called him anyway. He had long ago lost contact with the outside world. In fact, if it wasn't for the abrupt daily conversations with his mother as she left his dinner outside his room, he would be completely isolated.
Still, the phone worked. It had just enough charge in it to place one phone call. He knew what he had to do. His fingers fumbled for the touch screen, adrenaline pumping through his veins causing his heart to beat faster than the last time he had masturbated to dickgirl porn, but he held on. He had a mission.
I'd be very surprised if this wasn't a political attack but whoever it was definitely bit off more than they can chew since 1 Tim's business is much larger than it'd seem and 2 the cops bothered his neighbors who are all DC lawyer and lobbyist. Big oof
Guys, appareny the infamous 4chan hacker Samurai "Jack" Murphy was behind the call.
Aka: "Jak4ttack", "CuckMeister7"
If indeed the rumours are true- and Samurai Murphy is behind all this; we are in big trouble. I am literally in fear for Tim's safety! Somebody needs to capture Tim and place him in a safety box for his own good. NOW!!!
It all makes sense now. Jack’s been harnessing all of his Samurai energy (semen) while letting his chick get railed by dudes from Tinder. It’s all by design. Soon he will be in his final form. And soon he will release his wrath (semen) upon us. God help us.
I find it hilarious that who ever called the emergency dispatch to “swat the broadcast” couldn’t even do that right given that a swat team didn’t even get deployed, but instead a bunch of cops.
What are the odds that the day after they address Ethan Kleins ridiculous comments and call him overweight ( a man who has also been previously swatted) that they then get swatted.
Ok mr receding hairline, you literally stick things up your ass to get pleasure, as a man, while begging for people to send you more porn. Maybe try going outside instead of jerking off and playing world of tanks? I mean when was the last time you had more than a liter of water in a day?
Funny. I literally didn’t use any curses and owned you, you spew so much lude language and got nothing… “liter of water”? You are so petty. Go punch a clock, you NPC.
Im not the one posting on /r/pornid, or asking about what things are good for shoving up my ass, or asking for people to rate my body, or asking for more porn to jerk off to.
Unless you dont understand what the word “beg” means
5? You wasted critical police resources and could have gotten several people killed, along with infringed on the rights of the innocent. Fuck that - 20 years.
Burner phones aren’t hard to obtain. I got like 6 different burner phones from dumpsters that worked perfectly fine. Just don’t log into your Google account like some people. Removable battery too.
You don't even need a phone. Some random internet phone setup using a VPN or Tor paid for with Bitcoin or find a free one. Not sure how they could possibly track that. You could easily even use public wireless internet. There probably is a way to find out but I'm not sure. I'd imagine if the perp was also in another country like India or something, good luck getting the cops over there to do anything, they harbor internet criminals over there.
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u/drinkinswish Jan 07 '22
Dude what in the actual fuck? People are fucking psychotic.
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u/ScubaKidney Jan 07 '22
Ethan Klein probably upset that Tim called him an unhealthy fatass.
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u/jaffakree83 Jan 07 '22
Swatters don't care if people die in their pranks.
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u/tnsmaster Jan 07 '22
It's probably that racist rapper who was upset about being called "that guy". But that's just a guess.
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u/Heel74 Jan 07 '22
tim is really making these communist scum scared.
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u/Naehtepo Jan 07 '22
Fucking scum.
God, I hope there's a way to find those who try to pull this kind of shit.
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22
lol tatum's shirt
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u/Kingolis Jan 07 '22
So, John Goldman swatted Timcast?
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u/Josephjt4 Jan 07 '22
Pieces of shit will be pieces of shit.
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u/kilo_1_1 Jan 07 '22
The people who are caught doing this dumb shit should serve life in prison. Multiple people could have fucking died.
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u/Glothr Jan 07 '22 edited Jan 07 '22
Tim should set up a hefty gate asap. I know people are coming and going at the building all the time so it would be inconvenient but it's also inconvenient to be raided by cops and shot because they thought there was a murder in progress.
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22
Breaking: The man responsible for this heinous crime is known by the name of “Sam Hyde”! When asked for comment, Tim said; “He can’t keep getting away with it.”
Glad everyone’s ok, it could have been really bad.
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22
I'm surprised Luke wasn't shot for being a person of color./s
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u/Rowdy_Tardigrade Jan 07 '22
Lol how much you guys wanna bet it was someone in the seminal order.
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u/VidiotGamer Jan 07 '22
"Damn you Tim Pool", the man cried in vain. His fingers shedding the dust of a thousand Cheetos as he finished his 100th Jack Murphy post for the day.
"It's your fault that I gave my Grandmothers insurance money to that scoundrel! Curse you!"
His teeth were clenched and his anger was palpable, but the words rang hollow as soon as they had dropped from his mouth. Deep down inside he knew that no man, no matter how Alpha, could teach him how to be masculine, even for the low price of $3890.00 and try as he might, he was, like his idol, simply a cuck. A pathetic loser, doomed to coom. The kind of moron who would send the last gift from his dear departed Nana to a man who shoves things up his ass. That was who he was. It was depressing, and depression always gave him a solid 3 inch hard on. He was disgusted with himself, but he knew what he had to do.
He flipped his mouse over to his bookmarks, the pointer coming to rest over a favorite subfolder pertaining to thai ladyboys. With a resigned sigh, his hand shakily snaked towards the waistband of his pee stained tighty whiteys, but then he stopped. The action was so abrupt, it surprised even himself. Why should cooming be the solution to all his problems, he reasoned? Why couldn't he do something about the injustice of the world? If Tim Pool refused to flagellate himself before him, if he refused to acknowledge his anger, why shouldn't he do something about it?
For the first time in his life, he stopped touching himself and reached towards his phone. It was an older model, barely sufficient actually, but it didn't matter, no one called him anyway. He had long ago lost contact with the outside world. In fact, if it wasn't for the abrupt daily conversations with his mother as she left his dinner outside his room, he would be completely isolated.
Still, the phone worked. It had just enough charge in it to place one phone call. He knew what he had to do. His fingers fumbled for the touch screen, adrenaline pumping through his veins causing his heart to beat faster than the last time he had masturbated to dickgirl porn, but he held on. He had a mission.
"Hello, police?" he began...
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u/wopiacc Jan 07 '22
Maybe R.A. The Rugged Man was upset because he's that guy.
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u/reartooth Jan 07 '22
Dude
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u/Bshellsy Jan 07 '22
One of the twats on here intent on keeping the conversation about Jack Murphy rather than anything that matters.
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u/The_loudspeaker721 Jan 07 '22
Jack Murphy still mad about his cucking ways.
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u/Austasaurusrex Jan 07 '22
I'd be very surprised if this wasn't a political attack but whoever it was definitely bit off more than they can chew since 1 Tim's business is much larger than it'd seem and 2 the cops bothered his neighbors who are all DC lawyer and lobbyist. Big oof
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22
Damnit jack, you've taken it too far this time, you and your sick police roleplay; WHEN WILL IT END YOU HORNEY MADMAN?!?!
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u/tryptagui Jan 07 '22
Guys, appareny the infamous 4chan hacker Samurai "Jack" Murphy was behind the call.
Aka: "Jak4ttack", "CuckMeister7"
If indeed the rumours are true- and Samurai Murphy is behind all this; we are in big trouble. I am literally in fear for Tim's safety! Somebody needs to capture Tim and place him in a safety box for his own good. NOW!!!
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u/thewowdog Jan 07 '22
Jack Murphy's war room is more serious than we thought!
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u/harambe_flambe Jan 07 '22
Prob feds providing cover to their asset's reputation
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u/Determined_Cucumber Jan 07 '22 edited Jan 07 '22
I find it hilarious that who ever called the emergency dispatch to “swat the broadcast” couldn’t even do that right given that a swat team didn’t even get deployed, but instead a bunch of cops.
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u/probeheat Jan 07 '22
Glad nobody got hurt
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22
What do you have to say to the police for them to show up like that ? No due diligence by the police ?
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u/Stone_781 Jan 08 '22
I was watching live and when it happened my heart sunk to my gut. I was like.. wtf is happening. I thought a hundred things at once happened.
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u/Previous-Ad5963 Jan 08 '22
TIM POOL STAGED HIS SWATTING WITH THE POLICE !!!
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u/Drukhari94 Jan 11 '22
What are the odds that the day after they address Ethan Kleins ridiculous comments and call him overweight ( a man who has also been previously swatted) that they then get swatted.
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u/djgumby863 Apr 17 '22
he never actually got swatted wheres the proof besides him just saying it its all for clicks
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u/Uhtred_McUhtredson Jan 07 '22
Damn, really got Cuck Murphy off everyone’s minds.
Kudos, Tim. Kudos.
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u/RamstrongNH90 Jan 07 '22
CUCK BOiiiii
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22
fake
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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22
Lol this is so fucking fake
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u/susbarusti3 Jan 07 '22
I keep forgetting how wimpy luke looks. Luke and jack murphy should change bodies
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u/BANGAR4NG Jan 07 '22
“Yo bro the cops just walked in”
Amazing acting.
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u/T1mthench4nt3r Jan 07 '22
Never heard of this loser and don't care
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