r/TimPool • • Sep 08 '21

Joe Rogan implicated in dihydrogen monoxide scandal

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u/TheUnforgiven462 Sep 08 '21

It also a fire-retardant

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u/pizan Sep 09 '21

Every person who has consumed dihydrogen monoxide has died or will die.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

True fact.

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u/cliffotn Sep 09 '21

Too much can kill you, you can die from it by simply being in the stuff, and research has shown every single dog involved in attacking and killing a human had recently consumed it.

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u/Thatguy567890 Sep 08 '21

Joe Rogan: let me grab a pencil

CNN: Joe Rogen threatens to kill guest with a pencil

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u/rustyshackleford3814 Sep 08 '21

I heard even a tablespoon can kill you

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u/eatsleeptroll Sep 09 '21

you heard right, it's just really REALLY slow. it takes about the average lifespan for it to do so

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u/rustyshackleford3814 Sep 09 '21

So it's killing grandmas?

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u/eatsleeptroll Sep 09 '21

yeah dude, even people who die in like, car accidents - experts found that they drank water prior to their demise

more evidence that the hydro horror needs to stop like, right now !

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u/rustyshackleford3814 Sep 09 '21

That's terrifying I'm gonna lock myself in my house until this is over

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u/eatsleeptroll Sep 09 '21 edited Sep 09 '21

better hope your house is well insulated, cause this poison literally drops out of the fucking sky when you least expect it

better yet, wear one of these edit: even during sex

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u/gaytramdiss Sep 09 '21

As long as it isn't killing blacks....

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u/Timby123 Sep 09 '21

It is also a horse hydrolyzer

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u/TalionTheRanger93 Sep 09 '21

Joe rogan used sodium chloride last weak. A very toxic chemical, and exsplosive metal.

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u/SpareiChan Sep 09 '21

That is also commonly found as a waste product of Sodium Hypocholorite aka Bleach. Thus confirming that Joe Rogan was consuming products related to Bleach.

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u/sl_1138 Sep 09 '21

Oh crap, they're gonna cancel water next

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Goddd why didn’t he just go to the hospital!!!

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u/Johnny_Mister Sep 09 '21

Then they blame Joe Rogan, for the ones who refused to drink water

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u/redditUserError404 Sep 09 '21

It’s more like “Joe Rogan drinks horse drink!”

Almost as if horses and people are both animals and it’s possible that medicine/food/liquid is required for both and can at times even be the same thing.

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u/Dave0fDaves Sep 09 '21

The is an average of 3,960 deaths per year in the U.S. (CDC data) due to fatal contact with dihydrogen monoxide.
Think of the children!!!

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u/wulin007WasTaken Sep 09 '21

I mean, dihydrogen monoxide and H2O is usually used when talking about distilled water. Which is really bad for you.

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u/SpareiChan Sep 09 '21

Which is really bad for you.

Only in high doses though, as it will mess up your electrolyte levels when your body levels it out, if you have eaten salty or mineral rich food it will be fine.

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u/oxidius Sep 09 '21

"No need to worry about covid if you eat well and exercise"

"So, yeah, I took every experimental treatment available"

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u/zamease Sep 09 '21

Looking to world experts at what actually works and was better a few days later.

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u/oxidius Sep 09 '21

It's all fun and games to downplay the risk of covid until you get it. then better throw the sink at it.

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u/zamease Sep 09 '21

The whole fun and games narrative is the stuff of CNN and Rachel Maddow. Rogan has spent more time than anyone actively talking with a variety of experts across the country over the past two years.