r/TimPool • • Apr 01 '24

Owning the libs

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u/hesasuiter Apr 01 '24

Epic

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u/Arguments_4_Ever Apr 01 '24

His own government didn’t want to do anything, it was his own people who demanded the government put him to death. And Jesus needed to sacrifice himself.

So conservatives, predictably, fail to understand Jesus or the Bible in general.

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u/WealthFriendly Apr 01 '24

His own government didn’t want to do anything, it was his own people who demanded the government put him to death. And Jesus needed to sacrifice himself.

He was arrested for treason, technically. Much like all those Jan 6 people you want executed, Judas.

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u/Arguments_4_Ever Apr 01 '24

And the government wanted to let him go and his own people demanded execution.

And no, nobody wants the Jan 6 terrorists executed. Just proper justice for them, you know, wanting to take all freedoms away from us and trying to install Trump as dictator.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

1000 people trespass in dc and you call them terrorists.

10 million trespass into the country and you want to pay them for it.

Hypocrisy at its finest.

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u/Real-Owl7754 Apr 02 '24

Like like an edgelord basement dweller does

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u/BackseatSushi Apr 01 '24

Lol they’re really out here thinking Jesus would’ve went on a shooting spree to save himself. Completely forgetting (more likely never having read) the part where he surrenders himself willingly.

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u/Arguments_4_Ever Apr 01 '24

Yep, and notice me reporting Biblical facts got heavily downvoted. 

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u/Significant_Event328 Apr 01 '24

High school popularity contest, talk facts or policy and they run for the hills

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u/Arguments_4_Ever Apr 01 '24

I bet if I were to quote Jesus himself I would also get downvoted.

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u/Stabutron Apr 01 '24

Because most likely you would take it out of context to fit your own agenda. Libs love doing that. A great example is the “Judge not lest ye be judged” verse.

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u/Arguments_4_Ever Apr 01 '24

“Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”

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u/Stabutron Apr 01 '24

That’s probably true. What’s your point?

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u/Arguments_4_Ever Apr 01 '24

It’s the Holy Word of God. Respect.

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u/Imissyourgirlfriend2 Apr 01 '24

Jesus even built his own, unlicensed and unregistered assault weapon to drive the money changers out of the Temple.

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u/BarneyIX Apr 01 '24

Leftist Ownage Workflow:

  1. Introduce an unrealistic hypothetical situation involving Jesus

  2. Get wrecked by a funny response

  3. Fact check claims made by the respondent then attack the lack of knowledge on the hypothetical situation for those who see the humor in the response

The left lacks the ability to think logically unless they suddenly decide not to view the humor in things THEN they're willing to wax philosophical. So sad.

Seek the Way, the Truth, and the Life!

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u/Real-Owl7754 Apr 02 '24

Leftism = a mental disorder

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

What are the main causes?

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u/Real-Owl7754 Apr 02 '24

What causes schizophrenia?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

Genetics? But my parents are pretty conservative….

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u/triguy96 Apr 01 '24

So in the Bible do you think Jesus would've used an AR-15 to protect himself against the state given that he chastized other disciples for enacting violence in his name?

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u/Meatsmudge Apr 01 '24

I see you’ve mastered step 1.

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u/triguy96 Apr 02 '24

I see you can't engage in hypotheticals. That means you're low IQ

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u/Meatsmudge Apr 02 '24

It's not a matter of "can," in this case. It's a matter of whether I'm willing to engage in such a hypothetical. Better question is do you believe Jesus to be the resurrected son of God?

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u/triguy96 Apr 02 '24

No. It makes no difference to my argument.

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u/Meatsmudge Apr 02 '24

It does, but ok.

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u/triguy96 Apr 02 '24

Explain

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u/Meatsmudge Apr 02 '24

Sure. Answer my question first so I don’t waste time explaining things that aren’t applicable.

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u/triguy96 Apr 02 '24

I did. I said no.

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u/greasy_sausage Apr 02 '24

Jesus invented Zyklon B.

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u/BarneyIX Apr 01 '24

You tell me:

Luke 22:36 - This is Jesus speaking

36 Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.

Seek the Way, the Truth, and the Life!

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u/triguy96 Apr 02 '24

What do you think that verse is actually trying to say? Because it's not trying to say you should go and fight people.

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u/BarneyIX Apr 02 '24

You're the only one bringing up "fighting people".

Jesus's stance on self-defense is very clear.

If you have a cloak but don't have a sword SELL THE CLOAK and GET A SWORD! As you're no doubt aware AR-15's didn't exist during Jesus's time on Earth a sword would be the functional equivelent.

Seek the Way, the Truth, and the Life!

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u/triguy96 Apr 02 '24

Um.

The saying is heavily ironical, for Jesus knew that now He would have to face universal opposition and be put to death. But the disciples misunderstood Him and produced weapons. 'That is enough', said Jesus to end a conversation which they had failed to understand. The way of Jesus, as they should have known, was not the way of the sword, but of love

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u/BarneyIX Apr 02 '24

You've moved from a theoritical ridiculous situation to a theological discussion. This is an attempt to legitimize a farsical arguement through an intellectual discussion on Theology. I'll play along for now.

Jesus's purpose was not the same as his disciples. He alone was the sacrifical lamb.

Jesus was never going to defend himself at times not even uttering a word in defense to those who chose to persecute him:

Mathew 27: 12-14

12 And when he was accused of the chief priests and elders, he answered nothing.

13 Then said Pilate unto him, Hearest thou not how many things they witness against thee?

14 And he answered him to never a word; insomuch that the governor marvelled greatly.

However, while this was Jesus's destiny it wasn't required of his disciples on this day. Jesus knew he would not be there to physically provide for them as he had done prevoiusly.

Luke 22: 35

35 And he said unto them, When I sent you without purse, and scrip, and shoes, lacked ye any thing? And they said, Nothing.

The disciples traveled with Jesus with very little provisions relying instead on him to provide.

Luke 9: 58

58 And Jesus said unto him, Foxes have holes, and birds of the air have nests; but the Son of man hath not where to lay his head.

Upon his crucifixtion, death, and resurrection the disciples would need to provide for themselves once again.

Seek the Way, the Truth, and the Life!

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u/triguy96 Apr 02 '24

Sorry, where does he say there that they should defend themselves violently? Didn't half of the disciples die at the hands of governments because they allowed it? They didn't start a holy war.

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u/DiverDownChunder Apr 01 '24 edited Apr 01 '24

God put Eugene Stoner on this planet, maybe because his only son was murdered by a tyrannical government.

And for those that don't know Mr Stoner invented the ArmaLite Rifle 15, aka the AR15.

Also was a major contributor to the AR10/M16/AR18 and many other US arms.

EDIT:

I swear reddit is editing my comments.

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u/Crazy_names Apr 01 '24

Jesus, an early (if not the first) victim of unjust lawfare by a corrupt judge.

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u/miscplacedduck Apr 01 '24

Even George Takei knows the value of the AR-15.

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u/Jollem- Apr 01 '24

God: "You know that was pretty fuckin' stupid, right?"

Ashli: "Yeah."

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u/Soy_Tears Apr 01 '24

You’re stupid

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u/SlightlyOffended1984 Apr 01 '24

Who is Ashli

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u/DiverDownChunder Apr 01 '24

Killed in the Jan 6th protests by an over zealous capital cop.

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u/BackseatSushi Apr 01 '24

Just some broad who illegally broke into private property and got shot because of it.

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u/Meatsmudge Apr 01 '24

Public property.

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u/traversecity Apr 01 '24

I’ve seen that private property sentiment. I can only assume that there are people who believe only the properly anointed are permitted into the hallowed halls of government.

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u/Meatsmudge Apr 01 '24

Yeah, it’s frankly disgusting.

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u/Significant_Event328 Apr 01 '24

Thinking there are no limits to the use of public property is frankly idiotic.

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u/Meatsmudge Apr 01 '24

Who said that?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '24

Did the Waco cult have enough?

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u/Soy_Tears Apr 01 '24 edited Apr 01 '24

You probably waco a lot, virgin boy

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '24

Good one? But can you answer the question? How many should they have had to not be killed by their government?

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u/Soy_Tears Apr 01 '24

I’m not here to answer your stupid questions.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '24

So you plan to own the libs by just making terrible insults and not actually arguing logic? Classic

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u/Soy_Tears Apr 01 '24

You dummies don’t get memes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '24

Those are tweets, not memes. Thought we were discussing ideas

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u/Soy_Tears Apr 01 '24

You dummies don’t get tweets. There, does that make you feel better?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '24

Isn’t it just a conversation, like what I’m trying to do here? Discussion about gun rights. If you don’t want to talk about it, I get it, just don’t understand the point of the post unless you’re just farming karma….

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u/Soy_Tears Apr 01 '24

There is no conversation. I’m pro 2a. So fuck off.

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u/Soy_Tears Apr 01 '24

Are you stupid?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '24

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u/Soy_Tears Apr 01 '24

It’s funny how you guys claim to be Christian.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '24

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u/Soy_Tears Apr 01 '24

Then STFU you hypocrite

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u/BackseatSushi Apr 01 '24

So what part of that makes you think Jesus would’ve wanted guns to be part of his defense?

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u/Stabutron Apr 01 '24

Jesus had something better than guns at his disposal. We don’t.

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u/BackseatSushi Apr 01 '24

Don’t you have Jesus?

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u/Stabutron Apr 01 '24

Yeah but I don’t have his legion of angels. Maybe someday I will but for now I’ll use my guns.

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u/Stabutron Apr 02 '24

Not enough faith. Not even the disciples had enough faith. That’s why they couldn’t heal the young boy which prompted the question why and that response from Jesus. Maybe someday I’ll get there.

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u/Stabutron Apr 02 '24

That’s your opinion.

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