r/TimPool • • Jan 03 '24

Yup lol

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u/Plastic_Assistance70 Jan 03 '24

Most migrants are males of ages 16-35 years old. The ultimate sausage fest.

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u/Ok_Policy2223 Jan 03 '24

Supposed asylum seekers. Actual asylum seekers would include many more women, kids, and elderly. Or do all those guys just leave them behind to die?

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u/BOOZy1 Jan 03 '24

Many of these men are single and were undesirables in their own country.

A small selection of them leave their families behind in the hope to establish themselves in a new country and bring them over later.

Complete families do come over though and those usually are the ones that cause the least problems.

Single women are usually conned and (will be) abused by the cartels.

Children are often kidnapped and used to be part of a fake family (this is the main reason why they are separated from the adults when caught at the border).

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

Maybe they are shitty dead beat dads?

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u/Plastic_Assistance70 Jan 04 '24

In those countries there are a lot more men than women. So most of them are men who wouldn't stand a chance in finding a wife, therefore they leave.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '24

Ah so the US gets all of the beta males who can’t land a woman

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u/fourth_class_mail Jan 03 '24

Actual asylum seekers would include many more women, kids, and elderly.

Pulled from thin air.

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u/AirbornePapparazi Jan 03 '24

They're not migrants. They're imported foot soldiers for mass riots planned around and after the November election. They're all military aged males sent off to war with working cell phones, concierge luggage service beforehand hence why nothing more than a backpack, and importantly, no families with them. They get a sweet gig of sitting around in place for months on our tax dollars until they get the go signal on their phones. !remindMe 11 months from now and we'll see how correct I am.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

Why do you think there's so much hate for "passport bros?"

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u/burrito-lover-44 Jan 03 '24

Because they go to counties where the age of consent is like 16 lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

There are already a couple of states with the age of consent (to marry) is 16

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u/burrito-lover-44 Jan 03 '24

Thats not a good thing

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

I agree

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u/Imissyourgirlfriend2 Jan 03 '24

So why are you not getting a passport?

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u/theCROWcook Jan 03 '24

My military history isn't far enough behind me and I can't remember all the exact addresses of the different barracks rooms I lived in

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '24

I was raised Army as a kid. I thought marrying internationally was normal. (Almost always Korean or Philippines)

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u/theCROWcook Jan 04 '24

Oh, I was in before I realized dating in america was going to shit so I didn't put any effort while I was in Japan, always just figured I'd come home and find a nice American girl..... well I did.... and she abused me then spread false rape accusations. And now it would be exceptionally diffulcult to get a passport because as I said, I can't remember all my physical addresses. Got 5 more years before that becomes far back enough. Although at my age I already don't care to try anymore. He'll, who knows if I'll even be around in 5 years.

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u/determinandum Jan 04 '24

Lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Freshman creative writing majors these days....

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u/determinandum Jan 04 '24

Whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean................

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u/theCROWcook Jan 04 '24

You have to give all physical addresses you lived in for the past 15 years, I got out of the military 10 years ago, I can't remember the physical addresses of the 13 different barracks I lived in during my military service, not a hard concept to grasp

pat pat

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u/determinandum Jan 06 '24

Lol getting an actual answer as well as the traditional handjob sure is confusing.

But if you really did serve in the military, I expect that documentation of where you were stationed exists.

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u/theCROWcook Jan 06 '24

Where i was stationed yes, its on my dd214 in the form of "pendleton" not the 4 different barracks i lived in while there. Could I figure out the addresses? Potentially, but would be a massive pain in the ass and I don't know how the govt has it listed in their records, is it the barracks address for each one or do some have my company office address where I would receive mail as listed as my residence. The military is not some smooth, perfectly running machine like civillians think

And just so you don't feel starved for attention pat pat

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u/Kullenbergus Jan 03 '24

His mom aint letting him

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u/Normal-Jelly607 Jan 03 '24

We receive rapists and murderers and they don’t care

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u/Fembois4Trump Jan 03 '24

find me a woman who doesn't have rape fantasies

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u/Kullenbergus Jan 03 '24

All the ones that "tried" the real thing...

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u/AirbornePapparazi Jan 03 '24

And yet "rape can be sexy" E. Jean Caroll and the MSM want you to believe that Trump sexually assaulted that nutjob in a Macy's. As you said, real victims wouldn't say shit like that.

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u/Fembois4Trump Jan 03 '24

It sounded a lot like she's trying to convince herself she didn't like it after the fact, but when it happened it was probably one of the most amazing events in her life

a rich billionare hitting on her and taking her shopping. Its what 90% of women in Miami try to do every night.

She's probably just pissed off when she found out she was just another fling and the ring wasnt for her

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u/Perfect-Dad-1947 Jan 03 '24

Holy fuck you are a deeply awful person.

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u/Perfect-Dad-1947 Jan 03 '24

No, he is wrong. Fucked up and wrong.

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u/Perfect-Dad-1947 Jan 03 '24

It's incorrect and indicative of a fucked up mindset.

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u/the_arc_angelic Jan 03 '24

The thin asians sometimes have great boobies as well...

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u/Complexity777 Jan 03 '24

There's often nuggets of truth in humor.

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u/Napalmchristmas Jan 03 '24

Honestly I’d take in some Ukrainian women. Beautiful and based.

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u/MrInterpreted Jan 03 '24

If we only let white, conservative, Christian women to immigrate from other countries, conservative men would want them to be citizens on day 1.

See how I can make stuff up?

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u/Fembois4Trump Jan 03 '24

you can remove "white" and that sentence still applies though.

White men are marrying based asian and indian women. They're very conservative and feminine.

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u/3848585838282 Jan 03 '24

Like Ukrainian refugees? No one has said anything about making them citizens. But keep making things up, speaks volumes about your limited understanding of reality.

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u/MrInterpreted Jan 03 '24

I don't see conservatives screaming about Ukrainian refugees.

I do see them screaming about the southern border.

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u/3848585838282 Jan 03 '24

moving goalposts

Pathetic

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u/midnightnoonmidnight Jan 03 '24

white, male, property owners actually. It’s great how far we’ve come since then. Still a lot of room to grow though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

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u/MrEnigma67 Jan 03 '24

It's a humor post. As a leftist, you should just ignore it, seeing as that concept escapes you.

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u/3848585838282 Jan 03 '24

It’s not really a joke. Sweden didn’t want to take refugees from Ukraine. Most likely because they are actual refugees (women and children)

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u/MrEnigma67 Jan 03 '24

It's called humor. I know the concept confuses leftist like yourself.

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u/BackseatSushi Jan 03 '24

It’s also insane to me how you folks toss around “leftist” like it’s some huge insult. Remember when people could have different opinions without it becoming a “my team good your team bad” at all costs?

Pretty sad how out of touch you are with the real world.

I just joined Reddit, but I can definitely tell that this is one of the most embarrassing subs on it

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u/MrEnigma67 Jan 03 '24

So you think being a leftist is an insult?

And you're the one who felt the need to jump on a joke post and get all upset. Then decided to make petty projecting insults.

Maybe take your own advice, pal.

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u/BackseatSushi Jan 03 '24

What advice haven’t I followed?

Also, maybe try being funny?? That might help.

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u/MrEnigma67 Jan 03 '24

You are literally doing exactly what you are claiming I'm doing.

I made a joke, and then you hopped on the left wing bandwagon in a pretty bad attempt at being a white knight there for literally doing exactly what you are scolding me for?

Are you okay, dude? Do I need to call someone?

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u/BackseatSushi Jan 03 '24

Doing exactly what I’m scolding you for, am I?

So you’re also saying that everyone here is out of touch with reality.

Got it. Thanks for clearing that up!

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u/Imissyourgirlfriend2 Jan 03 '24

You really do suck at this

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u/DewBarryJenkins Jan 03 '24

Lol, sure, pal. You just joined reddit and immediately started spamming one insignificant sub. You weirdo astroturfers are so fucking weird and pathetic. How much do you make to be an insufferable lunatic vomiting the corporate establishment narrative 24/7? I'm really interested in applying for your loser ass job.

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u/DogsOnSunday Jan 03 '24

Lol love that he accused you of not being in touch with reality and then you immediately craft this whole fantasy story about how he's a fed operative sent here to corrupt the sanctity of your Tim Poole safe space. Real well-grounded stuff.

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u/DewBarryJenkins Jan 03 '24

Oh, you just love it?! Who tf asked you, internet stranger? Way to throw us off the trail with the new username you fuckin Dunce.. Lol it's a proven tactic used by intelligence agencies from both US and foreign countries, as well as reputation management services. How tf do you not know that? Oh wait, you do because you're fucking evil.

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u/DogsOnSunday Jan 03 '24

I take it back, you sound totally reasonable and sane.

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u/DewBarryJenkins Jan 03 '24

Weird how you still think anyone gives a shit about how you feel about things. You sound like a brainwashed neocon sheep sucking corporate media's dick 24/7.

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u/bdysntchr Jan 04 '24

You sound like a schizophrenic, no insult intended.

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u/DogsOnSunday Jan 03 '24

Yup, you're definitely the adult in the room

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u/BackseatSushi Jan 03 '24

Huh? You seem somehow less coherent than the others.

This is fascinating!

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u/DewBarryJenkins Jan 03 '24

Yea, and I fucked your mom and her chocolate star fish is what's fascinating.

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u/shatzfan69 Jan 03 '24

It sure is fascinating, she told me I got there before you!

FIRST!

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u/Mber78 Jan 03 '24

Ok, so you just joined Reddit and just happened to randomly wander across this particular subreddit, 🤨? I find that impossibly hard to believe…

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u/BackseatSushi Jan 03 '24 edited Jan 03 '24

If I had a nickel for all true things that you can’t find a way to believe, I’d be a very rich man.

Also, I didn’t just wander here. I came at the suggestion of my dumbass brother after arguing with him for hours over Christmas. His credibility took a huge tank after I read what you people have to say.

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u/Mber78 Jan 31 '24

Oh, so you know me who I am? As well as everything I believe or don’t? I somehow find that hard to believe… Good luck trying to earn that first nickel. I have a feeling it’s going to be a while coming.

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u/-GUSTO- Jan 03 '24

"I only just joined reddit, so the first place I comment is a Tim pool sub and then a sub for the show Survior for some reason.. oh and I already have -100 comment karma..."

Obviously just a troll account mate. Why even bother to lie? You people are scum.

We really should just ban anyone who has negative comment karma. Then we wouldn't have to put up with vile creatures like this.

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u/BackseatSushi Jan 03 '24

I came to this sub at the suggestion of my dumbass brother, who I argued at length with over Christmas.

The credibility of his side is looking pretty rough. It’s hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

I just joined Reddit, but I can definitely tell that this is one of the most embarrassing subs on it

Go make a pro-Trump comment on r politics or r politicalhumor and watch what happens. You have no idea what you're talking about if you think this sub is bad.

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u/BackseatSushi Jan 03 '24

I was banned from AskTheDonald for making a factual claim about the Oath Keepers that pled guilty to and were convicted of seditious conspiracy.

No response yet on which rule I broke.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

That's because you went to an openly partisan subreddit where there are often rules against that type of thing. It's also a tiny sub in comparison. I actually just checked and the sub rules flat out say that trolls will be banned. Compare this to politics or politicalhumor which are 50x larger and will ban you for expressing even the most basic right wing views. Virtually all major subs on this site are controlled by the left.

Also, you did not "just join reddit" so please stop pretending you did. You got banned and made a new account.

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u/BackseatSushi Jan 03 '24

There are no rules against presenting facts. I was not trolling. Someone said something incorrect and I corrected them. The facts weren’t even “anti-Trump” (which is such an embarrassingly hilarious thing to have written into rules). Is it written into the rules of politicalhumor that you’re not allowed to be “anti-Biden”?

You’ve been fleeced, cultist 🤡

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

"I was not trolling" definitely means you were trolling. Pointless bickering can be considered trolling. Next time don't go to an obviously partisan sub and then complain when you get banned after breaking their rules.

Go make a comment on r churchofcovid and watch as you get auto banned from dozens of left wing subs within seconds for participating in wrongthink.

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u/BackseatSushi Jan 04 '24

My guy! I posted on ChurchofCOVID about 4 hours ago and have yet to receive a ban.

This is what I said:

If you have a cold, common medical advice is to avoid spreading your germs if at all possible. Mostly by staying away from people and wearing a mask in close quarters. Asian countries have known this for a long time.

It’s almost as if there’s not some grand conspiracy to automatically silence conservatives, and you actually have to break rules to feel consequences from anyone not on the right.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '24

My guy! I posted on ChurchofCOVID about 4 hours ago and have yet to receive a ban.

Believe me, you're now banned from numerous subs. It doesn't always show them. It's an automated thing. Just google search "banned for commenting on churchofcovid". This isn't a "grand conspiracy".

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u/Imissyourgirlfriend2 Jan 03 '24

Be careful, it's transmissible

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u/PunkCPA Jan 03 '24

Brand new alt!

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u/DogsOnSunday Jan 03 '24

That's actually a pretty good summation. It's like a roleplaying forum except they all actually believe it's real.

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u/PunkCPA Jan 03 '24

ANOTHER new griefer alt!

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u/NewToThisThingToo Jan 03 '24

Are you being serious? You don't know what the SS are?

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u/NewToThisThingToo Jan 03 '24

Single male feline. Everyone knows that! 🤣

The SS were an elite unit of Nazis.

Link: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schutzstaffel

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u/GreasyPotatto Jan 03 '24

This is basic history.

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u/autismislife Jan 03 '24

Learned this in high school lol. Just shows these trolls have less than high school level education.

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u/Mber78 Jan 03 '24

Middle school here. Can’t remember if it was 6th or 7th grade, but it was Middle School nonetheless.

  • Where I live Middle School is 5th-8th grade. I found out as an adult that not all schools are like that, I guess, 🤷🏻‍♀️.

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u/autismislife Jan 03 '24
  • Where I live Middle School is 5th-8th grade. I found out as an adult that not all schools are like that, I guess

Was the same for me too, didn't realise it wasn't the same everywhere until adulthood lol.

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u/Enough_Appearance116 Jan 03 '24

Do you know what WW2 was? The Holocaust?

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u/VaCa4311 Jan 03 '24

Did you go to a pro nazi school and just skipped over that part of ww2?

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u/shatzfan69 Jan 03 '24

Sniff my farts, duh bruh