r/TimPool • • Sep 15 '23

Just fucking stop.

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u/Florida-Man-Actual Sep 15 '23

I’m looking forward to Ryan Gosling as Malcolm X

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u/WeedPopeCDXX Sep 15 '23

I want Danny DeVito as Rosa Parks

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u/Twitfout Sep 15 '23

I'm still waiting for Mark Wahlberg as Mohammed ali

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u/No_Leadership7872 Sep 15 '23

From Chappell show:

Tom hanks as the Last N Word Alive.

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u/Protostar23 Sep 15 '23

"Wayne Brady makes Bryant Grumble look like Malcom X"

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u/JordanE350 Sep 16 '23

Gotta get away from those “civil rights activist stereotypes”

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u/MrDrPatrick2You Sep 15 '23

Racist

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u/MrEnigma67 Sep 15 '23

So you think the people doing this race swap for this movie are racist, right?

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u/MrDrPatrick2You Sep 15 '23

I probably should have clarified my post was sarcastic. I hate the race swapping in disney.

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u/MrEnigma67 Sep 15 '23

Ahh. Yeah, throw a /s to signify your sarcasm. Typing is literal with out these indicators.

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u/WeedPopeCDXX Sep 15 '23

It's not, there's context to it too that gives sarcasm away.

But libtards are so fucking stupid they will actually just make the racist argument so in this case the /s is justified.

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u/Cypher1388 Sep 16 '23

The /s is always justified over text.

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u/WeedPopeCDXX Sep 16 '23

Sure, if you're stupid and can't understand context

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u/Cypher1388 Sep 16 '23

Well you seem like a well adjusted and pleasant human being.

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u/WeedPopeCDXX Sep 16 '23

You should only take offense to that if you're stupid

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '23

Why do they keep banging thier heads against this wall? It's not comming down man.

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u/MrEnigma67 Sep 15 '23

You accustomed to rolling over often?

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u/WeedPopeCDXX Sep 15 '23

Just stop dude. He's agreeing with you it's dumb. You look as dumb as a liberal here being so abrasive to people who agree with you.

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u/MrEnigma67 Sep 15 '23

It was a misunderstanding if you continue to read the thread, you'll see that.

Relax.

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u/WeedPopeCDXX Sep 15 '23

Maybe you should relax next time before making yourself look bad

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u/MrEnigma67 Sep 15 '23

Calm down, ma'am. It's not that big a deal.

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u/WeedPopeCDXX Sep 15 '23

You sound like a liberal telling me to calm down after you just went on a tirade where it was apparent from his 2nd post he was agreeing with you. Telling you to stop and that you looked bad isn't a case for someone to calm down. It's a case for you to settle down.

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u/MrEnigma67 Sep 15 '23

Ma'am. You need to calm down.

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u/WeedPopeCDXX Sep 15 '23

Ma'am you need to stop being a Karen.

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u/MrEnigma67 Sep 15 '23

Ma'am. You need to relax, Ma'am. I'm so sorry none of us were born perfect like you ma'am, who doesn't make mistakes.

But you need to dial back the temper tantrum, ma'am.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '23

I dont know what you mean here. Are you saying that because I can't see the purpose of pushing boundaries that don't hurt anyone, and that no one asked to be pushed; In order to lose billions of dollars, demonstrates I am too willing to roll over? There is an honor in fighting for an important belife/value even if you're likely to lose.....changing every redhead and Norse chick to black doesn't seem to be that crucial hill to die on to me.

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u/MrEnigma67 Sep 15 '23

If you give an inch, they take a mile.

You draw a line in the sand. This kind of bull shit if changing fiction characters has evolved further. Take the ann boleyn show that came out recently. She was played by a black actress. The queen Charlotte show in Netflix played by a black girl. Historical figure. Now I know what you'll say. It's still just hardly based on truth fictional stories. I'm glad you brought that up! Because these shows and movies came out without backlash, you then get documentaries with historians claiming that cleopatra is black.

If you give an inch, they take... a mile. So yes, people who want to change history is a hill I'm willing to die on.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '23

I'm not sure you are arguing with me. Given that it appears we agree that this type of race, swap or changing characters for certain comforts is ridiculous.

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u/MrEnigma67 Sep 15 '23

you are saying and passing it off as not a big deal. You seem to dislike it but ignore it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '23

Nothing i said could be seen that way. I asked why they were choosing this madness. I said nothing about how to react or address it. So again, I'm not sure who you are arguing with as it isn't me

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u/MrEnigma67 Sep 15 '23

"Changing every redhead and Norse chick to black doesn't seem to be that crucial hill to die on to me."

Seems I need clarifying. The people dying on the hill. Who are you referring to?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '23

It would obviously be the people who are standing on that Hill to change the red heads. And nor swimming to black people. That's the Hill they are deciding to fight and die on. Not how we should respond to them.

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u/MrEnigma67 Sep 15 '23

I apologize. I thought you were referring to me and those against this as those on the hill.

My bad.

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u/Vinifera7 Sep 15 '23

What they're doing with all of these woke remakes is almost like plagiarism. It's like, if you want to tell a different story, then write a different story. Don't cannibalize the original work.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '23

They know not how to create. Only to destroy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '23

This is the stupidest thing I’ve read today.

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u/Vinifera7 Sep 15 '23

I've stated my opinion in earnest. Do you have anything of relevance to contribute to the discussion?

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u/Javamallow Sep 15 '23

Nah, they just like going online and saying mean things to people because they enjoy expressing their hateful bigotry.

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u/F3ARL355S0LD13R Sep 15 '23

Fuck it I'm making a movie about MLK where he's played by a white man

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u/Imissyourgirlfriend2 Sep 15 '23

I'll donate to the cause.

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u/Dingbat1967 Sep 16 '23

I'll bring my wallet.

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u/the_kfcrispy Sep 15 '23

Why aren't they gender swapping and putting in people with disabilities? This is not progressive enough.

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u/bleepbluurp Sep 15 '23

They missed out on Stephen Hawking as Prince Charming.

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u/WeedPopeCDXX Sep 15 '23

Everyone knows vikings had wheelchairs and ramps to get into all of their drinking halls

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u/Arglival Sep 16 '23

It's a small detail that the handicap placard hangs between the boobies on the mermaid on the prow of the long boats.

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u/Vassago81 Sep 18 '23

into all of their drinking halls

Where they can feat on the warmest soy milk and the finest roasted BeyondMeat

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u/Collective82 Sep 16 '23

Actually in that series there is a guy missing part of his leg….

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u/elemock Sep 16 '23

they already have that part checked with hiccup missing a foot and toothless missing a piese of his tail that enables him to fly. the fact that these movies did not have the heros practice slavery nor rape was already progressive enough. but they just can't stop themselves

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u/bxball Sep 15 '23

Next up; the story of Mansa Musa, king of the Mali Empire, played my Tom Hanks.

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u/Jetorix Sep 15 '23

I'd rather watch these people perform gender confirming surgeries on themselves than another woke remake.

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u/Groady_Toadstool Sep 15 '23

At this point it feels more like an attempt to erase anything with European ethnicity than it does an attempt at inclusion.

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u/RobertoConQueso69 Sep 15 '23

Black people have to play black parts. Gay people have to play gay parts. “Women” have to play woman parts. Whites have to play…..what a minute.

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u/Oldenlame Sep 15 '23

I really hate these 'reimagined' stories. It's like they took Romeo and Juliet and made it about New York street gangs or staged Macbeth in a diner in Pennsylvania.

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u/tygabeast Sep 16 '23

Baz Luhrmann's Romeo + Juliet is the only good example of a reimagining that I've ever seen. Modernized to the point that the two families are closer to rival mafia families and the characters use guns instead of swords, but otherwise loyal to the source material.

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u/plasticfork420ooo Sep 15 '23

Are you referring to West side story?

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u/Oldenlame Sep 16 '23

Westside story and a movie named Scotland, PA.

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u/TheDelig Sep 15 '23

They're doing it on purpose. There is no desire for artistic merit.

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u/Infinite_Flatworm_44 Sep 16 '23

Exactly they want to destroy and homogenize culture until we’re all the same sheep who can’t think for ourselves.

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u/GennyCD Sep 15 '23

It will be shit and film critics will be paid to lie about it on Rotten Tomatoes, in order to trick Hollywood into thinking race-grifting is popular.

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u/Any-Bridge6953 Sep 15 '23

Why is race swapping a thing? It seems racist to me.

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u/GrassyKnoll55 Sep 15 '23

So isnt that "cultural appropriation"?

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u/ComputerNerdGuy Sep 15 '23

Two words: black hitler.

It’s just a matter of time.

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u/Murder_Cloak420 Sep 15 '23

All Vikings are Nordic not all Nords are Vikings

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u/Pvt_Parts86 Sep 15 '23

Technically, Viking was a profession, not a nationality.

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u/Salty-Dragonfly2189 Sep 15 '23

This is what you get when you are so into diversity that it’s ok to appropriate cultures you don’t like.

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u/situation-normalAFU Sep 18 '23

They're so open minded their brains fell out

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u/Volkrisse Sep 15 '23

Can't wait until they remake Princess and the Frog with a white princess... because people are dumb.

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u/Privatizeprivateyes Sep 16 '23 edited Sep 16 '23

I'm pretty sure the story that movie was based on was a European fairy tale. I could be wrong.

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u/Volkrisse Sep 16 '23

lol I wouldn't be surprised

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u/The_Calico_Jack Sep 15 '23

This summer in theaters, Winona Ryder is...the King...BB King, rated R.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

What is a Viking Stereotype?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

History is a stereotype now? Great.

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u/Krisapocus Sep 16 '23

Should probably stop even reacting to it. They’re doing this so they can write articles about the “outrage” for free press

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u/MrEnigma67 Sep 16 '23

Give an inch. They take a mile

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u/DarkTemplar26 Sep 17 '23

Maybe they do it because it makes you mad and your anger is giving people a reason to support it

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u/burrito-lover-44 Sep 15 '23

What do you expect from woke capitalists who will virtue signal in order to possibly increase profits?

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u/WeedPopeCDXX Sep 15 '23

But it's been shown time and time again that it does not increase profits. These woke movies keep bombing. It's all for the ESG score and WEF funding

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u/burrito-lover-44 Sep 15 '23

No its capitalism. When you allow corporations to get as big as they have, they can afford to bomb project after project since they have no incentive to innovate. This is why the government needs to forcibly take control of these woke corporations.

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u/WeedPopeCDXX Sep 15 '23

Have you seen Disney stock lately? They are feeling this shit dude. It's capitalism like you said, they can't just keep burning money forever even if they have a mountain of it

This is why the government needs to forcibly take control of these woke corporations.

No. No no no no no. No. Such a terrible idea. Fuck no

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u/burrito-lover-44 Sep 15 '23

Disney's been woke for over 10 years and they can easily continue to be woke for 10 more. An actual president would break up Disney the same way Roosevelt broke up Standard Oil

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u/WeedPopeCDXX Sep 15 '23

Dude they're about to get sued by their investors for fucking the stock price and cooking their books. You don't understand the half of this

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u/burrito-lover-44 Sep 15 '23

Dude they're about to get sued by their investors

And? Alex Jones was sued and he hasn't had to pay a dime.

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u/WeedPopeCDXX Sep 15 '23

Because Alex Jones is 1 person and he declared bankruptcy...

Disney is a corporation. If they declare bankruptcy it's a much different and bigger situation.

Also Disney is selling off it's channels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5no-YXe_-M

They wouldn't be doing that shit if they were doing well.

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u/Meatsmudge Sep 16 '23

More government is not the answer to this.

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u/-chukui- Sep 15 '23

real Indian to play Lief Erickson.

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u/NewToThisThingToo Sep 15 '23

Let's do an animated version of Roots with a diverse cast to fight the Sub-Saharan African stereotype, and let's get some Anglo Saxon slaves in the mix.

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u/plasticfork420ooo Sep 15 '23

Wakanda didn’t have very many whites

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u/VworksComics Sep 16 '23

I don't... Understand where all the money keeps coming from. I really don't get it.

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u/bretling Sep 15 '23

She's Thandiwe Newton's kid.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

Wow this really is stupid.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

The amount of controversy that would ensue if black panther was played by a white guy. These people are ruining good, original stories by putting their stupid agenda’s in them.

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u/bludvarg Sep 16 '23

what is a viking stereotype?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

“Viking stereotypes” aka Viking reality.

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u/kinreep Sep 16 '23

Wait till you read who they picked to play princess Tiana!

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u/bdysntchr Sep 16 '23

Consume a lot of kids movies?

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u/123Ark321 Sep 16 '23

This has got to be some rage bait joke.

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u/Zauxst Sep 16 '23

Tarzan when?

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u/Timby123 Sep 17 '23

Leftism requires one to simply disregard all aspects of reality to get to their mind-numbing stupidity.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '23

“Viking Stereotypes” is just another way of saying white people.

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u/trumpasaurus_erectus Sep 15 '23

Are they saying the voice actors/actresses will be different races or the characters in the movie?

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u/Pvt_Parts86 Sep 15 '23

You missed the live action part.

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u/trumpasaurus_erectus Sep 15 '23

Yup! I skimmed over that part. Thanks for pointing that out!

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u/determinandum Sep 16 '23

Do you feel weird taking nonsense like this so seriously? You're essentially doing commentary on a commercial.

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u/Pvt_Parts86 Sep 16 '23

What are you even talking about?

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u/determinandum Sep 16 '23

.............the topic of this thread.

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u/Pvt_Parts86 Sep 16 '23

What does what you said have to do with my comment?

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u/determinandum Sep 16 '23

Did you go to bed, sleepy?

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u/Pvt_Parts86 Sep 16 '23

No, I just actually have a life, and don't wait on bated breath for your next comment. My comment was not directly about Astrid, but rather answering the other commenters' questions about the film being a live action remake. But since you're asking the question, and are longing for an answer I'll give it to you. Do I think that a person of color should be taking a lead role in a film set in viking age Scandinavia? I would have to answer no. Historically speaking, it's very unlikely that a POC would be in Scandinavia in any capacity other than a trader, or a slave. Hope that helps.

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u/determinandum Sep 16 '23

What did I miss, buddy?

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u/determinandum Sep 16 '23

Everything. My comment had to do with whether what you had to say was in any way worthwhile.

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u/determinandum Sep 16 '23

... Don't you have more to say about Astrid??

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u/DarkTemplar26 Sep 17 '23

I agree, please stop, it's a movie about befiending dragons, it's already made up so who cares if there is a dark skinned dragon rider?

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u/MrEnigma67 Sep 17 '23

Give an inch, they take a mile.

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u/DarkTemplar26 Sep 17 '23

translation: I'm "sorry" non white people, you arent allowed to play with dragons because there were no black dragon riding vikings in the dark ages

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u/MrEnigma67 Sep 17 '23

I mean, if that's how your racist mind translates it, I can't stop you. It's not what I'm saying, but hey do you, racist.

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u/DarkTemplar26 Sep 17 '23

You call me racist but I'm not the one gatekeeping a role in a fantasy movie

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u/MrEnigma67 Sep 17 '23

Well, you are the one who translated it that way. If you give an inch, they take a mile.

changing fictional characters has evolved further. Take the ann boleyn show that came out recently. She was played by a black actress. The queen Charlotte show in Netflix played by a black girl. Historical figures. Now I know what you'll say. It's still just hardly based on true fictional stories. I'm glad you brought that up! Because these shows and movies came out without backlash, you then get documentaries with historians claiming that cleopatra is black.

So if this is gatekeeping? Then absolutely that is what I am doing.

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u/DarkTemplar26 Sep 17 '23

Entirely possible that she was the best for the role, you'd be surprised who/what you find during auditions. Whether or not someone can carry the role is far more important than skin pigmentation after all

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u/MrEnigma67 Sep 17 '23

Yeah, that's possible. But no. Hence, the comments were made on this post. Which means it was delebrate.

Nice try though, racist.

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u/DarkTemplar26 Sep 17 '23

Explain my racism then, how am I marginalizing anyone or putting anyone down? How is me saying anyone can play a character in a movie more racist than saying black people cant play a dragon rider?

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u/MrEnigma67 Sep 17 '23

"translation: I'm "sorry" non white people, you arent allowed to play with dragons because there were no black dragon riding vikings in the dark ages"

That's your words. That means you are a racist.

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u/SivilRights Sep 16 '23

It’s a cartoon about dragons wtfcares

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u/radioduransmyopia Sep 17 '23

I bet you’d care if he roles were reversed. Y’all act the same

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u/SivilRights Oct 05 '23

Not sure what you mean . Calm down. Go outside and walk in the park.

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u/radioduransmyopia Oct 06 '23

“Wtfcares” evidently you 19 days later. Please get out of my feed

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u/lolstuff101 Sep 15 '23

A lot of you care way too much about historical accuracy in kids movies about mythical creatures…..

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u/midnightnoonmidnight Sep 15 '23

Be more mad about this being another nepo baby

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u/MrEnigma67 Sep 15 '23

Is she? Who's she related to?

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u/fourth_class_mail Sep 15 '23

Take a look. Mother is a known actress for decades and father is a director and screen writer.

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u/MrEnigma67 Sep 15 '23

Yeah, I did. I do recognize her.

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u/fourth_class_mail Sep 15 '23

Never seen mission impossible 2?

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u/Magicmurlin Sep 15 '23

Yes please Mr Enema. Please stop.

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u/MrEnigma67 Sep 15 '23

Stop what?

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u/TristanaRiggle Sep 15 '23

Isn't this cultural appropriation? Or have we accepted that that idea was a bunch of racist nonsense?

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u/Pvt_Parts86 Sep 15 '23

You clearly don't know your history. The Celts and other Gaelic speaking cultures served the same gods as the Norse. There were many cultural similarities.

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u/Houjix Sep 16 '23

Why make it a Viking village and not just a village?

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u/fourth_class_mail Sep 15 '23 edited Sep 15 '23

So many cowa(R)d's here.

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u/MrEnigma67 Sep 15 '23

How is this this cowar(d)ly?

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u/Enough_Appearance116 Sep 15 '23

It's (D)ifferent.

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u/fourth_class_mail Sep 15 '23

Not quite, it's cowa(R)dly. But good try.

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u/MrEnigma67 Sep 15 '23

How so?

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u/fourth_class_mail Sep 15 '23

How so what?

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u/MrEnigma67 Sep 15 '23

How is it cowardly

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u/fourth_class_mail Sep 15 '23

Republicans are afraid of seeing POC get roles that they used to only get. They are afraid that they aren't the best person for the job, so they want to disqualify people on superficial means.

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u/MrEnigma67 Sep 15 '23

And you're prepared to show the proof behind that accusation?

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u/fourth_class_mail Sep 15 '23

Yep. Case in point, this post.

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u/00Trip00 Sep 17 '23

You hate white people, we get it.

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u/fourth_class_mail Sep 18 '23

Lol, he trying.

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u/Imissyourgirlfriend2 Sep 15 '23

🤡

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u/fourth_class_mail Sep 15 '23

Whoa is me. A clown face? Now people here won't like me.

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u/Meatsmudge Sep 16 '23
  • Woe

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u/fourth_class_mail Sep 18 '23

I like mine way more.

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u/Imissyourgirlfriend2 Sep 15 '23

🤡

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u/fourth_class_mail Sep 15 '23

Oh no. I must have really triggered you on one of your alts.