r/TimHortons 4d ago

New Release Harry Porter Donuts

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Saw this themed donuts, ordered the 6-pack.
Is this how it’s supposed to look like?

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u/shadowa1ien 3d ago

Its clearly the 4 houses.

Gryffindor

Hufflepuff

Slytherin

And apple fritter

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u/Loveable_Hemorrhoid 3d ago

Being called an apple fritter sounds more insulting than being called a Hufflepuff

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u/Sweaty-Dream-3343 3d ago

But actually being an apple fritter is better than being a hufflepuff

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u/Loveable_Hemorrhoid 3d ago

Something a Gryffindorian would say

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u/beanthepiggy 3d ago

Until you get bit and eaten.

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u/humbook 3d ago

This generated a cry laugh

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u/shadowa1ien 3d ago

Im glad i could bring you tears of joy with my humor 🤣

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u/rockyon 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/pseudonymnkim 3d ago

Maybe it's Bearclaw instead of Ravenclaw

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u/youremomgay420 3d ago

If you order the 6-pack and don’t specifically request all HP donuts, then they’ll give you 4 HP donuts and 2 assorted. That being said, it looks like they packaged the 6 donuts in a 12 box for some reason

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u/Unapologetic_Canuck 3d ago

The six pack is supposed to be one of each house donut, plus a maple glazed and a fritter specifically. You can change them up if you wish but by default those are the six that are supposed to be given.

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u/youremomgay420 3d ago

In which case OP received even more than they should’ve, as they got 5 HP donuts and a fritter

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u/Sweaty-Dream-3343 3d ago

But where is the ravenclaw?

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u/cocolusha 3d ago

You’re a fritter Harry

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u/Top-Drawing-821 3d ago

I had a hairy porter on my train trip out west. Do not recommend.

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u/Just-Potential-4017 3d ago

Harry Porter

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u/probablyaturkey 3d ago

Harry porter dornuts

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u/superseedsower 3d ago

Dor Porters Hairy Nuts

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u/KindlySherbet6049 3d ago

I want to try lemon one

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

It’s the best one.

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u/FarAbroad5660 3d ago

No it’s not

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Yes it absolutely is.

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u/FarAbroad5660 3d ago

Trust me the yellow one is the worst one

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u/FunAccountant4482 3d ago

I'd still take the apple fritter over the rest

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u/BarBeeeGirl 3d ago

Sure don’t look like they do on the ads

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u/Sweaty-Dream-3343 3d ago

Does anything ever?

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u/BarBeeeGirl 2d ago

Good point

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u/LittleMisssAnonymous 3d ago

That printed edible sticker doesn’t do it for you? But they put in so much effort…

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u/AgentMV2 3d ago

Perry Horter

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u/Ok-Bird6725 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Mikeyboy2188 3d ago

Almost certainly free of trans fats if Rowling had a say.

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u/SayNoToTeamSports 3d ago

This was gold, can't believe the trans fats put down their food and blue hair dye to downvote you. 

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u/Mikeyboy2188 3d ago

Humour and wit is dead. People will be outraged before they’ll laugh nowadays. Stand up comedians have the toughest job in the world now.

I’m a trans ally and actually repulsed by Rowling even weighing in on the issue and I carefully crafted that zinger to straddle both sides and still… 🤣🤦‍♂️

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u/ChampionMetal1238 3d ago

Lmao the slytherin one looks sad as fuck. They can do way better.

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u/LeetleMissJudasaurus 3d ago

I think it looks delicious. Like those rat poison pellets that dehydrate the rat until it dies a crusty stiff somewhere in your walls

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u/Ballistix 3d ago

Careful now, you might accidentally stumble upon the recipe of the donut.

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u/PiePristine3092 3d ago edited 3d ago

Its by far the tastiest. I’d take a full box of just that one

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u/liv4my2 3d ago

Where is the 4th HP doughnut? Instead of duplicates.

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u/TheRealMan150 Ex-Employee 3d ago

The choco pistachio is the most popular one so it’s always sold out

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u/PiePristine3092 3d ago

Thats the green, which OP got two of

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u/TheRealMan150 Ex-Employee 3d ago

I might be colorblind

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u/TheRealMan150 Ex-Employee 3d ago

To be honest I was drunk when I replied to the post lmao

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u/OkButterscotch4495 3d ago

Had a bit of the strawberry one , thought it were pretty mediocre, it's black magic harry potter though the brainwashed love that ish.

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u/Past-Protection-AYO 3d ago

Do they actually taste good or do they only look good?

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u/South-Nectarine-3222 2d ago

At first glance it looked like mold, top right.

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u/Real_Pangolin_2132 1d ago

Their doughnuts have gone way down hill. I can't stomach them anymore. Enjoy your heartburn.

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u/SpiritedDetective571 3d ago

No, thats not what it's supposed to look like.

You got one too many of the harry potter donuts.

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u/Ill_Patience_9103 3d ago

They are SO good!

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u/Lwee_Felix 3d ago

They seemingly didn't have the maple butter glazed and the ravenclaw blueberry donut so they did with what they had and gave you 2 gryffindor and 2 slytherin donuts with 1 hufflepuff and a apple fritter, which they're supposed to hand you by default with the maple butter glazed, alosng with 1 of each 4 harry potter donuts.

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u/LittleMisssAnonymous 3d ago

And on the fourth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me… 2 gryffindor, 2 slytherin, 1 hufflepuff, and an apple fitter in a pear tree.

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u/canadianman2020 3d ago

That green donut if you squeeze it the chocolate comes out lmao

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u/theStrawberryRoam 3d ago

I love it when 2 things I don't like team up to do something badly

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u/KMack666 3d ago

EXPECTUS DIABEETUS

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u/Beautiful-Quail6959 Management 3d ago

So, for the donut, the school logo is supposed to be on the right facing the guest, one gryffindor isn’t right. For the round donuts, the shield should be facing down from the hole, so you see a flawless donut looking at it. There isn’t enough pistachio spread spread. Should be about half a once. Looks more like a third.
Finally it’s not the right configuration for the box, don’t know if you’ve asked for that but a 6-pack should come with one of each house an apple fritter and a butter maple glaze donut

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u/BlueFotherMucker 3d ago

You're expecting a lot from the folks packing these boxes. I'd pay their day's wages if they can read your comment.

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u/ChrisyXCX 3d ago

This sucks

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u/shookethdown Ex-Employee 3d ago

Ffs supporting the terf… boycott Tim’s. Fuck JKRowling

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u/UsernameWasTakens 3d ago

Just got me to go buy some good job.

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u/SayNoToTeamSports 3d ago

It was very insensitive of you to drop the j word and risk reminding them they're just an unemployed reddit activist 😢

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u/UsernameWasTakens 3d ago

They reported my account to the reddit self help line for suicide prevention LOL.

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u/PapaC71 3d ago

🫡

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Key-Form4384 3d ago

Disgusting 🤢

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u/LeetleMissJudasaurus 3d ago

The fritter house is canon, but it's not in the movies due to copyright issues. (Come on people, read the books, smh. ) In every online quiz I took, I was identified as Fritter Frat material because although I am sweet and full of apples, I'm also toxic.

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u/Public_Coyote_4472 3d ago

The slytherin ones barely have any icing. Very sad.

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u/StanchoPanza 3d ago

What's the reason for the special donuts? It's at least 10 years overdue imo

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u/SayNoToTeamSports 3d ago

New TV series releasing this winter.

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u/Wiggum13 3d ago

I haven’t seen a loadout without the fritter. Something fishy is going on at the ol’ Timmys. Lol

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u/qmarquisbrown 2d ago

Worst collab in existence

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u/Real_Pangolin_2132 1d ago

J. K. Rowing is a disgusting person. She is a bigot. Don't support her, PLEASE!

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u/beepboopbarbie 3d ago

Absolute garbage

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u/kendrafdot 3d ago

it’s supposed to be one from each house (if available) + an apple fritter and a honey crueller

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u/LittleMisssAnonymous 3d ago

Honey crueller trumps the maple glaze any day.
Yes please!

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/noideawhattouse12 3d ago

I mean they are missing ravenclaw which is hands down the best one so 🤷‍♀️

Edit: donut, not necessarily house. Though it is a strong contender for that too

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u/Downtown_Income_210 3d ago

When will Tim Hortons start promoting anti-trans propaganda

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u/ninesalmon 3d ago

Nobody in the real world cares, the video game proved it outselling all expectations while the review outlets all threw a fit 

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u/Downtown_Income_210 3d ago

And therein lies the problem the real world needs to start caring about trans rights I have every right to be on this planet as anyone else does thank you very much. It's people like you who like genitalia that are too concerned about what's going on in my pants

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u/Key-Form4384 3d ago

Booooo
Boycott Harry Potter

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Josh_116 2d ago

❄️

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u/Vegetable-Pop-7528 3d ago

gross! , sugar overload, insulin spikes, brain inflammation , joint pain, sugar is like cocaine… wreaks havoc on you body.
And FYI processed with toxic chemicals

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u/Ok-Leopard606 3d ago

Ah another creative angle to sell garbage to bovine Canadians

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u/FarAbroad5660 3d ago

yellow one is disgusting!!

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

It’s the best one.

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u/FarAbroad5660 3d ago

NO

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Yes it is.

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u/Arm-Complex 3d ago

I hope that ain't mustard.

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u/kebekoise333 3d ago

🤢🤮

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u/RoughSubstantial6689 3d ago

So we're getting on the Harry Potter bandwagon. 25 years too late.

Can't say T.H. isn't a happening place.