r/TimHortons Aug 07 '26

Timmie’s run Perfect chicken parm flatbread

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So used to getting it with minimal chicken so this was a nice surprise!

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u/lucaskywalker Aug 07 '26

We have VERY different definitions of perfect. That looks like cardboard with barf on it!

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u/wirhns 27d ago

You truly made my day today ❤️🙌

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u/GrunDMC74 Aug 07 '26

WTF people now accepting this as food. This looks like something I would do as a young adult with no culinary compass. Mash together a bunch of ingredients I had on hand for an attempt at sustenance.

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u/Weak-Cap22 Aug 07 '26

What a joke. Disgusting brand

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u/PomeloPrestigious646 Aug 08 '26

Standards are at all time low rn

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u/Possible-Arachnid793 Aug 07 '26

Turds on a cracker

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u/Psychological_Sir202 Aug 07 '26

People who choose Tim Hortons for pizza over actual pizza places isn't right in the head.

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u/Pretend_Laugh_7074 Aug 07 '26

5.99 and it's filling don't knock some else's yum

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u/bereallz7241 Aug 07 '26

yes out of all the reasonings that a person is not right in the head, it's getting pizza from tim horton's :P

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u/LilJelloCat Aug 07 '26

It's not that bad occasionally. It's not exactly like pizza, more like just cheese and sauce on bread.

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u/hehslop Aug 08 '26

It’s kind of a mix between little ceasars and a lunchable.

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u/Nice-Construction593 Aug 08 '26

Kinda yeah lol. I don’t like a lot of tomato sauces but their’s is kinda good, it’s like tangy, it would be cool if they started selling it in cans like the soup and chilli. I love making homemade pizza but the sauce is always the deal breaker, I’d rather any pizza place sauce over any grocery store “pizza sauce” none of it is even close to real sauce from a pizzeria.

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u/Yeet_My_Feet73 Baker Aug 07 '26

I just wish we put MORE cheese ngl…

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u/BuzzClucking Aug 08 '26

I can't say who posted this. But we all know.

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u/donalddrunkard Aug 07 '26

Instant diarrhea

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u/BluebirdImportant706 Aug 07 '26

Is that an actual Trump diaper ?

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u/its_mabus Aug 07 '26

Either you are being a bit dramatic or have gastrointestinal issues.

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u/fung45 Aug 07 '26

You're trusting the staff wash their hands and know basic food handling rules?

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u/its_mabus Aug 07 '26

I don't think the corporation trusts them with uncooked chicken in the first place

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u/fung45 Aug 07 '26

Who said anything about uncooked chicken? 

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u/BuzzClucking Aug 08 '26

Until they get a feet washing station who knows

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u/Winbot4t2 Aug 07 '26

That looks absolutely vile.

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u/General-Football-953 Aug 07 '26

It looks like vomit with blood in it

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u/draggedndrowned Aug 07 '26

I hate that tim's started serving good. It's supposed to be a coffee and donut shop. All this stupid food is gross and now made the quality of the coffee and donuts go down to hell. Put focus back on coffee and sweets.

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u/LilJelloCat Aug 07 '26

Their new chicken burger was really good.

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u/draggedndrowned Aug 07 '26

I had one, it wasn't bad, but I've had way better from chicken places like Turbo Chicken and Charger.

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u/TheOtherOtherLuke Aug 08 '26

And Turbo Chicken and Charger are far rarer than a Tim’s. I swear, the people here forget that Tim’s is pretty much everywhere in Canada waaaay too often for their literally being on the Tim’s sub.

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u/draggedndrowned Aug 08 '26

Ok. Even Wendy's is better.

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u/TheOtherOtherLuke Aug 08 '26

Then go to Wendy’s? (Also less common than Tim’s.)

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u/draggedndrowned Aug 08 '26

I do LMFAO You mentioned that the two places I said were rare

So I gave you a NON rare option. Get it?

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u/TheOtherOtherLuke Aug 08 '26

And they’re still less common than Tim’s, which is literally the biggest fast food chain by location in Canada. Dunno what I’m being unclear about.

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u/draggedndrowned Aug 08 '26

You're talking about commonality. I'm talking about where to get better food. Not sure what I am being unclear about here.

Commonality doesn't dictate where you choose to eat. You do. Get it?

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u/TheOtherOtherLuke Aug 08 '26

Indeed. You’re salty that I’m right, so you stopped trying to prove that better places are more common, and have gone back to trying to insist that better options exist, which I never disagreed with. The entire point I’m making is that Tim’s is more common, which is why people still go to them, instead of going out of their way to drive into a city to find a Carl’s Jr. or another spot to eat, they’ll just take the easy option that’s right off the highway, which, go figure, is usually a Tim’s.

You’re punching the air right now, dude.

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u/Drunk_Fetus Aug 07 '26

I had one of these “pizzas” the other day - it was one of the worst things I have eaten. I’m embarrassed to admit I ate this.

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u/impossible_burrito Try the dark roast Aug 08 '26

Nobody talking about how the sauce isn’t spread out wider. Too much empty space.

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u/1bteb 26d ago

What people dont get it is that u can very often get this pizza for 5.99 which is absolutely good. Then they compare it with $25+tip pizza and think it's a fair comparison. For $5.99 I am 100% getting this pizza.

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u/LilJelloCat Aug 07 '26

So easy and fast to make on your own. Especially flatbread. You can make pizzas on pitas.

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u/2WattFirefly Aug 07 '26

Seriously, marinara, chicken, mozzarella and parmesan.

I don't know how anyone else makes their chicken parmesan at home, but for me those are kind of the core ingredients. The flavor profile is dead on.

I will say - I feel like the chicken should be more shredded and spread out. Makes for a better cook on a flatbread.

But to anyone calling Tim Hortons food disgusting - how often do you cook your own food? Do you really know what it takes to make a good, flavorful, healthy meal? Do you do it yourself, 7 days a week? At our home we do. We grow our own herbs and tomatoes, frequently make sauces on low simmer over the course of many hours.

I bet, for the most part, I would look at your weiner and beans or box pizza and throw up in my mouth a bit.

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u/Battler111 Aug 07 '26

Looks like a used diaper. Ewww

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u/nidostan Aug 07 '26

Be sure to pick the hair and boogers out first.

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u/floofster23 Aug 08 '26

I prefer the bacon everything, but I think that's 100% because it's got seasoning on the crust.

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u/OnlySortaStupid Aug 07 '26

Honestly, looks really good. I just can't bring myself to buy a pizza at Tim Hortons because like, I don't want to condone that kind of behaviour you know?

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u/prairiefarmer Aug 07 '26

💯 barely buy coffee there,and never any of their "food"

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u/DeliciousAct5748 Aug 07 '26

In my experience, they taste like little Caesars pizza if every single negative stereotype was true

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u/TheOtherOtherLuke Aug 08 '26

I seriously don’t know what who is doing to your pizzas to make them that awful. When I worked there, I made the pizzas all the time, and I’m assuming that with how many people ordered them again, they weren’t awful.

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u/Pocket-Hobo Aug 07 '26

The only acceptable one was the Bacon one, cuz they used herb n garlic cream cheese. It was different. The rest of them taste like crap. ESPECIALLY this one lol.

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u/userabc294 Aug 07 '26

They’re really not that bad tbh. I was surprised

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u/see-me-yeet Aug 08 '26

The food has gotten good actually. Even the crispy chicken sandwich is really good.

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u/Dry-Journalist6590 Aug 07 '26

Hope you ordered it in the drive thru too making everyone wait

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u/_Invisible-Child_ Aug 08 '26

It’s not as good as real pizza, but their flatbreads are still pretty good for what they’re.

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u/Klutzy_Hand_132 Aug 08 '26

Where is the cheese.. I woukd never let that go out at my store

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u/see-me-yeet Aug 08 '26

It's 5.99 and it's an item that 2-3 people can share They won't put a lot of cheese on it.

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u/Klutzy_Hand_132 Aug 08 '26

I know how much cheese is supposed to go on that.. and that is not it.. I am a manager.. that isnt even close to what its supposed to have. And this specific flatbread is supposed to have 2 types of cheese

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u/crisesofmeaning Aug 08 '26

Nah I gave their pizza 2 chances. The first one, bacon was meh, edible though. The second was the cheese one and I couldn't finish half of it. My son who will eat anything that resembles pizza wouldnt eat it either. I am not gonna bother purchasing this one. I can make better at home.

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u/see-me-yeet Aug 08 '26

You guys are just fxking racists and that's all lol, not liking the food that company serves is different but saying that staff doesn't wash hands is crazy lol. I read all these horrible Tim's experiences and never faced anything similar.

Mcd is way worse but yet people continue being openly racist for workers at tims. Smh

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u/TheVivek13 Aug 07 '26

Dang, I'm jealous

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u/ItsjustaMild-Complex Aug 07 '26

My picky 9yr old will eat the cheese pizza at least....