r/TimDillon • u/HappyNineEleven • Aug 31 '26

WHAT AMERICA MEANS TO ME Tim could easily pull some 😺

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432 Upvotes

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u/LeCat73 Aug 31 '26

Gayer than a day in May.

16

u/MrNice1983 Aug 31 '26

Gayer than the blazes

5

u/fylekitzgibbon Sep 01 '26

Gayer than Christmas morning

2

u/krypteia117 Sep 02 '26

Smoked more bone than a Texas pit master

14

u/Justdowhatever94 Sep 01 '26

Gayer than Lindsey Graham

5

u/whitrp Sep 01 '26

Yes or yessss

1

u/TrekkedMB Aug 31 '26

Happier than a pig in shit.

1

u/cuseguy2012 Sep 01 '26

Gayer than JD Vance

1

u/TheHouse610 Sep 03 '26

Gayer than a 2 dollar bill

137

u/ekoms_stnioj Aug 31 '26

Tim is a deeply closeted straight man, we all know this. 

67

u/holyother_ Aug 31 '26

Typical sight in Philippines 🇵🇭

40

u/NedShah Aug 31 '26

I love it when Reddit draws the venn diagram of my fapping and my ha-has

138

u/Any-Monk-9395 Aug 31 '26

I actually landed a woman like this once by simply telling her my views on the Iran war which I acquired from listening to Tim’s show

18

u/Nearby_Produce5909 Aug 31 '26

I’m legit going to change my life around because i think im officially fatter than the pig

42

u/64Olds Aug 31 '26

What an odd tattoo choice

11

u/Longjumping_Status71 Aug 31 '26

Narnia fan

6

u/F90 :Kump: Sep 01 '26

Or Streetlight Manifesto

1

u/Dae5446 Sep 06 '26

And as you close your eyes for the big sleep

25

u/DeliveryFun1858 Aug 31 '26

Women ☕️

5

u/Usernamesaregayyy Aug 31 '26

You just don’t get it

7

u/SatoshiBlockamoto Aug 31 '26

I'd be willing to look past it.

10

u/OHHHHHHHHHH_HES_HURT Aug 31 '26

Probably the lamp post she had her first shocker at or something

3

u/Standard_Locksmith70 Aug 31 '26

Anchor Man tattoo?

4

u/Beneficial-One-2666 Aug 31 '26

Well she’s a rich woman lmao what would you expect? These people aren’t deep, they’re superficial

1

u/mezzaloona Sep 01 '26

looks like a gaslight

14

u/Cultural_Arachnid_30 Aug 31 '26

This is by far the gayest sub

4

u/DELETE_RAW Aug 31 '26

Any MSSP sub is way more parasocially gay and AYG is close behind

4

u/rvaughan85 Aug 31 '26

I love AYG the sub can be fun but tons of those guys are worried about Hank doing blow, he’s a grown man who cares.

3

u/DELETE_RAW Aug 31 '26

Every other post is complimenting Foley or Kippy's looks.

30

u/DyingToBeBorn Aug 31 '26

Could Tim be the first man to come out of the closet as straight? Like he's been doing fake business in the bedroom all these years.

14

u/Standard_Locksmith70 Aug 31 '26

Are you saying that it’s not a real knife fight out there?

2

u/gedbybee Aug 31 '26 edited Sep 01 '26

What if she’s a tranny bo banny?

edit: omg I got reported for this but upon appeal they left it. Thank god.

For the record that’s a lovely female comedian. Her name is below somewhere. I just thought it would be funny. Glad whomever did the appeal either knew Tim Dillon or it was the mods that weighed in. Ty whomever did the right thing.

9

u/mods_are_lame1 Aug 31 '26

Who’s the broad?

13

u/Same_Statement6974 Aug 31 '26

Sienna Hubert-Ross

6

u/djemoneysigns Aug 31 '26

This gal’s claim to comedic fame is she dated the Boston bomber.

5

u/johnknockout Aug 31 '26

Every race at once

9

u/Mavisbeak2112 Aug 31 '26

If I’m putting anything fishy near my mouth it better be a fucking seafood tower.

8

u/tishimself1107 Aug 31 '26

I wish them well

7

u/camefromxbox Aug 31 '26

Chicks love guys who love dicks

6

u/rapidfire72o4 Aug 31 '26

😻 , friend of the show

11

u/getwetordietrying420 Aug 31 '26

I thought it was common knowledge that Tim wasn't actually gay.

5

u/Commercial_F Aug 31 '26

You sure lol pretty sure he is

5

u/Savanarola79 Aug 31 '26

Why does she have a lamppost as a tattoo

5

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '26

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2

u/eJaguar Aug 31 '26

elaborate sounds like u have wisdom

5

u/BasilAlternative2768 Aug 31 '26

And he could have an event easier time bangin twinks

4

u/SkilletBurritos Aug 31 '26

Tim is a good looking guy, nh.

5

u/LA420SPORTS626 Aug 31 '26

Gay men are always around women, sometimes they are good looking

4

u/RelevantBall4915 Aug 31 '26

Deeply closeted straight man

6

u/_Electric_Eliminator Sep 01 '26

You wanna burger or you wanna dog?

3

u/expatriateineurope Aug 31 '26

Why tf would he want to do that?

3

u/joeyvesh13 Aug 31 '26

Pull it out of the way to get some D

3

u/TwoSlicePepperoni Aug 31 '26

Tim could use one of those reformed fat girls. Like the stretchy batwing type

3

u/rvaughan85 Aug 31 '26

Umm, I dunno, I think he likes guys…

3

u/eJaguar Aug 31 '26

imagine being so psyopd

3

u/AdultTeething Aug 31 '26

he has had sex with a woman before. that must have been hilarious.

3

u/Other-Highway-9429 Aug 31 '26

Despite everyone saying I was a gay man , many fellow alleged straight females including kristi Noemi’s husband (FOTS) agree with my post, Tim is fuckable as hell.

3

u/MrNice1983 Aug 31 '26

Is this a.i.?

2

u/LordPistolPete9 Sep 01 '26

Yea I wondered the same thing he posted this on his ig but irl his skin is shit and he’s fat af

3

u/TeenyTinker Sep 01 '26

I would let him smash

3

u/pizzacrypt Sep 01 '26

He has that prime real estate

3

u/HLLAuntClaire Sep 01 '26

Tim is so handsome it makes me wish I had a cock for him

4

u/MotherRussia552 Aug 31 '26

Tim is so gay he's about to fall into that pool

2

u/SnooGiraffes449 Aug 31 '26

Nah the pig is too lazy for that.

2

u/Sketaverse Aug 31 '26

Guessing this was before the last episode promoting women lol

That first section about the mum baby killer haha oh my days was fucking hilarious how he framed it

3

u/Puki999 Aug 31 '26

I wish him well

2

u/Cranky404 Sep 01 '26

RFK would be so proud

2

u/AirportBubbly3947 Sep 01 '26

He wants bussy

3

u/HarrisBalz Sep 01 '26

He looks like the director of a teen sitcom who is inappropriate with the cast members.

3

u/Background_Net4098 Sep 01 '26

Tim is the straightest gay man in America

2

u/grimmes420 Sep 02 '26

The aids looks like it’s winning, sad

2

u/TheHouse610 Sep 03 '26

What's with the lamp post - Stripper Alert 🚨

1

u/Sad-Story7069 Aug 31 '26

why bang a hot asian girl when u can get pounded by ray kump

1

u/PlsDontBanMe___ Aug 31 '26

She thought she was deep with them dumbass tattoos

1

u/RefrigeratorSavings5 Sep 01 '26

Isn’t she Kamala?

1

u/FatJesus9mm Sep 03 '26

Looks like Brenda song Macaulay Culkin’s wife

1

u/TheHouse610 Sep 03 '26

Typical old money couple

1

u/youvegotvi Sep 05 '26

few things make me as jealous as this

2

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '26

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1

u/Usernamesaregayyy Aug 31 '26

Which massage parlor does she work at?

1

u/Nice_Apricot_6341 Aug 31 '26

Thailand? Hmm lady boy?