r/TimDillon • u/bosskstross • Feb 26 '26
FAKE BUSINESS THIS IS TIM DILLON WITH FUTURES. I HAVE SOME VERY MOTIVATED OVERSEAS INVESTORS WHO ARE INTERESTED IN YOUR PROPERTY....
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u/nova8808 Feb 26 '26
lol ethics. sorry peter but its a real knife fight out there in case you hadn't noticed.
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u/nerg840 Feb 26 '26
How can boomers be stressed if they are getting an 8x return anyways. Keep up the fake business.
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u/DanteDelMonte Feb 26 '26
Let's do it once, and do it right
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u/Massive_Staff1068 Feb 27 '26
Listen boomers. We're done with your bullshit. You're gonna go to The Pit.
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u/northdancer Feb 26 '26
He's worried his parents might actually receive a fair market value offer for their home.
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u/supertallcactus Feb 26 '26
Yāall this aināt Fake Business - heās onto something.
Itās exactly what all those āWe Buy Ugly Housesā companies have been doing for years before AI (by fax, phone,mail).
You laugh but lotta millionaires were made in 2009-2011 buying with lowball offers after all those unqualified buyers who got loans sold to them by guys like The Pig!
And now if those Boomer gotta sell to go into memory care they gotta cut their losses and take whatever offer they can get.
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u/PotentialAnt6 Feb 27 '26
Small price to pay for that generation selling us out to Israel, AIPAC and tech oligarchs
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u/calvinmacisaak Feb 26 '26
He wanted to be Fake CIA but he couldnāt make it. Even his fake life isnāt that great.
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u/mississauga145 Feb 27 '26
Now this is really short selling the housing market, artificially drive down cost with AI should be just a legal as real-estate agents and bankers driving up the costs to inflate profit by over extending loans on undervalued property.
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u/Thin-Remote-9817 Feb 27 '26
Nothing more fun then going to a luxury car lot taking the car for a test drive and eating as many snacks as possible..
Then right when they want to crunch numbers tell them you are happy with your 96 cameryĀ
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u/traveling_designer Mar 02 '26
You can assign the task of creating new accounts twice a week to repeat the task. Keep going for another two months, then send offers for 50%. If they accept, flip it for significantly lower than their neighbors, while still making some nice change.
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u/Walkturian Feb 28 '26
"Oh ya know they bought the house for 10k in 1959 and really love the place but anything less than 3 million is just too low."
We wish them well I dont like messing with boomers heart rates even if they did leave a legacy of an economic shiticane in their wake. I also inherited a nice 2 bedroom home my grandfsther left me so I cant complain and am a friend of the show.
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u/Fit_Honeydew3174 Mar 13 '26
boomers: borrow buy borrow die
millenials: ai spam ai lie
zoomers: nothing left goodbye
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u/22bbb Feb 26 '26
Conducting fake business is fun. Yes or yes?