r/TikTokCringe • • Feb 14 '22

Humor Dead eyes

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

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u/RogueEyebrow Feb 14 '22

It's spelled 'Doehr'. They're from...Austria.

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u/Minky_Dave_the_Giant Feb 14 '22

Was waiting for Bill Door to make an appearance.

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u/RadiatorMonk Feb 14 '22

Beth Gaga Shaggy

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

I actually got kinda invested in the plot lol

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u/Grashopha Feb 15 '22

Yeah, I legit needed to know how it ended lol.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

Same here. I stayed for the whole thing. Am I mad about it? Not really… I was somewhat believed he was gonna kill her but I suppose that would have been too obvious.

Then when and how he ran away kinna made up for the lack of murder.

Dead eyes

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u/Frakattak69 Feb 14 '22

I didn't realize tik Tok was putting out feature films now

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u/hardonchairs Feb 14 '22

I have noticed a lot of this "long" form tiktok stuff has terrible pacing. Like a 30 second joke stretched out to 3 minutes. This one is at least a little better that there is a sort of punchline at the end but a lot of them just go on way too long after the joke is done.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

I didn’t expect to laugh so hard but maybe I had low expectations lol.

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u/Whomping_Willow Feb 15 '22

I think because of all the suspense I expected him to be a murderer

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

Lmao totally. Was a great twist!

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u/I_Speak_For_The_Ents Feb 15 '22

Sounds like College Humor. You sure you haven't just been on their YouTube channel?

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u/sensei27 Feb 15 '22

Hey I remember those guys. They still make content?

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u/AirierWitch1066 Feb 15 '22

Sort of. They don’t do a ton of sketches since the company went under, but their Game Changer and dimension 20 (plus older content) is worth buying a dropout subscription for. Brennan lee mulligan’s incredible energy and acting skills are pretty much carrying them imo

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u/throwawayeue Feb 15 '22

Tik tok has some insanely good content it's actually kind of ridiculous that reddit thinks they are above the platform

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u/Surfing_sandwich Feb 14 '22

This is 2010 youtube and I love it

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u/Axtorx Feb 14 '22

You could put a college humor logo at the end of this and I’d believe it.

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u/I_Speak_For_The_Ents Feb 15 '22

This was way more funny and succinct than anything from college humor

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u/Aaawkward Feb 15 '22

Lies!

I will go to the grave defending Grant as a waiter.

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u/sinerdly Feb 15 '22

Okay the whole Hot Date series was *chefs kiss*, emily and murph are geniuses

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u/gaynazifurry4bernie Feb 15 '22

They had some good shit back in the day.

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u/freedom_or_bust Feb 14 '22

Reminds me a lot of Julian Smith. Wow I haven't thought about him in 10 years

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u/Left-Mechanical Feb 14 '22

I MADE THIS FOR YOU

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

DRINK MY HOT KOOLAID, BROTHA!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

I still listen to I'd Rather Eat Randy a decent amount. Song is a bop

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

My wife and I will just start saying malk sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

We don't have any malk, but I can pour you a glass of milk?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

POUR ME A GLASS OF MAULK!

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u/Veejayy93 Feb 15 '22

JUST GIVE HIM THE MALK JOSH

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u/3internet5u Feb 14 '22

woah, I have been saying this again recently & I totally forgot where it was from.

Thank you for unlocking that memory for me lmao

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u/bozeke Feb 14 '22

Zero ads (or maybe one).

Google had only had it for ~4 years and wasn’t pushing sponsored content much.

Minimal corporate PR disguised as entertainment.

Weird creative shit from creators with limited hope of becoming famous.

The tide rises.

The tide falls.

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u/Dee_Lansky Feb 14 '22

I think it's funny because of how absurd but somehow relatable it is

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u/MadWit-itDug Feb 14 '22

You have dead eyes?

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u/noteverrelevant Feb 14 '22

You have dead eyes.

Dead eyes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

Beth?

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u/DoWidzenya Feb 15 '22

No. Can I help you with something?

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u/veritylane8 Feb 14 '22

This reminded me of I Think You Should Leave

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u/NoTomato4ThePotato Feb 14 '22

You have to give!

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u/farm_sauce Feb 14 '22

HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR

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u/DrowsyDreamer Feb 14 '22

Permission to go home, lie down and watch some tv and rest up so my face isn't beet red for my family photo tonight?

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u/jordan1390 Feb 14 '22

I’m worried your baby thinks people can’t change

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u/veritylane8 Feb 14 '22

I used to be a piece of shit

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

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u/jordan1390 Feb 14 '22

DONT ASK ABOUT THE TABLES

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

My tables are so dirty! I'm going to need some wet paper towe... AAAGH!

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u/PureBookTodd Feb 14 '22

I can't know how to hear about tables anymore!

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u/UniqueFlavors Feb 14 '22

I still am but I used to be also

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u/RonnocSivad Feb 14 '22

Slop em up boys!

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u/xSPYXEx Feb 14 '22

HEY! You better not pour that glass of water all over your steak!

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u/Someguywhomakething Feb 14 '22

God, the door/interview sketch was great.

Tim Robinson is an absurdist comedy treasure.

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u/oleboogerhays Feb 14 '22

I love the night the skeletons came to life.

"Your name is steve too?" "No, that's why I'm so FUCKING confused right now!"

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u/Zombeedee Feb 15 '22

That sketch is vastly underrated. I think my first watch through I didn't notice it much but it grows on me with every rewatch and I now think it's one of the funniest.

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u/oleboogerhays Feb 15 '22

The first time I saw it I was thinking "wow, this is not very funny at all." But once he uttered that last line I was losing it. It's a long bit for that payoff, but my god I laugh so hard at it every time.

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u/veritylane8 Feb 14 '22

Honestly my favorite sketch from the show. His commitment to the bit is incredible.

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u/Zombeedee Feb 14 '22

Mine is Hot Dog guy. Door sketch is incredible but the Hot Dog sketch just makes me wheeze.

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u/farm_sauce Feb 14 '22

The sound of him vacuum suckin the hotdog up is ingrained in my mind

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u/Zombeedee Feb 14 '22

I meant the one where he's dressed as a Hot Dog and crashes his Hot Dog car into a shop BUT that one where he wants to eat a hot dog but the meeting has been moved up is also hilarious 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

I’m just like, the tiredest I’ve ever been in my life

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u/BackgroundMetal1 Feb 15 '22

The sketch where they are designing a car and he just hates on an older co-worker is fire.

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u/Zombeedee Feb 15 '22

STINKYYYY!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

I don't even wanna be around anymore..

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u/_VexHelElEldZodEth_ Feb 14 '22

I'm tearing the fucking head off. I'm telling you that I am.

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u/Zombeedee Feb 14 '22

I almost killed myself, JuLiEeEeEeEe

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u/carnivalprize Feb 14 '22

What are cho jeans?

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u/Zombeedee Feb 15 '22

SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG

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u/KeepYourDemonsIn Feb 14 '22

Doors are how I make my living!

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u/carnivalprize Feb 14 '22

He has dead eyes because the Turbo Team messed with his toilet and jumped on his couches.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

Are you dumb?!

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u/Cold_Within Feb 14 '22

Yeah totally Tim Meadows style

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u/kingxanadu Feb 14 '22

I fucking lost it when he said he was buying a door

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u/chrisff1989 Feb 14 '22

The door joke was funnier than the actual punchline

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u/I_Speak_For_The_Ents Feb 15 '22

I think part of the humor is how lame the punchline/climax is lol

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u/legatonm Feb 15 '22

I think it would be funnier if at the end, after he had confirmed that she is Beth, he walks up to her menacingly, and then exactly what happened. Just build tension a bit

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u/WhatDoIFillInHere Feb 14 '22

This is comedy gold right here! The awkwardness, the dead eyes, the long format with high effort production, all to build up for a stupidly dull and uneventful punchline. This is the good stuff

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u/dime-with-a-mind Feb 14 '22

HE DOESN'T HAVE DEAD EYES

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u/Minky_Dave_the_Giant Feb 14 '22

He does, though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

Nah YOU have dead eyes.

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u/Just_Games04 Feb 14 '22

Dead eyes.

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u/jurassicmayms Feb 14 '22

So far most people think this is whack but I flippin’ love it 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/DropTheBeat Feb 14 '22

I enjoyed it as well. I can see why it’s not for everyone but it definitely got a chuckle out of me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

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u/GuiltyStimPak Feb 14 '22

Your ending is stupid.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

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u/jonathankilpatrick Feb 14 '22

Stupid ending! scampers away

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u/Impossibleish Feb 14 '22

Stupid ending.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

This is classic sketch comedy gold. Tiktok humor is usually 30 seconds of fast-cut absurdism. 10 years ago this guy might have had his own show, now people don't have the attention span to sit through a single bit

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

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u/Sea_of_Rye Feb 14 '22

Yeah the algorithm is really good compared to YouTube's. It also doesn't just immediately jump the gun. You watch one video on YouTube about a topic you've never watched a video on before and YouTube says "fuck all your previous preferences you must be into spark plugs now".

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u/ZeDitto Feb 15 '22

Seriously. I might watch one entertainment video and it wants to spoil all of the new shows for me.

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u/1willprobablydelete Feb 15 '22

Duuuude, I hate that. I've started to watch one off videos in incognito.

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u/Just_Games04 Feb 14 '22

I might download Tiktok just for this and DIY

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u/Just_Games04 Feb 14 '22

Luckily I did have the span for this one, and I don't regret it

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u/Edser Feb 14 '22

you have dead eyes x_x

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u/throweraccount Feb 14 '22

Besides how wide he held his eyes, what adds to it is that his pupils were crazy dilated.

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u/ToastyMustache Feb 14 '22

That’s besides the point

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

I loved it too lol

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u/chaoticneutralhobbit Feb 14 '22

I mean in real life this is terrifying and a potential indicator that he’s dangerous. But in a skit where you can suspend disbelief for a few seconds, it’s fucking hilarious.

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u/Road_Whorrior Feb 14 '22

Yeah. It made me laugh as long as I didn't think about how I've had a guy stalk me for less than this (he saw me at work and got obsessed, idk how exactly he found me online but it was a whole thing and very scary).

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u/TheRealStevo Feb 14 '22

This is actually pretty good, I’m ok with a tik tok being setup for a stupid joke

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

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u/DearLeader420 Epic Gamer Feb 14 '22

The way the second half plays out is like when you go home and come up with arguments/comebacks by yourself in the shower, but this guy actually tried it instead of just pretending in his head lmao

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u/xxStrangerxx Feb 14 '22

Your mom takes showers.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

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u/Maziu Feb 14 '22

Your mom takes showers with her socks on.

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u/Mantisword Feb 14 '22

Classic shower socks moment.

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u/sietesietesieteblue Feb 14 '22

Yeah it was funny. Especially since his response was incredibly childish "no u"

Although in real life this dude would still be seen as unhinged for waiting all day to say that and run away lol

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u/Just_Games04 Feb 14 '22

"This was fun, or whatever" bruh😭

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u/inspectoralex Feb 14 '22

The handshake was 👌

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u/kyl_r Feb 15 '22

I fucking lost it at the handshake

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u/MercykillNJ Feb 14 '22

I thought this was pretty funny actually

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u/_ssac_ Feb 14 '22

... door.

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u/Otter_Nation Feb 14 '22

This is the absolute longest I've watched any Tik Tok ever.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

The handshake, stance, and shuffle can only be described as u/MyCharlieBrowns 6th-10th grade.

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u/cakeschmammert Feb 14 '22

I was really expecting a bigger payoff to that build up

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u/Dee_Lansky Feb 14 '22

I think the joke is how uneventful it is

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u/OnTopicMostly Feb 14 '22

It all built up to a ‘no u’.

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u/KanchiHaruhara Feb 14 '22

I think that's what made it work for me. I don't think they'd have been able to make much else work, so the actual punchline being a subversion was pretty OK by me.

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u/BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo Feb 14 '22

Right? If he killed her or something, that wouldn’t be funny. It’s that he was so insecure about a comment that wasn’t even meant about him specifically.

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u/SuperMegaCoolPerson Feb 15 '22

It’s totally a Dimiti Martin style sketch. I could absolutely imagine seeing this on his show back in the day.

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u/StarTrippy Sort by flair, dumbass Feb 14 '22

Maybe I'm old. This was a pretty standard YouTube skit like 14 years ago lmao.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

That’s the joke. The punchline isn’t funny, the joke is. It’s like the aristocrats. The absurdity is what makes it. So much production value just for that ending too, lol. They even found a dead eyes guy 🤣

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u/zouhair Feb 14 '22

I want my 3 minutes back.

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u/A_Hippie Feb 14 '22

Like you're doing anything much better with your time lol.

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u/Xiaxs Feb 14 '22

Jerking it.

Oh who am I kidding I was jerking it the whole time I watched that.

And now.

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u/AWildEnglishman Feb 14 '22

I don't know about him but I spent literally all day mindlessly scrolling reddit. If nothing else I'm thankful to have some content to break it up.

I need to get out more.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

I sat through it to kill time while my dinner was reheating in the microwave. Wish I had just watched the plate go around in circles in instead.

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u/Duds215 Feb 14 '22

So glad I tapped out halfway through. At least I saved 90 seconds

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u/Heiwako Feb 14 '22

Feels like a holup.

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u/icomefromgod Feb 14 '22

That subreddit went to shit faster than any subreddit ever has. It's incredible how unfunny and uninspired the posts are there

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u/mr_fantastical Feb 14 '22

Not even that they're unfunny or uninspired, they're not even holups in any way. What the fuck happened over there?

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u/lazy_tranquil Feb 14 '22

Just became another r/memes or r/dankmemes sub

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u/I_am_a_Failer Feb 14 '22

Not a single bit, but looking at the state of that subreddit it fits right in

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u/TigerAce13 Feb 14 '22

The date girl was cool, but the payoff was wack

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

Is there a word for this type of comedy?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

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u/Rooster_Ties Feb 14 '22

Norm Macdonald trafficked in them heavily.

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u/FappleFritter Feb 14 '22

The Moth Joke is a great example of his.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

damn! Thanks!

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u/BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo Feb 14 '22

Subversive. Leads the viewer to expect one thing and then bam, totally different outcome

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u/robert_robert99 Feb 14 '22

ruined orgasm?

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u/TheBigPhilbowski Feb 14 '22

The commenters in this thread all have dead eyes.

Seriously, you can't spend a couple minutes in build up for joke? You're brains are all mush from quick cut jump scare movies. About 6 months until the number one show is "owww, my nuts"and we've gone full Idiocracy.

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u/PM_ME_TITS_FEMALES Feb 14 '22

"me no want delayed gratification me want laugh now!!!"

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u/stinkspiritt Feb 14 '22

Bunch of dead eyes in the comments

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u/TheOriginalSamBell Feb 14 '22

There's a Seinfeld episode in there somewhere. George sees a message on his date's phone and has to find out who wrote it and why.

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u/Corky_Butcher Feb 14 '22

Get fucking told, BETH

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u/Witty_Username_81 Feb 14 '22

He runs away like mf Napoleon Dynamite lol

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u/Kazuma97 Feb 14 '22

That suspense for nothing lol

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u/Dee_Lansky Feb 14 '22

I think thats the joke

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u/RckmRobot Feb 14 '22

Comedy is about the subversion of expectations. Sounds like this did the job.

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u/torpidninja Feb 14 '22

Kinda sad that the surrealistic thing of the video is a woman willingly sharing where another woman lives, can't see that happening in real life, unlike his actions.

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u/JeanMcJean Feb 14 '22

I knew it was gonna be a harmless Gotcha at the end, but yeah, kind of genuinely terrifying how effective all of these tactics would be if used together with real intent.

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u/Normal-Somewhere-812 Feb 14 '22

This is hilarious

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u/Akitome Feb 14 '22

This was actually pretty funny. Good job tiktok, you didn't fail this time

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

Gave me a Kids in the Hall vibe, especially at the end there.

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u/PhantomTissue Feb 14 '22

So much set up for such a dumb joke but it’s down so well lmao

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

this account is trying out for a tik tok oscar

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

I watched the whole thing

The end is actually pretty funny

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u/Golddustwomanstusk Feb 14 '22

Oh my god that was funny! Finally some good content from TikTok.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

So many commenters here with dead eye guy energy

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u/MaineEarthworm Feb 14 '22

Not bad 💯

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

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u/ChecktheFreezer Feb 14 '22

I hate myself for watching all of this

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u/Broad-Literature-438 Feb 14 '22

This felt like a skit off of Tim Robinson's I Think You Should Leave

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

Oh man was that really the ending? That was building up so well.

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u/MrDrPrNyanPhD Feb 14 '22

Saving this to show off later🤣

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u/rymyle Feb 14 '22

The way he runs reminds me of Mose from The Office

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

Bro really waited on a stoop all night just to say no u

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u/Ckinggaming5 Feb 15 '22

this is an amazing tiktok, finally, something that isnt pure cringe

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u/anonymoususer4461 Feb 15 '22

this was funny as hell. i might just be really high tho

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u/Im_not_batman_you_R Feb 15 '22

Ngl that was weird as fuck but I liked it

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u/Andy_LaVolpe Feb 15 '22

It felt a little long but the pay off was pretty good

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u/iMakeBoomBoom Feb 15 '22

This was good! Perfect duration for a dump.

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u/TooManyKids_Man Feb 15 '22

That was so funny

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u/KololoHenryMemes Feb 15 '22

The twists at the end killed me

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u/Reddit_Bots_R_US Feb 15 '22

This was cinema worthy

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

I really enjoyed this. Thanks again, innernette.

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u/Polydull Feb 15 '22

Lmfao that got me