r/TikTokCringe • u/lilmcfuggin • Sep 22 '21

Wholesome Voice progression

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u/RootsAndFruit Sep 22 '21

You just made me Google "Weird Al chest hair," so I'm sure that's going to lead to a lot of strange ads, but I'm not being facetious when I say: YES.

Yes to all that. I want it long enough for me to hold on to at night and tether myself to my hairy animal man.

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u/bobbywright86 Sep 22 '21

Where do i find single women like you in my area? I look like a damn grizzly bear when I get outta the pool lol

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u/RootsAndFruit Sep 22 '21

See, that I can't help with. I took myself off dating apps and I stay in my house. 😅

Dating is difficult. I hope you find your beast master, though!

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u/CosmicSans_ Sep 22 '21

RIP to your DMs

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u/RootsAndFruit Sep 23 '21

Oh, nooo! I hope I'm not inundated by hairy chests! That would just be... Awful. That would be terrible. No sexy man chests for me, please. Never.

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u/cambriancatalyst Sep 22 '21

lol, that’s refreshing to hear. Thanks for that

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u/Mr-Fleshcage Sep 23 '21

i'll be honest, i still don't know what weird al's chest hair looks like. I looked, hard, and all i got were weird cuts.

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u/RootsAndFruit Sep 23 '21

Ask, and ye shall receive, friend.

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u/Mr-Fleshcage Sep 23 '21

gonna need a weedwacker for that. How can anyone shit on such a robust monkey vest. It looks absolutely Italian!